Person above me (alternative version).
 

:twisted: Exactly like the other version, except for the fact that the things you post should be outrageous lies :mrgreen:

Just nothing too offensive :wink:

:twisted: The person above me can ask for a bacon buttie in 923453260 differnt languages, including 45 dialects of Chinese.

the person above me is from Japan.

:twisted: The person above has the largest collection of fluffy bunny slippers in the world :shock:

The person above me looks great in green

the person above me is a woman

the person above is a man

:twisted: The person abouve was involved in a bizare plot to bungee jump into cuba from a hot air balloon to steal Fidel Castros shoes :wtf:

person above has a beautiful green jacket

The person above me absolutely adores mice and wouldn't dream of hurting one.

The person above me is male

The person above me reached his retirement age

Is not going to Wembley

Bought the entire Wembley stadium last Tuesday

Isnt living in no asylum :twisted:

:twisted: Was the man behind the grassy knoll :shock:

wearing his jacket was the grassy knoll

:twisted: Does not have a bizare compultion to keep mentioning that jacket in this thread :roll:

Bought an elephant from E-Bay

Was that elephant

Is extremely short in stature

Has 3 arms

Is an alien

is from the uk

Is not as smart as George Bush

is from canada

speaks in an american accent

Can't speak at all

loves middlesbrough f.c & will be supporting them on saturday when we are in his home town


for the person above the person above me

Loves Sheep

(shhh it's suppose to be quiet)LOL


is a native yorkshire man

is olympic squaredance gold medal winner

has a girlfriend called nora

wants a girlfriend called Nora

wants a slower motor bike

needs a motorbike

Was NEVER on the motorbike

is going to usa

Is at work right now working hard

how did you know


is not going on a journey in may

Is going to sing duet with Meat

yep thats true with 20.000 other fans

will be getting up to sing at the after show party

wishes he'd been born just a few miles north

is a cat...here kitty kitty...here kitty...

Has a secret double life as Her Majesty, The Queen of England

:twisted: On a regular basis shows her appreciation for Wotsits through the medium of dance.

Is a world champion belly dancer

Regularly makes superior quality Persian-style carpets from her belly button fluff

Is a sex therapist

Is in need of a sex therapist :wink: :lmao:

:twisted: Taught her sex therapist a thing or two :mrgreen:

:lol:

Is a lovely Swiss maid

Is a lovely swiss maid

Is a milkman

Is sane :nuts: :devil:

Looks like Harrison Ford...

Taught Harrison Ford his carpentry skills

Hates wearing boots

Is only 2'6" when you meet her in person

Has a handlebar moustache

wrote all the songs for the album Bat OUt Of Hell

Resides permanently in a garbage can

Is looking like a giant bat :shock:

Is completely made of reformed chicken

IS a reformed chicken (whatever it is)

Is a lemon

Needs hearing aid

Uses a zimmer frame

Eats raw beef

Lives with a leprachaun

IS a leprachaun himself...minus pot of gold, of course...

Has hair down to her knees

Has no hair at all

Has the personality of a shoe

doesnt drink alcohol

will be as sober as the pope tonight

is really rj

Is a Little Red Riding Hood

Has mental issues

does not wax his legs

Is good looking

IS Cartman and lives in Colorado

Is batman and lives in gotham

Is gotham and lives in batman

Is a genius, Is so smart he makes me look dumb

is not going to see meat on tour

is going to every meatloaf gig in the uk

(almost)
is going to all wembely concerts

Can make a supercar from a bicycle inner tube, an empty margarine tub and a roll of sticky-back plastic

Is a brain surgeon

Was an extra in LOTR

was an audience member for the Oprah Winfrey Show

:twisted: Is Chris's get fit trainer :lol:

Is Chris

Isn't having any wedding anniversary today...

Will be getting a piece of my celebratory Wedding anniversary cake in tomorrow morning's post

Likes to taunt people with her desserts

I thought this was the one where you lied? :lmao:

Has a pet tiger who sleeps at the bottom of her bed.

True...completely forgot I am supposed to lie...

Has 3 chests (ummm...how do you say THAT politely??? Bwahahahahaaha)

:twisted: Once made a hot air balloon out of used lottery tickets and spit.