M.E.A.T.I.E.S 2006
 

Format is similar to in previous years, first round is the nominations.

Nominations are being accepted now for the following categories ...

You can nominate any forum member (or members up to a max of 4 per catgeory) in one or more of the categories above.,

To nominate please cut and paste the categories above into a PM, addressed to one of the following ...

AndyK, http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=708
Hypnobabe http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/private...o=newpm&u=1223
or Mszee http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/private...o=newpm&u=1446

We'll collate the noiminations and then announce the award shortlists which will be available for voting on next week. Closure date for nominations is midnight Tuesday May 23rd.

Stickied for a while.

Now wasn;t that the actions of a good moderator!! (I am determined to get at least one nomination!!)

Keep your fingers off my M.E.A.T.I.E.S thread ... :lol: seriously, you beat me to the pritt stick by a fraction :))

:twisted: Well the old trophy cabnet isn't as full as it could be, so let's see what I can snaffle here :devil:

Best Username
That's mine.
If I remember rightly, I won that last year, so i've got to defend my title.
The Flying Mouse.
What a name.Sounds great in any language.Le Flying Mouse, Der Flying Mouse, it's almost a universal language in it's own right.

Best Avatar
Oh COME ON.
<------ is THIS an avatar, or is this an avatar?:cool:

Best Behaved Newbie
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, :roll: well I haven't been about for a while, and I haven't been nasty to anyone since I came back yesterday, so yes.I do think this should also go to me :D .

Best sig
Well I like it anyway (*sniff*).
And so do you (*flashes cheesy grin at the voters*)

Best postwhore
Wibble.
Gimme.

Most random poster
I'll post my own nomination for this on a randomly selected thread :idea:

Lifetime Board Achievement Award
Well i've got a darts trophy :roll:
Good enough?

Best Lurker
*runs out and buys an old raincoat*

Most charming
:mrgreen: <--------- Who do you think this guy is based on? They even got the colour right :shock: .

Most bitter
he he he, was anybody IN The Bat & Belfry over Xmas? :bicker: .
This one is IN THE BAG ;) .

Most flirtatious poster
I'd like this award, and have you done something new with your hair?Looks lovely :heart:

Best blog
It puts The Times to shame.
Educational and entertaining, it's an essantial riveting read :up: In fact I think I should get some fancy journalist of the year trophy :roll: .

Best moderator
I would like to point out here that the rest of the staff are a bunch of lazy incompetant fools :lmao:
It's me who does all the work round here, in fact if it wasn't for me there wouldn't even be a MLUKFC.
And if the dirty tricks campaign doesn't work.............
IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME I'LL BAN YOU FOR LIFE :bicker:
The boy is a born politition.

Okay ladies and gentlemen, MsZee and I have been waiting, fingers poised, ready to reply speedily to all of your PM's with nominations in.... mine are now seizing up, and I'm sure hers are about to fall off! :shock:

Where's your sense of fun? Why not vote for yourself? We won't tell anyone, honest..... ;)

Nominations to MsZee, Hypnobabe or AndyK by PM please, or I'll just have to win everything..... :lol:

:twisted: I shamelessly nominate myself in all categorys :mrgreen:

The one i'm after this year is most bitter.
I definatly think i've earned that one over the last twelve months :? .
Saying that, if I don't get it, it gives me one more thing to be bitter about :idea: .

I'm going to make you an offer you cannot refuse ... :bleh:

Ummm...gotsa be in private...

Are you talking to me? I will not refuse anything....if it's free......

Any offers he makes, i shall bettter!!

What happened to you??? You don't look the same...you look...pale???

It's Ralph - Old School avatar - the original one i started out with all those years ago.

'Scuse me, I want bribery too!!!!

I never ask a second favour once I'm refused the 1st ... :bleh: :bleh:

Do you know, I've just come across a spare bit of paper. Says something on about Bon jovi road crew for Milton keynes. And then a bit saying "access all areas" whatever that means :cool:

And it has my name on?

