Bond: Hero or Villain
 

Next Friday (26th January) I am going to see Casino Royale (again!!) at a small local cinema who are having a Bond themed night of cocktails, dancing and the film.

I am not sure who to go as so you get to decide whether I should go as a Bond Hero (tux, devastating smile etc etc) or a Bond Villain (white cat, evil chuckle etc etc).

If you want to make suggestions as to a paticular character then feel free (within reason) and the poll ends on Thursday as it will tkae me a couple of hours on friday to sort out a costume!!

Bond villain, only seems right :twisted:

The poll speaks for itself, villain is the only way!:-P

:twisted: I recon you should go Rocky Horror and go as Moneypenny :mrgreen:

And do NOT shave the beard :lmao:

Am I the only one who doesnt care about James Bond at all?

:twisted: Yes you are, go away :p



Now back to getting Chris in a frock....... :mrgreen:

Don't listen to him...what does he know about male looks???

Please DO shave a beard...

And please do go as a villain...

Good guys are boring...bad guys always win!!!

LMAO, that was really funny.:lol:

For me, this isn't about Bond, it's about Chris....

Looks like it will be a bond villain then. (or the bikini and go as Ursula whatsit!!)

Has their ever been a Bond villain with a beard besides Mattias?

Please no beard....:panic:

Ursula Andres:drool:

A woman says...no beard...man says...Ursula Andres...

Truly to each his own...

Beardwise, it would appear to either be:

Hugo Drax (Moonraker) : http://www.thegoldengun.co.uk/moonra...lainsdrax1.jpg

Or

Aris Kristatos (For your eyes only): http://www.thegoldengun.co.uk/fyeo/f...kristatos1.jpg

Ok...after trying to stick either beard on your avatar for a little while and then realizing that it's not actually your picture...if the beard has to stay *deep sigh*...then I guess it's Hugo fellow...

no the other one :D

And I INSIST it's the first one...

ok both then ;)

Both will work for me...

chris...if you do both...please post a pic :twisted:

:twisted: OK, OK, a REAL dare.


I dare you to go as..........................





















Blofelds white cat :devil:

All you need is a white cat costume, and something you can use for the diamond studded collar.

Dude, you will bring the place down with that get up 8)

Once again...spoken as a man would...:roll:

Skip the cat costume...keep the diamond studded collar...;)

You will be then HUGE success...;) :oops: :twisted:

:twisted: Hey, i'm serious.

EVERY ****** there will be dressed as a bond or villan, and none of them will look the part.

You turn up as a giant white cat, you're original, funny, and more strokable to all those Bond babes who turn up :wink:

Trust me dude, go for the cat costume 8)

Well, alright...if it was about strokable...hmmm...:roll:

hmmmmm....... Chris as a pussy :shock:

I say go with Flying Mouse's suggestion ~ a white cat. :D

Hang on! Do I detect a theme happening here also? :sherlock:

Cat - Mouse - Spies? :sneaky:

:cheer: Go the white cat! :cheer:

Neil, can you add Blofeld's cat as a poll option and let us all change our votes? :lmao:

;-) :twisted:

Nice one Mr K..... :lmao:

It wasn't me, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything (unless you're a mod or admin on this site :lol:)

I refer the esteemed gentleman to his post above.....

What does a wink and a twisted smile prove?

That you're twisted and you're winking cause of your permanent nervous tick???

Exactly!

:shock:

It looks like somebody we all might know has been messing with a poll...hmmm....

Mouse...we have 2,000+ members...4002 votes are...ummm...hmmm...

:silence: :whistle: :silence:

:twisted: Well, errrrrm, errrrrrrrr, :roll:


:idea:

You know that you can sign in in hidden mode?

Well you can also join the forum in hidden mode so you don't actually show up as ever have joined.

Sort of like being X directory :mrgreen:

1. Did you finally signed up all your relatives and ex-girlfriends in this mode? That would most certainly account for close to 2000 members...:twisted:

2. Don't know X directory...is it something like...XXX directory??? :shock:

my telephone number is x direcotry zina, it means i personally have to give my number to someone, otherwise they cant find out

if that makes sense :?

:twisted: X Directory means that your number is not in the phone book, and not available from directory enquiries.

well done Neil....that was much simpler lol :D

That would put ME straight into your X directory...

Now...about that XXX one...;) :lol:

:twisted: Well, you know I DID show James Bond how to pick up babes :wink:


Thanks hun :wink:

Simple explainations from simple minds :mrgreen:


Hang on.

I don't like the way I said that :?

Simple explainations from simple...........

No, that's no good.


Simple minded.............

No.


Mindfull explainations from simple...........


Oh I give up :doh:

:lmao: i have nothin to add to that :lmao: you said it all for me lol

why do you add that you´ve nothing to add?
so you added something though you have nothing to add
:wtf:





:))

Which one? There were MANY...

P.S. Can anybody tell me if "babes" is something you call strawberries out there??? ;)



Simpleton explanations are not necessary from simple minded people...something like that?

*Tries to be VERY helpful*...

argumentative little ******* :bicker:

:))

ummm you know that bed i promised you.....

well it's actually a floor....

in the shed :p :twisted:

ah, well.........................

:shock:

Shhh...there are children here...

Neil, close your eyes!!!

ahem my bed is full already thank you very much :p


the poor lad will be scarred for life in mine :lmao:

Well, don't you look at ME like that...:lol:

I dread to ask why lol, read about people like you in News Of The World!!!!

not me lol
rather the fairly large guy next to me :lmao:

:shock:

And now I am speechless...

Dragging this thread kicking and screaming back to the original topic....

I am afraid to tell you i ahve been given my marching orders. Apparently the lady i am taking refuses to go as baddies as they never look as good as the goodies apparently. (don't ask!!) So I am going as Mattias from casino royale (bit of a goodie and a baddie - beard trim adn bit of grey dye and the jobs a good 'un) so she can go as Vesper.

My only concern is the apparent desire a certain someone has to see me going as Blofeld's cat - not mentioning any names or anything but should we be worried about you mr k???

:twisted: Chris, you're a CSI fan.

Have you seen the episode where the guy dies dressed as a racoon?

Those are damn funky parties :mrgreen:

:lmao:

Can't imagine ANY woman who would prefer goody to baddy...argh...

Not so much worried about me Chris, more a case of worried about what I'm capable of :whistle:

The Plushie conventions!!!

*No comment*

I thought that was a scene from Pelts...


:lmao:

:twisted: Put it this way RJ, if a large blue cat, probablly a little taller than you, wearing matching bra and panties, and answering to the name "sexy" comes onto you.

Leg it :shock:

:shock:so thats whatyou will be wearing in may then Neil eh? ;)

No, hun...that's what he legged from when he realized it ain't no female...:shock: :lol:

umm :shock: i aint going to the bar neil suggests :lol:

Well, it appears that Michael is in charge of THAT...so we're all safe...on the other hand....................ARE WE??? :roll:

yes but Neil is organising the entertainment i believe :lmao:

come to think of it a large blue cat chasing a large mouse could be entertaining :lmao:

NO

no to which :?

well as long as he´s not responsible for the dress code and we have to do the Rocky Horror......I think it´s ok:))