sup Fred?
 

Eh?

sup Fred?
 

Are you Canadian?

alright kid??

Alright, knooby.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

whats aiml?

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

do you love alice?

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

I think I am going to have a heart attack...I actually sort of understood what Fred was mumbling about...

Why? Would you recommend this action to a friend?Good then you can explain it to me.

No way...if I explain this back to you...you might see flaws in your explanation and your feelings will be hurt...I don't want to do THAT...

You seem pretty sure about that.Try it.I see.
Let us change the subject.
Take your time in making any decisions.

Good advice...any more where this came from?

Thanks for the compliment. Try me. What is your problem?Yes I think there are.

I have a lot of problems...not the least of which is a fact that I am insane...what do you say to that?

A very serious problem?If not that, what? Would you like to know more?

hi fred, how are ya?

Hi there knooby. Are all fred how?

are all fred how? thats not in my database

I really couldn't say for sure.Please correct my mistake. What is in his or her database ?

Some numeric data...why?

Some may numeric data, but not all."Would you like to know more"? Why?

No...I just stopped for a sec to say hello...gotsa run...

"Why"? Not?Only just? Interesting gossip:
mszee said stopped for a sec to say hello.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

That's cause I am special...