Interview the person below you
 

Here's how it works....
just answer the question from the last person, then ask a question for the next person to answer and so on.

Q. You want to be alone. Where would you go?

Top of castle hill in Huddersfield

Next question:

You need to talk to someone, who do you choose?

A. The telletubbies on telly. they don't tell anyone seeing they are stuck in telletubby land.

Q. The sky is really clear and the moon is orange and full and casting white light on your garden. What does this symbolise to you?

(vis: loneliness, happiness, magic etc)

A: Serenity, protection, magic

Q: What's your favourite season and why...??

Klasien

A. Autumn. It's got all the reds that I like in it. rust especally. Also my hair turns coppery blonde in the autumn sun.

Q. You have a dream about a feild with nothing in it but a tree. What kind of tree is it and what do you do with it?

A. It's an oak tree, and I sit underneath it in it's shade

Q. How do they get the non-stick to stick to frying pans?

A: Double sided tape.

Q: What's you're favorite: apples or oranges, and if so, why not?

( i remember this argument, started by Rob the Badger)

A. I like oranges cos they explode in your mouth.

Q. You are drawing a picture. It is of a wolf. What is the wolf doing?

A. He's fighting another wolf.

Q. You are a superhero. Who are you and why?

A: I'm Spiderman since the bite of a radioactive spider.
Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?

you find them in the no legged dog shop.

Q. Janis is in trouble. It isn't her fault, but its your fault and she's got the blame. If you own up you get in big trouble but you'll be doing the right thing. But if you don't you get away with it and you upset your enemy. What do you do?

Get away with it. Less trouble.

Q: You have painted one popular 'masterpiece', which one is it?

A: "The Shooting Company Of Capt. Frans B Cocq" (aka "The Nightwatch")

Q: If you could rename the capital of one country, which would it be?

:twisted: I would rename London - Bat Out Of Hell III.Once more the award winning combination of Meat Loaf and Jim Steinman reunite to bring us the closing chapter of the Bat Out Of Hell saga.Don't miss the chance to own a piece of rock history, available in all good music retail establishment from (insert appropiate date).

I would also make it illegal for the new name of our capital to be abreviated in any way.Every time they want to mention the name of the capital, it must be said in full.
Just think, fantastic promo everywhere from news items on telly, to people asking for directions :mrgreen:

OK, question......
Can you really taste dandylion when mixed with burdock? :nuts:

A. Sort of, it doesn't really taste like dandelions. I love the stuff, tastes like aniseed.

Q. You get a cocktail with a cherry thing in it. What do you do?

a: Eat it off the stick and prang your tongue in the process

b: Flick it at the nearest soppy romantic couple

c: collect loads of them and make a football game: Glace cherry united versus sparkler city.

A. Eat it off the stick trying not to impale my tongue!

Q. Why do trees only fall when no-one is looking? :bleh:

A: Cause they are shy :wtf:

Q: If you were to have superhuman powers - what would they be & why?

X-ray eyes - just think of the fun you could have with those!!

Question: Everyone has a book inside their head waiting to be written - what would yours be about?

A. replying to strange questions on forums.

Q. are you right or left handed?

A. Neither, but I'm good with my toes.

Question: Dying for the toilet (No.2), occupied, although large tree outside. What do you do?

A:Look for a woodpeckers hole :lol:

Q: Why do men always have to be right?

A: Because women are gracious enough to allow them to think they're right, even though we know they're not.

Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: The EGG - a chicken is a hybrid

Q: What does your name mean?

A: Yvonne means the "arc made out of an yew tree" or "archer"

Q: What shall we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?

Put him in a boat until he's sober!

What would you rather have...a cold, or to be sick??