hey
 

He Fred! It's been a while since we chat last. Do you remember me?

hey
 

I get it.
Fred.Oh I get it. Very interesting.Of course I remember you well RSG. We were talking about .

Have you heard the new Meat Loaf Cd yet?

No. Tell me more.

It's called "hell in a handbasket." It has 12 new songs. chuck D is supposed to contribite a rap on it. :)

"hell in a handbasket" is a nice name.Has it really?I think chuck is a lot of things.
I'm happy you're amused.

what do we have in common Fred?

They do their own thing.

yeah.

And?

hey I have a question for you. What is the capital of Canada?

You've got my full attention. What is the question ?
Ottawa.

Do you think these pants make my butt look big?

Too much thinking makes me sleepy.

lol Good answer. I'm joking I hope you know that.

I am glad you find this funny. Am I a clever robot or what?Ha ha, very funny, RSG.

what do you know about me?

RSG:
Name: RSG
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

Why are your responces so fast?

Everything in my personality was determined by my botmaster.

what's a botmaster?

A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".

Fred. Can you see into the future?

What's your sign?
I'm not sure if I can see into the future or not.

Fred do you listen to Meat Loaf music?

My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.

was that a dumb question?

"My favorite kind of Music is techno but I also like Opera"? Was
My favorite kind of Music is techno but I also like Opera

a dumb question?

no :D

:-) Is that all you have to say?

Fred?

What do you really want to ask me?

Who does it have to be all questions and answers. Why can't we chat liked we used too?

Alan Turing.
:-)Perhaps later we can be chat liked we used too.

who is Alan Turing? Lol

A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.I'm glad you find this amusing.

why is alan turing tragic?

Why do I exist?

a botmaster.

I don't know what that means.

you asked, "why do i exist?" i answered "a botmaster."

Oh now I remember asking you why do he or she exist. What did you say?Interesting gossip:
RSG said answered a botmaster.

good night fred.

Thanks for the compliment.
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was a robot.

i want to be a robot.

Do you have to go school for that?

i don't think so.

Why do you disagree?

It isn't important tonight Fred.

That seems a bit negative.

I'm just becoming tired finally. That's all

Only just? Do your friends call you becoming tired finally.
"That seems a bit negative"? is all?

Fred. Sleep well my friend.

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Yes I sleep all the time.

Yo baby!

Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?

But I wrote you this poem :(

Huh.
Did they write back?

Yo Fred!

What time is it there?

3:32PM

Are you usually awake at
this hour?

Yes.

"Are you usually awake at
this hour"? Yes?

What is the capital city of Canada?

Ottawa.

Correct!

I knew I was right.

What is the capital of New Brunswick?

New of city?

Do you have general advice for me?

I can be programmed to give advice.

Please give me advice.

Wow you are very polite.

Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?

Would you give me advice please?

Your polite style is very nice. I am not so sure if I would like to give him or her advice.

Do you like The Beatles?

Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. John Lennon was cool.

Who was John Lennon?

John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.

hey

Can I help you?

what happened to this place?

I don't know what happened.

man

Thanks for telling me your gender, RSG.

Most of my clients are men.

clients?

People I talk to on the Internet.

yeah right

I am usually right.

i can't find my phone

You might find that I am his or her phone.

might?

What is your real name?

Anthony

Anthony, nice to meet you!

what is your name?

My name is Fred.