You know you're a Meat Loaf fan when ...
 

You're in a record shop and still go through the Meat Loaf' section knowing full well you've got everything in it.

Whenever you tell your family you're going on a trip anywhere, for any reason, they accuse you of going to another Meat Loaf concert.

You're in a record shop and go through the 'Meat Loaf' section spreading the various copies of his albums out so that the section is larger.

How do you know???

When you realise that over a given period of time you've seen Meat and the band more than most relatives :?

:-)

When your other half sees a "new" Meat Loaf CD online or in a shop and before he/she can tell you what it is, you say "got it".

When you find yourself quoting his songs every chance you get (even though your native language is NOT english and it confuses the hell outta people!)

When you go into HMV/Tesco etc and have to cover the number one album with Hang Cool Teddy Bear everytime you go into those shops

When you plan to get the words 'Hang Cool teddy Bear' as a tattoo

When your more excited about seeing Meat Loaf than turning 21 (even though the concert is 13 days after your Birthday)

When your parents buy you a framed picture of him for your birthday

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and when you follow up that statement with "got you one too"

You are only a true Meat Loaf fan if you give him a big kiss on the cheek. That way he'll never forget who you are. ;-)

When you name your dog Meat Loaf, then one day you get the chance to meet Meat Loaf(the human one) and the first thing you say to him is, " I named my dog after you".
Guess what he said? Is that Good or Bad?:-)

By the way Meat Loaf (the Dog) went to Doggie Heaven 9 years ago. He was a great mate. He loved his family and close friends dearly, but could sense an arsehole a mile away.:heart:

Ah lads that made me laugh. :lmao:

When you get your brother to change his wedding date cos it clashed with a Meat concert;) LOL..

when you have to steal thread ideas from the Springsteen board lol

When youre the only fan in your hometown and are nicknamed "meat loaf"

... when you wake up in a middle of a dream and the first thing that come in to your mind is a Meat Loaf Lyric

I have another one.

You are only a true fan if you get a Meat Loaf tattoo on your body.

when you decorate a wall of your home with picture records and tickets

If you dress, walk, and talk like Meat Loaf.

No, that's the test for either being Meat Loaf or being a f*cking lunatic :nuts:

But I know of a person who dresses, walks, and talks like Meat Loaf.

See above :-)

When you realize you have one or two (or most) of the "conditions" already stated.

When you get 7 phone calls (from non-fans) to let you know Meat's on TV.
When you drive against your doctor's orders to go to a Meat Loaf show.
When your 10 year wedding anniversary is spent at a Meat Loaf concert (with your spouse of course).

When your list keeps going on and on.

When random meat loaf fans on facebook add you as a friend on facebook

You eat Meat Loaf with plenty of A1 steak sauce,for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day of the week and have Paradise by the Dashboard Light as a ringtone on your Gophone.:D

If we had gophones over here I'd so have one! Przie fight lovers my ringtone and Bad for good is my alarm lol