The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun
 

:twisted: In preperation for the service




:twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......

After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....




Church locked up until the service tomorrow

:twisted: Only about 3 hours to go :shock:
*Starts pacing and chain smoking*

:twisted: Ladies & gentlemen.
Thank you for coming to this, the first mlukfc wedding (hopefully it won't be the last :wink: )

The stage is set, and we will commence in about half an hour.

There is a running order to this service, so PLEASE do not post anything till after the service is complete.We don't wanna spoil the fun :wink:
After that feel free to post to your hearts content.

Thank you, and ENJOY :up:

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*starts music, song, bride walks down isle*

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ATTENTION ALL YE SINNERS, INFIDELS AND TRUE BELIEVERS OF LOAFDOM! May the spirit of the BabBazz move amongst disbelievers, may the gatekeeper of the pointed piano smite thee all, and may his pointed piano protect the disciples and followers of the Loaf for all eternity. Insidious messengers of BabBazz and Loafers alike observe today the ties that bind, the binds that tie, an eternal damnation called marriage. The poor unfortunates, Mszee and the Flying Mouse, have elected to be chained together from now until the end of time, and take the wrath of the Loaf for two combined as one on judgement day. Take heed of this lesson, unbelievers, and Loafers rejoice in the union of two of thine own, souls and sins repented of and now endowed in the light of the Loaf, protecting them against all BabBazz spawn, David-ghoul curses and false Elvis's wearing rhinestones. Is there one amongst thee who objecteth to this marriage? If so, leave now or forever hold thine peace, for twill only degenerate from this point onwards, until pits of fire consume the objector, and turn thine mortal remains to dust, ashes, and diseased monkeys.

Flying Mouse, with thine full consent and knowledge, doth thee truly wish to accept this random dope Mszee as thine eternal companion? Doth thee wish to accept that Mszee is not a messenger of the evil BabBazz, sent to spy out and overthrow thine life and country? Doth thee wish to suffer in this life and the next, in the name of the Loaf, for eternal rewards that may or may not negate immortal pain? Doth thee accept that rocks may cause thee to stumble, and thus stones be thrown at thine neighbours in the name of the Loaf?

:twisted: I DO :mrgreen:

Mszee, doth thee really wish to accept this unfortunate Mouse as thine own, as the apple of thine eye, the buckle of thine shoe, and the clasp on thine bra strap? Doth thee really wish to cast thine sight upon this wretched creature daily, and tend to his every need and whim? Doth thee truly wish to be enslaved to this one tenuous excuse of a human being, both in this mortal life and through the agonies of torture thee shall endure in the eternal timespan, until the day of Loafy judgement, and be smited together by the pointed piano of the gatekeeper? Doth thee truly believe this frugal fragette shalt make thee happy, and thus wish to enter a union defined by lust, sin, lies and temptations?

I'd rather have a Meat Loaf...but if I can't...oh well...

I guess...

I Do???

Fine, fine fine...I do

DO IT!!!

I DO...

GEEZ...DON'T PUSH ME! I AM THE BRIDE HERE!

NOW FOR THE EXCHANGE OF RINGS: Ye both have the contraption known as the mousie cord

Mouse, apply thine own rings to thine fingers, for the touch of that woman may corrupt thine flesh and morality, thee must entwine thy fingers in the thing known as the mouse cord.

Mszee, apply thine own rings to thine fingers, lest the burning touch of that zagraffotti-like toad smite thine body and transform it into a pillar of charred, smoking, burning flesh, bone and hair, thus now thee must entwine thy fingers mouse cord thing.

:twisted: done

Done...Toad???

He always looked like ML to me?

Thus by the Power and name of the mighty Loaf, the promises made, and all made to broken, go forth into life and do not fear that which ye are about to suffer, for from pain and agony can come relief should thee accept and follow the Loaf, do not tolerate the harlots of this world, tempting thee with sexual immorality and sacrificial foods, for that is the way to destruction, to having thine eyeballs placed in soups for the roaming living dead and allowing vultures to desecrate and feed upon thy worthless carcasses. In the name of the Loaf, under the wing of the Bat, and the protection of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, thee are united as wretched and miserable sinners, GO FORTH AND PROCREATE!

Ye may click the bride, as Mouse and Loaferette.

:twisted: Pucker up baby :mrgreen:

X

May I be the first to offer my congratulations to the newlyweds, I assume we won't be seeing either of you for a while :shock:

*Blushes Madly*...I am Mrs. Mouse now...I took my beloved's last name!

well........Congratulations!!!!

Blushing Bride pecks the groom on the cheek

WOW this really is your day, isn't it?

Wow...1000 post during my own virtual wedding...ain't it something???