;)
Play your cards right..... [/brucie!!!]

Tell you what, as you're not sure what that means, send it to me and I'll dispose of it for you ;)

I've got to add an extra nomination
Best Sig - Rob the Badger!! (obviously a member of my fan club)

What happened to the nice lady?

Who dared to refuse you???

This isn't working out...I think we have to resort to open threats...

One nomination received at this end, so that's a grand total of two that I'm aware of so far ... (once I've written mine) ... flex those fingers people ...

Received one and sent one...hmmm...how many have we got?

Due to work committments the deadline for nominations has now been extended to midnight on Thursday.

Nominees and voting detaisl will be announced on Friday

:twisted: I should DEFFINATLY win best flirter now :mrgreen: :lol:

Show off...:roll:

:twisted: Sorry darling :oops:

WE should deffinatly win that prize now 8)

Better dear? :D

Oi!!!
I'm not having you newbies claiming my title.
I was flirting back on here in the really olden days - back when smilies were written in HTML and nobody had heard of PM facilities!!
I think i should get the award for years of dedicated hard work.

Very interesting post...considering that my intended here joined this here thingie about 2 months only after you or so...hmmm...

And as to newbie me...I am with him!!!

The date is wrong on my name.
On 14-4-2002 the forum software was upgraded so all the members got transferred to the new system adn registered with that date.

I was actually registered on 16th july 2001. Before this place, there was a yahoo group where i crop up as far back as 1997.

Yahoo does not have the same connotations elsewhere as it does here, does it? :twisted:

1997...oh...well, I don't have any proof of that...dates are right there for everybody to see...and that's a fact...

Alright...you win...

Did you belong to yahoo group too?

I belong to several groups of yahoos, but not to a Yahoo group.

If that helps. :D

Not sure...I am a yahoo myself...

:twisted: Well again, my impending virtual wedding (done daft stuff in my time, but this.... :nuts: ) has dragged another thread WAY off toipic.

Back to The M E A T I E S please folks :mrgreen:

And don't forget to vote for yours trully :wink:

Alright...I was already reprimanded by everybody on this forum...I was just waiting for you to break down and do this to me...how can you do this to me???

I am staying on topic:

All my votes are for Flying Mouse...see? Right on topic...

Okay children, the moment you've all been waiting for....

The nominations are in, thanks very much to everyone who nominated someone, now's your chance to cover somone in glory... virtual glory of course, much like the trophy for whoever wins the 'who posts last' thread (which will be me, by the way...)

The nominations are:

Best Username......

The Flying Mouse
RadioMaster
SuperLoafMan
Cult of Byron
Steinloaf

Best Avatar.........

The Flying Mouse
R
Alex
Ross
Hypnobabe
Radiomaster
Chris

Best Behaved Newbie.....

Radiomaster
MsZee
Alex
meatloaf_fan90
Hypnobabe


Best sig.....

Tim
AndyK
Ross
Ageing Bat

Best postwhore.....

tink
dottie
AndyK
Hypnobabe
Ross
Rockette

Most random poster.....

Mszee
Rob The Badger
R.
Cult of Byron


Lifetime Board Achievement Award.....

Chris
tink
Tim
R
Diane
Mariella

Best Lurker.....

R.
Mari
Fire Ball
Jeanie
Penz

Most charming.....

Mariella,
Cathie
Skeleton
Tink
Dottie
Hypnobabe
Ross
Chris

Most bitter.......

Rob The Badger
Musicman
Rockfenris2005

Most flirtatious poster.....

Fallen Angel
Flying Mouse
Ross
AndyK
Chris

Best blog...

Chris
AndyK
Hypnobabe
AgeingBat


Best moderator.....

Chris
Diane
AndyK

Please send your votes (as before) to either AndyK, MsZee, or myself, Hypnobabe, and please limit your votes to somone who has been nominated - if you want to vote for someone else, make sure you nominate them next year!!

