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Avast, me hearties!

What say ye, ya scurvy dog?

Meat Loaf be incredible an' will rock Royal Albert Hall, 16th!

Tis nay pirate talk! Ye walk the plank!

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Originally Posted by Lord Kagan (Post 264884)

Tis nay pirate talk! Ye walk the plank!

Aye tis!
Went through filta me luvvie!

:twisted: HA HARRRRRRRRRRRR.

To the chat rooms me hearties :mrgreen:

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sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!
bloodninja: This **** is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a ******* break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are ******* sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: **** you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go **** yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: **** YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a ******* *******!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat
me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against
them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every
stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU *******!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Yo ho ho...and a bottle of rum...

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they aaaaaaarrrrr!!!!!!

:twisted: Pirate 1 - I used to know a pirate with a wooden leg, named Long John Silver.

Pirate 2 - What was the name of his other leg?

Ha HARRRRR :mrgreen:

What do pirates practice shooting at?
Tarrrrrgets!

What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!

Where do Soviet pirates come from?
The U.S.S.AAAAARRRRRRrrrgh!!

"Ah fortunatly I know how to counter it.
The man who did the wakin' buys the
man who was sleeping a drink while the
man who was sleeping drinks it while
listening to a propsition from the man
who did the wakin'!"

~Captin Jack Sparrow - Pirates Of The Caribbean The Curse Of The Black Pearl ~

[Not that I've seen it THAT much :oops:!]

R...darn it...them penquins be cute

I be lovin' this Pirate... :heart:!

http://i9.tinypic.com/302ampv.jpg

:faint: :drool: :faint:

do I have to underrrrrrrrrrrrstand what you all arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre talking about? orrrrrrrrrrrrrr do I just have to use more rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs?

:twisted: and don't forget to say thee a lot :lmao:

Today's plans to celebrate talk like a pirate day were almost scuppered in the village when i realised i did not have a parrot.

Luckily I was able to use a carrot. Well it sounded about right!!

Listeners to newsagents radio were treated to the sound of me doing my best pirate voice and "Arrrrr......"-ing my way through "A Pirates Life For Me"

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE (Post 264953)

:twisted: and don't forget to say thee a lot :lmao:

Agreed. :arrr:

Aye Aye Capt'n...

Oh yeah...

Thee...arghhhhhhhhhhhh

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE (Post 264953)

:twisted: and don't forget to say thee a lot :lmao:

Is thee not ye olde english?

Ahoy shipmates, it be time to be seeing what victuals crawled out of the bung hole this night afore we wash it all down smartly with grog aplenty.

Followed perhaps by the buxom wenches providing such shows as would tempt a pirate from the seven seas to the world o' the lubbers.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.................

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Originally Posted by Lord Kagan (Post 264966)

Is thee not ye olde english?

Questioning a mod?

Avast me hearties send this bilge rat to be walkin' the plank.

Aye, Chris you're a riot, Gar.

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 264967)

:twisted: Chris, you are WAY too good at this for it to be healthy :wtf:

Maybe hes a pirate in his spare time..

Ahoy, yo mates be real pirates Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Try thar bat and thar belfry! ARR!

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Originally Posted by MsZee (Post 264974)

Aye, Chris you're a riot, Gar.

Well me hearty wench, thar be on account o me being a devotee o the old Cap'n Slappy for many along year now.

Indeed t'was I who brought the pirate speak to this place o lubbers in the year of 4 and 2000.

Now, let us all be gathering around like sailors afore Davy Jone's Locker to sing the Pirate song with Cap'n Slappy. (He be the one with the beard that resembles Cap'n Chris') Arrrrrrrrrr....

YouTube Video

Ahoy, me am not a pirate

A pence for an old man o'de sea?

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 264999)

Aye, which one be you? Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

Lol "you're court ordered not to think of the children"

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 264969)

Questioning a mod?

Avast me hearties send this bilge rat to be walkin' the plank.

Agreed. :)) :arrr:

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Originally Posted by MsZee (Post 265000)

Ahoy, me am not a pirate

A pence for an old man o'de sea?

Only after me booty are thee?

Arrrrr tha's a cunning wee wench and no mistake.
I be liking that in me women. If t'weren't f' this darn patch i'd be a winking ahoy at thee lassie. Now fethc me grog smartly wench and i be telling you such tales o' the sea as would scare the barnacles from the belly o' Pugwash's Black pig.

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 265007)

Ahoy, runs out laughin' Aye, me parrot concurs.

I be liking me a pirate...

Fetch your own grog... Gar.

Aye, you got a ner'e, my matey, t' talk t' me like that

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE (Post 264988)

:twisted: Chris, you are WAY too good at this for it to be healthy :wtf:

Great Neptunes Barnacles!!!!

Tha' be questioning the Pir-attitude o' Cap'n Chris. I'll see thee swinging from the yardarm afore sun up for that.
Arrrrrrrrrrrr.......

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 265010)

Great Neptunes Barnacles!!!!

Tha' be questioning the Pir-attitude o' Cap'n Chris. I'll see thee swinging from the yardarm afore sun up for that.
Arrrrrrrrrrrr.......

Arrr, tell him like it is, my cabin boy...Gar

:twisted: Arrrrr, do I detect a mutiny abord me own flag ship?

I teel ye that i'll not be standing for the shenanagans of mutionous dogs.

Arrrrrrrr

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Originally Posted by MsZee (Post 265012)

Arrr, tell him like it is, my cabin boy...Gar

The slubbing wench be callin' Cap'n Chris a mere cabin boy?

Ah'll not be standin' f' that me lassie. Deck o' a pirate ship is a cursed and stange place that plays witness to many a strange sight and fierce battle arrrrrr....

It be no place for a lady.

And thee be no lady so tha's welcome aboo-rd Cap'n Chris vessel as we seek buried booty and pirates plunder.

But first, let us all set sail with me old hearty Cap'n Morgan. Ahoy.

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE (Post 265016)

:twisted: Arrrrr, do I detect a mutiny abord me own flag ship?

I teel ye that i'll not be standing for the shenanagans of mutionous dogs.

Arrrrrrrr

Ahoy, shakin' in her boots at the sight o' her lord and master...

Aye, and me parrot concurs

:shock:

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 265018)

Arrr, me am not a lady you're right...so...all aboard...GAR

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE (Post 265016)

:twisted: Arrrrr, do I detect a mutiny abord me own flag ship?

I teel ye that i'll not be standing for the shenanagans of mutionous dogs.

Arrrrrrrr

Well if thee won;t be astanding f' it tha'll have t' sit then. Atop tha chest o' plunder 'n' booty while we seek out such fantastical riches as would make old Bluebeard himself rise from the watery depths to seek out......

Arrrrr.........

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Originally Posted by Chris (Post 265025)

Arrr, don't mention Bluebeard in front o' me...I used t' go out with him Aye

:twisted: arrrrr, Frederick Bluebeard.

Soon kicked his one buttock into touch though. :p

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE (Post 265034)

:twisted: arrrrr, Frederick Bluebeard.

Soon kicked his one buttock into touch though. :p

Arrrrr...and so you done, me capt'n...and so you done...Gar