Q&A
 

:twisted: Answer a question, then ask a question.

Questions to be vuague as poss, answers to make no sence at all.



What does it do?

:twisted: Flushes the toilet.


Where does it go?

:twisted: Alabama.


What does it eat?

Cinderella

Why is it flying?

Because the voices told it to.

How many can it wear?

5 and 6 on rainy day

How many chickens crossed the road?

a video recorder

Why is it sticky?

Obviously, it's because it's red

How many does it take?

One, three times a day after meals.

Can it do that?

No, it has only 3 legs

Is it yours?

No it's Brian's

How is it possible?

Because it eats 3 times a day

Can we please?

nope, it's straight


why is it so small?

Because it is gigantic

This elevator?

nope, the one two floors below.


Why the printer and not the scanner?

because of the black cat

what your cat?

nope, marvin

whats wrong with Bill Gates?

Sixteen, but only on Thursdays

What age is the river?

:twisted: Sheep.


What's it for?

Dental hygiene

Did you have to mention it?

Of course, the train was late today!

is book written?

No, but I have coloured it in.

Can penguins?

yes, because they can fly

Have you finished your birdie?

EDIT:This was aimed at Andy's post, but I got in late, but I still think it's funny so it stays :p





:twisted: No.

It's cruel, and they don't taste so good anyway.


When do you want it?

on top of the roof

what's a cushion good for?

:twisted: When taken one at a time, they make a good beat (per-cushion :mrgreen: )


Where did you get it?

I stole I from elvis costello

why is the city called water-loo?

:twisted: Indigo.


What will you do with it?

wrap it in bacon and cook for 20 minutes at a moderate heat

Why didn't you?

:twisted: ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ :shock:


What does it cost?

dreams are ten a penny

the simpsons?

They used to be.

Where did you get yours?

Elephants are grey

Can you fix it?

Ernie from the Underground

Was it legal?

:twisted: 17th century China.


Where will you take it?

my hair

what are you listening to right now?

Fingermouse

Whose legs are they?

No one dare own up.

If the UK electrical supply is an sine wave at 50Hz. What frequency is a mexican wave?

0,5 Hz

why?

It's very gray

What is the matter with?

fishsticks

what colour is happiness?

Barbie and Ken

Who did she?

At 20p a go, everyone.

Can you shout loud enough?

next wednesday

what time is the party?

Half and hour after it was stolen

why is this swollen?

Because it's rained a lot.

Is yours green?

No, it's very wide

Is this river runs?

No, it walks

How often?

It comes in many colors

Why did you buy it?

resale value

sex or coffee?

Dinner

So what?

Antelope.

Face, bovvered?

Absolutely not!!! I resent THAT!!!

Why would you?

cause Im hungry


wazzzzzuuuuuuuup?

explosion

Did you mean this?

Dunno

What was the question?

exactly

Are Elephants really bothered?

Only on mondays,

Can pigs fly?

indoors

are you comfortable?

only in the car


do you eat elephants?

mostly Thursdays

Going up?

If you let it



what?

Yes, it is.

When wouldn't you?

mostly Thursdays

Why not?

Apples.

What grows from the seeds?

Chicken

2 or 5?

7,

Whats the time?

Half past stolen watch

When are we going to?

:twisted: Nineteeth Sunday after Penticost.

Why wont it work?

Cause you have it backwards, dopey!!!

Why would anybody?

:twisted: Constipation.

Where did it go?

Blown with the wind

So the answer to this is?

transylvania


when the ckicken crossed the road, where did it came from?

The coathanger in the sky,

Whats my fish called?

Abdul Karem

Where in the world?

PC world,

Whats that?

cuckoo

Who is this?

Bob Hope

which way?

To the right and then to the left...

What is in your?

wallet nothing but recipets until wensday

what will you do on

I will dance Swan Lake

Which room?

munchkins

Why did I ever agree?

Because it was raining cats and dogs

Why did that man?