Formalities and paperwork, work of the BabBazz, no doubt infiltrating the highest levels of government in order to spread its message of hate and destruction along with torturing innocents and non believers alike, still needs to be done.


MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE
First Holy Church of the Jewel of the Crown of the Holy Sun
On this date, the 28th of May in the 59th year of the Loaf, the Flying Mouse and Mszee were joined in Loafy love, in the presence of Loafers and BabBazz disciples alike.

Witness: L96 (The Mad Preacher, certified)

Me thinks Groom expired?

Congratulations to the both of you......:D:D

:twisted: *sigs* The Flying Mouse

Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Mouse!!

Oh here you're, dear...hard to see from here...

Can you believe some people are posting in Things Not to Fill Pie with...shish..

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Signed
 

Ross, the music was gorgeous...you have oudone yourself!!!

"Sig". Diane

Are we married yet or not??? *Tapping her foot*

May I wish Mr. & Mrs. Mousie many strange cyber years together raising their virtual little mousies in the ways of the great Cyberlord Loaf.

Fine...

MsZee sig

Quote my last message, sign your name to it, and it's all legal :mrgreen:

I just signed? Do I sign in one more place?

Congratulations to the happy couple! May the glare of the BabBazz and the din of the false Elvis be ever averted from thy direction!

And congratulations to you too..you and your partner make a lovely couple too

Brother Dant, thine words are like music, thy truth is absolute, as always.

:twisted: That's perfect :D



















Mrs Mouse :mrgreen:

:twisted: Right folks, now that the service is over, it's back to the reception at The Bat & Belfry (live in the chatroom :wink: )

Thanks for everything...please join us in the chatroom...

:twisted: Always the perfect hostess :mrgreen:

Yes...I am...a little lost among all my open windows...but still here...

Eva...this cake is gorgeous...thank you so very much!!!

Why thank you, I always aim to please!


Now about my fee....

Yes? What about it???

That's OK, I was happy to do it free of charge :D






*THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED DUE TO OFFENSIVE MATERIAL F.M.*

*actually, you can see the real content of the message below F.M. :lmao:*










I take VISA, DELTA, SWITCH, CHEQUES or CASH.

Thankyou!

:twisted: What? :shock:
I found it offensive anyway :roll:

And what's power if you don't use it now and again :mrgreen:

:twisted: Erm, forgot the speech :yikes:
I'll keep is short :wink:

Would just like to thank my beautiful bride for turning up.
She truly does look more radiant than ever :drool: :wink:

And i'm sure that my bride, as well as myself, would like to offer heartfelt thanks................

to Ross who played the music at the wedding :D

To our trully bizare, senile, and wonderful mad preacher Lotus96.
It was a beutiful service, hoplessly conducted, and I hope that holy war your going on to the South Pole proves to be a great success :up:

To my good pal R. who was right there serving as best man and witness :mrgreen:

The ever gracious Diane, for standing as the second formal witness, and for picking such a pretty hat to wear :wink:

And of course to everybody else who turned up to be with us on our happy day :D

Thanks for coming, and we'll see you on the forums :up: .

Mr & Mrs T.F. Mouse :heart:

Do not think that ye can hide thine heathen soul behind words of grace and poetry, oh evil one personified. Thee have yet to vounteer for the Wholly War of the Name of the Loaf, which is under dire threat from a group of marauding and spiritless possessed penguins. Should ye and the other faithful not accept this true mission in the name of the Loaf, thee are doomed to the feast of the flesh of the BabBazz and it's minions, thee shall howl with hatred as thy ribs are plucked out one by one for usage as firewood, ye shall curse the day of thine birth and the day of thine conception for thine parents could not see the torment to which they led thee, and ye shalt cry tears of pure scotch that shall trickle around thine lips, never to quench thy burning thirst.

Quickly...get my fake switch and give it to him...whatever the heck it is - I know I don't have it...

Awwww....hunni...that's so beautiful...you're such a romantic...

Now, sweetheart...how about those dishes? NOW!!!

That's right, Master and Commander...show them who is the boss!!!

All yours now...

no hunnymoon???

My word - how beautiful. Congratulations to the pair of you! I hope you'll both be very happy until the end of time (I bet the wedding now seems long ago... and far away)...

:twisted: Yes darling :shock:
*scampers away*

See how quickly they take over? :bicker:

:twisted: You sent "The Master And Commander" to do the dishes :shock:

But I do like to show you my masculine side now and again dear :mrgreen:

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I can only offer advice :cool:

Who said no hunnymoon???:twisted:

We are posting from the poshest resort in Cyberland!!!

Thank you, TR..wonderful post!!!

What wedding???:roll:

About that masculine side...which one did you say that was? Left or right? Sorry, forgot...can't quite tell while looking at you...

