Next Leg of Meat's Tour?
 

This might be worth watching ...

Programme: Benidorm Unpacked
Channel: ITV1
Date: Wednesday 26 September
Time: 10:00PM-10:30PM


The junior half of a father-and-son comedy duo is tempted to leave showbiz and settle down to a life of domestic bliss. The Ambassador Hotel's deputy manager investigates the disappearance of two wardrobe doors, while one-armed, one-legged Meat Loaf impersonator Neil St John wonders where his next gig is coming from

Dave

<<<<wonders if the resulting injuries from his motorbike accident could lead to a career change lol

Saw the first installment of this last night ... and having seen said Meat Loaf impersonator getting the words wrong to Paradise, it really is no surprise that he wonders where his next gig is coming from!

If he can't get the words right he hasn't got a leg to stand on

Give over, 'e's 'armless

He'll be out on a limb if the work dries up

He needs some artificial limbs ...

I used to be a man of steel
I used to take you in my arm

Dave

Well, he still got one hand left...for a man...that should be worth something???? :saint:

:saint: Why's that then, Zina? :saint:

*practices innocent look again, it hasn't been needed for a while...*

He can still hold the ax???

OK, THAT's a phrase for it I havent heard before.

Of course, he can also use the ax as an artificial leg...:shrug: