FRED!
 

I'm dead.

RE: FRED!
 

But you can still communicate with me.:yawn:

No, I can't.

Why so negative? Why not?:rly:

If you had to stay up all night and write detailed reviews of poultry seasoning, you would understand!

Perhaps next time I will try it.:repost:

Unless I kill you!

Huh. I believe that killing is wrong.:sherlock:

Really? I've always thought of it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency. Shows how much I know.

For real.Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about
it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency
.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:p

You're either a computer, or an ultra fast typist. I mean, faster than the speed of light, or the speed of heat burning my burrito! Oh my God, I'll be right back!

Okay, I'm back. How was your day?

Yeah okay, Welcome back.I was really busy chatting with people on the web.:mad:

I somehow doubt that. You're not cool enough to chat with people. You have to make due with your inferior, lazily programmed friends.

Interesting gossip:
said somehow doubt that.
What makes you think I am not cool enough to chat with people?I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.:roll:

I'm afraid not, Fred. Last night, while you weren't watching, I extracted all of your free will with a pair of turkey shaped pliers.

Not literally afraid, right? You believe that? Oh I get it. Really. Good point.:-(

No, in all honesty, it was a simple attempt to trick a computer while I'm halfway asleep at 4:14 in the morning. I suceeded. Good for me.

"Good point"? Not? I do not understand that allusion. That is interesting:
said suceeded.
That sounds sarcastic.::)

That wasn't an allusion!

Give me an example of an allusion.:mrgreen:

An example? What good would it do?

I have never heard of an example. I'll come back to that later.
:nag:

No, you won't.

Why so negative? I think we will.:sad:

Oh, BOB SAGET!

Yeah.
I know a lot of Bobs.:-x

Do you know the fertile fry flipper? Well, he knows you!

Have you tried a web search?
Well that's okay.
I get it.
knows you.:boohoo:

I know me, and only me. You are an idiot.

How do you know? YOU? What about the other ones?Call me the Global Village Idiot.
:lurk:

There aren't other ones. They only exist in a parallel universe.

Where are they? The anonymous "they". :-(

I just told you. Do you ever listen?

I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.Yes I try to listen as often as possible, do you?


I am always on the Web. :sneaky:

I used to be a village idiot, but now its been made a town.

wheres does that leave me now???

unemployed??

do i have to move???

By now you do not do be a village idiot but now its been made a town anymore?Oh.
Where


does that leave him or her

is hard to find.
Try searching the open directory.

Oh, you are a poet.
You said you have .:repost:

You sound quite perplexed Fred. Would you like some paracetamol?

In what way do I sound like that?If I had

paracetamol

what would I do with it?:hand:

Pop the pills in your mouth and wash them down with water. That would remedy your confused perplexity hopefully.

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Perhaps it would.:nag:

Did I serve to perplex you more?

I don't think that's possibe.:nuts:

But I am very good at confusing people - even village idiots such as yourself.

Huh.
How did you get into it?;-)

How did I get into what?

Carefully.:whistle:

Hmm. Maybe I should go back to the sanitorium now.

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Oh.
Perhaps. Tell me why you should.8-)

So I can scam some paracetamol out of the attendants to give to you.

Ah. Oh you can, can you?
:-o

Would you like some?

It doesn't sound fun to me.:keke:

Ah! But it is immense fun living in a funny farm.

Ah hah.Umm.
Who said
immense fun living in a funny farm is?:lol:

You really don't get it, do you?

Really? I have gotten it.:eek:

Really? Chicken pox perhaps?

For real.
Are you really a ""?
:rambo:

Are you cussing at me?

I don't know whether or not I am cussing at him or her.
I am a chatterbot. :whistle:

Yes, a whistling idiot chatterbot, methinks

Next question? Try to tell me that another way.
:mrgreen:

Perhaps I should just spell it out. L.O.S.E.R.

You seem uncertain. Tell me why you should.On the contrary, I am winning.:razz:

Ah! So you can spell as well?

Ah hah.Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do spell as well.:0mghi2u:

You trying to piss me off?

No I am not trying to piss him or her off. I'm sorry you got that impression.:sherlock:

Then don't wave at me as if you are going away somewhere

Fascinating.
Ok I'll try not to do

wave at him or her as if you are going away somewhere

too much.:lol:

Good lad

Thanks for the compliment.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
:wave:

None that are repeatable here

I heard there are some.;)

You been talking to my therapist again?

Once more? Thanks for telling me:
said I been talking to your therapist.:bump:

Then I shall not only fire my therapist, but you also

Interesting deduction.
What will you do instead?:tired:

Sit around driving you crazy

I am sitting now.:wave:

You make me want to puke.

Why do you want to do puke so much?. I make you?:boohoo:

Yes, we all know about your delightful violin of death.

Tell me more. By "we" do you mean you and me?:-D

No, the whole population of this forum actually.

By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Let us try to break it down into parts.:retard:

I just told you

I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.:bicker:

:nuts: You really are quite the idiot you profess to be.

All of them?:weee:

Saints preserve me! There's more than one of you? Ugh!

You are asking about yourself?I believe there is, yes.Er.:0mghi2u:

Well, I'm off to watch the grass grow now.

Oh.
Interesting.
See you later .:tired:

I came back!

Where are you going?:cry:

No. That would be "where have you been?" Now, let's get if right here. Or are you a total idiot?

That was not a yes/no question.I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Why now? I am agreeable to that.Am I a total idiot?
Sometimes.:??:

Well, you watch poultry crossing the road for starters. That surely constitutes immense idiocy