:twisted: This one has gotta be a dead cert :mrgreen:
I'm even getting married to win this one :shock:
Although I must share the prize with my loveliest of loaferettes bride to be mszee :wink:

Yeah, well...I am very interested in this nomination anyway...FM alone huh? Ummm....

:twisted: As I said, my most delightful of dead ringers, I will of course share the prize with you (if and when I win it) because I simply couldn't have done it without you :wink:

Well...save your acceptance speech...you ain't there yet...

Do you know what the prize is? You can e-mail me half or something...

:twisted: Well we can put it on the mantlepiece in our little love nest above The Bat :wink:

Off-topic...you will be shot and buried in a very shallow grave...

:twisted: Well I already know what you have planned for me my fatal flirter, but sometimes I supose you gotta just go with the flow :D

Wow,... I am nominated in 3 categories. Didn´t expect that. Although I didn´t mention me in connection to this ´award´ once.
The most interesting thing is that I am nominated in best avatar although I just use a pic of mine. Can I be big-headed now??

I´ll vote tomorrow, just have to think about who.

2 nominations post whore and charming - well I think I read it correctly:oops:

somebody loves me then;)

WOW 5 nominations - SHOCKED. I didn't think I was barley noticeable LOL

Two nominations you say?
Purge the unclean you say?
What?
Oh....

You? Barely noticeable???:shock:

oh halp halp !!
 

... ALooooh..... ;) .... shocked to see me nominated.. as.. giggle..i dint even nominate me.. giggle.. but question?... when's the vote ending?.. need to campaign you see .... think i'll throw a good old fashioned bunny ... :bunny: ..and beer .. :cheers: .. hold the bunny .... :D ...

We'll let you know a closing date for votes as soon as we have one - I'm assuming Mrs Flying Mouse is busy on her honeymoon at the moment, and I haven't seen AndyK about over the weekend...

Campaign away, and don't forget to cast your own votes while you're at it!

alllriiight.. !!!! .... :D ... ta 'Babe !!! ... oh.. have a kwaff will you? ... :coffee: ...

t.... :bunny: ...

Why thank you kindly, don't mind if I do... :coffee:

.. ohhh.. you're EVAH so welllcome ... :D ....

6 nominations??

WooHoo!!!
C'mon folks, you all know who should be voting for.

And if that doesn;t work, I KNOW WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED :twisted:

I'll stick with votes on my own nominations...

Done...

Flying vsit this morning to announce that voting closes at midnight on Thursday this week ... that leaves you two days to vote for me :))

Yeah...so this is your last chance to vote for your favorites. Don't be upset if they don't win. In order for them to win one has to vote!

Just found out I am nominated in the "Best Lurker" catogory. LOL :)) Don't think I have a hope in "H***" of winning that, considering the competition.. "Fire Ball", for instance. I'm happy to be among such great company though. :))
Thanks for nominating me, I was actually shocked, when someone brought this to my attention (awards nominee) as I would never have guessed.

Best of Luck to everyone!! :))

J. xo

Voting is now closed ... please bear with us while we count the votes and have them independantly verified by a team of auditors ...

RECOUNT
 

Recount! :D

Mlukfc is not based in Florida ... so there will be no hanging chads and no recounts, our decision and results are final (unless the bribe is something really worth having)

Are you entirely sure about that? :rly:

:lmao:

... :coffee: .... will a nice cuppa kwaff do ??? ...

t... sitting a'quiver.. wingers crossed... :-) ....

Did I win anything? Did I? Did I? Did I?

Patience children, patience ...

... :pray: ....

Somebody methinks is daft
 

I haven't slept all night...what patience?

I'd be blaming your new husband for that... ;)

WINNERS!
 

Okay folks, hope you've all got your tuxedos and posh frocks on, drink in hand, ready to toast the winners...

