Emote Story
 

Just like the other thread, you tell a story BUT in this one in the sentence there has to be an emote, (thanks to caelan for the idea :p)

Once upon a time there was a man called :sherlock:

He was investigating a very strange disease where all people start to :drool:

the people looked very :hic:

and turned into :tard: looking

Because of the :twisted: wizard

coming from a :keke:country

whos pets all looked like :bunny:

:sherlock:didn't really know where to start

A local recommended seeking a :arrr: for clues

but the pirate was slightly:tard:

This caused him to :panic:

as he was looking for:hand: with finding the

:devil: he had a vision

that told him to :lurk:

this suggestion made him :lmao:

he then decided to go :nag: the village idiot

Who talked :shit: for 3 hours

after which time he decided to :boohoo:

which mad the locals :cheer:

just then an evil :devil: appeared

which caused total :silence:

that made him :roll:

so he decided to have another :cheers:

:barf: But...landlord of the inn he was staying in was completely :barf:

Disgusted by this he fakes a :yawn: and quickly leaves

the premises...on the way to another inn he meets...:yay:

He thinks to himself that he may have :hic: a little too much

But then he sees...:yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay:

upon seeing these.. he .... :faint:

However...he got lucky...because :D was passing right by

So I picked him up, and helping him to the toliet where he....

:barf: after which i decided to take him....

he felt :oops: as he seen a

Santa Claus dragging him all puked up home...:roll:

where he :zzz: for hours

However...when he woke up he was badly in need of :coffee:

whe he had finished....he remembered what he was in the village for :sherlock:

And so he started to :whistle: and went

about :wtf: for clues

he felt slightly :mrgreen: as he

stumbled upon a :??:

a man wearing a pink robe reading a magazine about....

gnomes which made him :roll:

realising this could be a :??: he proceeded to...

:pray: to his

:devil: for....

a safe way out of .....

the :shit: he had stood in

just rolled off his shoe and the smell was.....

strong so he had to act :cool: to avoid

:oops: as he had seen a nice young ....

:ninja: doing his martial arts when all of a sudden a

:lock: jumped on top of him..

this made him very:angry: cause the lock was

Coved with crazy glue making the lock hard to get too and it was really......

:evil: because it had

Stopped them clean in their tracks,meanwhile.....

The cops were......

:cheers:

to muck coffee mixed with Baileys and were eating......

:shit: although

It was fake :shit: made out of choclate with some .........

magic dust brought to them by :sherlock:

Hey look a giant yellow chicken doing the chicken dance someone yelled and it was wearing a...........

fur coat made from :bunny:

raccoon pelt with...

:twisted: hairs which looked like