Are you a divorce lawyer?

*Looks at Gerry with great interest...*

My dears,
I know I'm late and I'm so sorry that I missed your wedding but a freind neede help so I had to left the church before the ceremony began. I hope you like the roses I brought. The best wishes for you future.
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Alex...these roses were absolutely gorgeous!

Thank you very much!!!

You're welcome
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:twisted: You want some wedding cake? :D

Oh, that's very nice but I try to loose weight ... thanks you

.....looking for Mr and Mrs Mouse......

Is there any cake left then? Can I have one more piece? It was lovely, Eva sure did a wonderful job!

GLUTTONY! Is there any sin ye shall overlook in thine quest to eternal doom and punishment? Dost thee not realise the consequences of thine actions, not only in this mortal life, but in the hereafter? Twould appear that ye are seeking, nay, hoping, nay actively searching for eternal damnation and the promotion of the spirit of the evil BabBazz on this earth and thereafter.... must thee condemn thy fellow lifeforms to these insidious ways, with thine demonic powers and illustrious powers of persuasion? Renounce thy BabBazz ways, call upon the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to guide thee to the sight of the Loaf, lest ye repent in leisure only to find it too late to save thyselves from the despicable acts planned for thee in eternity.

Ankie, you can have all the cake you can handle...we have plenty left...

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Do not listen to the spawn of the demon BabBazz, leading thee into temptation, Ankie, ignore this devil voice, for the result of thine gluttony will be an eternity in the pits of hell, overshadowed by the great nostrils and fetid breathe of the BabBazz, and all shall forsake ye as ye howl to the gods and the mighty Loaf for redemption, to be spared the immortal agonies of the flesh and spirit, none shall save thee, not even the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, and thee shall regret not accepting the guitar pick of peace and love when it was to thee offered, as thee scream in neverending, unrelenting agony until the end of time.

Me thinks somebody is scaring all well-wishers here...

I just noticed that the Church name is The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun

Why did I think it was The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sin???

Because thy sinful ways lead thee from sin unto sin with no pause for breathe, all ye see and feel is corrupted by thine evil spirit and soul, thee shall be damned to smell the fumes of the pits of hell for all eternity, thee shall beg and plead for the mercy of never breathing again, yea, tho, shalt be too late for mercy, and thy soul shall quiver and shrivel and melt within thee, oh sinner within the Loaf.

Thanks for cheering me up so, especially after we haven't talk for a while! Ain't going to heaven anyway...might as well hope that hell is this great place where I can finally spread my wings and become a real bat that I am (in all senses of this word).

So words of hell and damnation to me will get you nowhere fast!

A Prayer for Mszee
 

Oh dearest Loaf, life giver and healer of all evils, please look upon this child of thine with grace and mercy, for she knows not of what she speaks, forgive her the harsh words that pass her lips within in the hallowed halls of thine own church and place of adoration and worship, allow her to see thee in all thine glory and renounce her evil ways, for the love of the Loaf can conquer all, do not condemn this misfortunate wretch to a pit of agony for all eternity, allow thine grace to enter her heart and save her from immortal torment.

This was much needed and appreciated...

Church = Preacher

Brethren of the Loaf, terrible news, we must seek vengeance, for the penguins possessed of the spirit of BabBazz have overpowered the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and devoured the guitar pick of peace. They are gathering to for an uprising even as ye recieve this news, we must band together, form a force and prevent the terrible consequences should they begin their deadly rampage of destruction and disease around this earth, tormenting us all with their power.

UNITE, LOAFERS, UNITE, the crusade is upon us....CHARGE......

Haven't you been commited yet?

BLASPHEMY...HERESY....DO NOT DENY THE TRUTH.... tremendous peril besets us on all sides, for lo, the Loaf is sorely troubled, as am I, over ye non-believers. Thine eyes shall be opened to the truth, the life and the way, perhaps then thee can have a pure heart, mind and soul, before the breathe of the BabBazz overwhelms thee entirely, for ye are nothing but a wretched, pitiful abomination upon the face of this earth, primed for thine soul to be sucked out of thine ears by the devil spawn surrounding thee, and then ye shall call for the Loaf, the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, the guitar pick of peace and all of their messengers, and ye shall be forsaken for thy public disclaimers and decrying of the one truth and life, HEATHEN.

Hmmmm

Have I missed a party? Had my best suit and hat all ready as well, but alas no invite.

Tucks HUGE expensive present under arm and sulks off

There was an official invite for all members from mlukfc, Andy.....


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No more cake, I am afraid though ;) .

I prefer a personal one, call me an old fashioned traditionalist if you like ... :))

Andy, you're an old fashioned traditionalist....

I thank you :))