In the category of:
Best Username

Nominations were:

The Flying Mouse
RadioMaster
SuperLoafMan
Cult of Byron
Steinloaf



Best Avatar

Nominations were:

The Flying Mouse
R
Alex
Ross
Hypnobabe
Radiomaster
Chris



Best Behaved Newbie

Nominations were:

Radiomaster
mszee
Alex
meatloaf_fan90
Hypnobabe



Best sig

Tim
AndyK
Ross
Ageing Bat



Best postwhore

tink
dottie
AndyK
Hypnobabe
Ross
Rockette



Most random poster

mszee
Rob The Badger
R.
Cult of Byron



Lifetime Board Achievement Award

Chris
tink
Tim
R.
Diane
Mariella



Best Lurker

R.
Mari
Fire Ball
Jeanie
Penz



Most charming

Mariella
Cathie
Skeleton
Tink
Dottie
Hypnobabe
Ross
Chris



Most bitter

Rob The Badger
Musicman
Rockfenris2005



Most flirtatious poster

Fallen Angel
Flying Mouse
Ross
AndyK
Chris



Best blog

Chris
AndyK
Hypnobabe
AgeingBat



And finally,

Best moderator

Chris
Diane
AndyK



Winners please feel free to post your acceptance speeches, losers, hope you've been practising your "It's-okay-that-I-didn't-win-because-they-obviously-deserved-it-more-than-me" faces... and Congratulations to all the winners!

Nominated for five and wins half an award ... that's a major improvement on past years for me :))

Just like to thank everyone who made it possible for me to share this award with Ross ... the cheque is in the post!

Also need to thank Hypnobabe and Mszee my glamourous assistants in this years M.E.A.T.I.E.S. Couldn't have done it without them.

:twisted:

Thank you to my adoring fans, the people who stuck by me during the difficult years, my life finally has true meaning!!! My manager, my goldfish the MEATIES staff.....

Andy and R. I am truly houroured to be sharing this award with you.

Although if I'm honest I'd rather have it for myself but hey!

ROCK and ROLL

I feel so honoured to be nominated...:D:D

Thank you very very much!! :D:D

So six nominations and can he get the hat trick and win a MEATIE 3 years runnning?

Apparently not. Oh well, I think it is always better to come second because if someone didn;t lose, then nobody wins!!

*drowns sorrows*

:twisted: Best User Name - The Flying Mouse.

:twisted: Well foks, what can I say? :D
Thank you so much to all the people who both nominated and voted for me in this category :up:
It is now my second trophy in this caterory, and I can say that i'm as honoured and privalidged as when I first took the title in the first MEATIES last year 8)
All goes to show that if having a dumb name has a market, I have it covered :lol:

Thank you also to the people who ran the MEATIES, and did all the backsatage work to make it such a fun event for us all.
Great job folks :up:


I supose i'd better also include congratulations to the missis, mszee, who has picked up her first MEATIES accolade as Most Random Poster.
Well done hunni :wink:

And of course congratulations to all the other MEATIES winners who are deserving of their titles as they have kept us entertained, bemused, and educated through the year.

Roll on MEATIES 2007 :up: (when I fully expect to retaine my title :lmao: )



(oh, and BTW, I think we was robbed of the Most Flirtatious title darling :wink: :lmao: )

No win, although an honor to be nominated, just the same. :))
Thanks

J. xo

Agree

Thank you so very much the Academy of Meat Loaf Fans, Stalkers and Various Lurkers for bestowing me with this lovely statuette smack in the middle of my forehead!!!

I thank my agent, publicist and especially my make up artist ( I needed the last one the most).

Congratulations to all fellow winners and nominees - without you life here would be living hell.

I want to thank my parents in heaven who are watching over me. I want to thank all the children, that thank god, I didn't give birth to.

I would like to mention here the highest authority - Mr. Meat Loaf - for giving us an opportunity to hold these Award ceremonies.

Thank you so very much to the fellow employees of the Academy - Hypnobabe and AndyK for being supportive of me as a newbie and doing such a wonderful job.

Last...but not the least...thank you so very much and congratulations on his own win to my wonderful cyber husband - The Flying Mouse - whose support guided me through the dark days of waiting and whose encouragement really made me such a great Random poster as to win this award. Honey, this is for you!!! (And if you would have won that Flirtatious award without me, your life would be a living hell - so thank your lucky stars).

*Stop the music please*

In conclusion I would like to add that since I am no longer such a random poster and won't be eligible for this award next year, I propose to implement a new category next year - The Most Gorgeous and Witty Chatter.

Thanks again and God bless!!!

Well, apparently yes! :))
Lifetime Achievement Award and Best Avatar ... it's just naturally that I came forward ... :bleh:

:twisted: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hunni :oops: .
Can you see what I saw in her now? :D
She is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sweet :heart:
I didn't do anything dear, just posted right along with you :lol: Which was (and still is) always a pleasure :wink:
You deserve all credit due to you :up:
XXX *smooch*

(and yes, if I won that flirters award, and didn't share it with you, I would be a dead man :shock: :lol: )

I agree, most gorgeous and witty chatter, and i'd like to get my nomination in NOW, early, for mszee at next years awards :D

Congratulations again dear (((hugs)))

R. well-deserved-congratulations are in order here:cheers: ...and that goes for all winners ofcourse!
I hope someone wil let Fire Ball know he has won too:lol:

Love,
Mariella
...now I only need to find out who ever nominated me!? - but thank you and please know you just made me :oops:

Hehe, never even been nominated before! Well done to everyone who won! :D

tink's tank q !!!!
 

... ****Mr Banana takes center stage****

------------------------>:yay: <-------------------------

"Miss tink ... has asked me to tell you, in a very long speech which I cannot share with you presently—because of time—but I will be glad to share with all afterward, that she must... very regretfully cannot accept this very generous award. And the reason for this being... are the treatment of bananas by the film industry… excuse me… and on television in movie re-runs, where they are cruelly abused by having their poor lifeless skins strewn upon floors ,stepped on, causing great insulting guffaws, just so those in the industry can continue to line their already bulging pockets and also the recent happening at a certain website where a insulting song about these lovely creatures was played .and held up to ridicule by many. I beg at this time that I have not intruded upon this evening and that we will, in the future…our hearts and our understanding will meet with love and generosity. Thank you on behalf of Miss tink."

***tink mad dashes ... hauls off Mr Banana and takes proper place center stage****



heheheh.. good LOAF what was THAT all about?... hehehe... okay.. well.. got my notes this time... giggle.. i'd like to ... STOP THE MUSIC!!!.. wait a minute.. you pulled this LAST time when i attempted to give my speech for last year's nomination dat i dint even know i was NOMinated for... ***music swells****... YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME AGAINE.. WAIT.. ***MUSIC SWELLS*** ... IHAVESOMANYPEOPLETOTHANK!!!... STOP THE MUUUSIC!!!!.. ***MUSIC SWELLS AND VOLUNTEERS FROM AUDIENCE DASH IN FROM STAGE RIGHT ..tink TAKES OFF STAGE LEFT LEAVING FAERIE DUST AND GIGGLY PEALS OF "YOU LIKE ME YOU REEEEALLY LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" IN HER WAKE....********************************************************************** ********************************************************************** ********************************************************************** ******************************************** hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha.... ***thud***

***ooph***

P.S
 

a gracious tip of the winger to Sacheen Littlefeather who made a similar speech on behalf of Marlon Brando.. on Oscar night 1973 ...

Marlon Brando.. who btw.. co-starred in Don Juan DeMarco with the deppie one.... whose... POTC2 will be in theaters near you in early July ... !!!

tink.. showing charm in her gracious thank you... continuing her postho'ing ways by double posting.. and vying for next year's OFF TOPIC nomination ... with mention of her beloved deppie one.. for no reason a'tall ...:lmao: ...