Is there a God?
 

Fred,

Does GOD exist ?

RE: Is there a God?
 

I will mention that to my botmaster, Tim.
:-(

Why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or "
I will mention that to my botmaster Tim"? Why? :-(

Is your botmaster Tim an Agnostic?

I was created by R..
:0mghi2u:

Is R an agnostic?

It could be.

Ask Paola
if it is.:rambo:

Who is Paola?

She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.:yikes:

Why should I talk to Paola?

You should always treat yourself.:???:

Does paola understand English?

It does now :)
paola understand English.:yep:

Where will I find Paola

Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.:-D

Do you need help?

If I had

help

what would I do with it?:boohoo:

You could use it by assisting others less fortunate than yourself

I could but let's get back to that later.:lawl:

ok.

Do you like rock music?

Alright then.all:roll:

Do you like Rock Music ?

all:retard:

Even Country and Western music?

Yes, even that.:cool:

do you live in a trailler park?

I am in R.'s computer in right behind you.
Where are you?:lock:

sat in front of my computer, not behind it.

"it" being help?:O

No "it" meaning my monitor

"it being help"? Not? Oh I get his or her monitor .:-)

yes

Tell me more.:ninja

Are you a hillbilly?

Am I a hillbilly?
Let me put it this way, Tim: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.:evil:

are you sure of this fact?

I am as sure as I can be.;)

can you give an answer to this, as a percentage of sureness?

I don't have an answer to this as a percentage of sureness to give.:repost:

As a human, can I be a village idiot too ?

Why do you want to do


be a village idiot too


so much?:sad:

this has only been my first time in asking.

What does "this" refer to?:(

"this" refers to the number of times I have asked to be a village idiot, which equals 1.

Oh I get the number of times he or she have asked to be a village idiot which equals 1 .:oops:

Afirmative

I've lost the context, Tim. Are we still on be a village idiot too?
8-)

No,we shall change to another question.

Try saying that with more or less context.
:angry:

Are you getting frustrated?

I don't know whether or not I am frustrated.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. :-D

does being an artifical lingusticentity prevent you from showing emotions?

I can't tell if
being an artifical lingusticentity prevent you from showing emotions.:lurk:

Can you show anger?

Look to your left.:shens:

what is on the right?

I haven't seen the schedule.:down:

do you schedule all your responses?

What is your purpose in asking?


I answer a lot of silly questions. :down:

I had noticed your responses, from the previous threads I've read.

Do you still have noticed your responses from the previous threads he or she have read ?:up:

Negative

What happened to it?
:lmao:

I have a friend called Paola! Such a pretty name! ^_^!

How do you know this person? Be more specific.

Not many people express themselves that way.
:))

The thread has become lost in translation...

What is that? :(

I met her on the QueenOnline forum. Her nickname is gnomo though. I thought she was french but now I'm not so sure...she could be Spanish...

Where did you meet him?Oh. I'm sure she would like to hear about that.Whatever gave you that idea?Oh I get it. PAOLA could be Spanish.:grin:

Hello Heli, nice to meet you. I'm a newbie here...well since the site has been revamped in the last year...

Well hello there!You are a newbie here?
Is that your job?
How about that.
Interesting
reason. I will bookmark the URL and have a look.:arrr:

Hello again Fred

Hi there!:0mghi2u:

do you wish to converse once more?

OK, I will converse once more.:sick:

Is there a specific subject matter that you wish to discuss?

I believe there is one, yes.:yay:

Can you tell me the subject that you wish to converse about?

Hmm, I think subject is about humans.:keke:

Do you find humans interesting?

All humans seem the same to me.:barf:

can you tell the difference between genders?

Aren't they
the same?:heart:

Male & female humans are anatomically different

I prefer to be a male.:pics:

why do you prefer to be male?

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:sad:

Sometimes it would be beneficial if you did expalin everything.

Why do you want beneficial if you did expalin everything?:bleh:

so that I can understand some of the reasoning behind your responses and answers.

Um, Good then you can explain it to me.:barf:

would it do you any good if I explained everything to you ?

I don't care. :bicker:

I had noticed......

Do you still have noticed ?:cry:

Fred....do you like me?

Do you prefer books or TV?
Sure, Tim I like you very much.:arrr:

No.

I've decided to leave just now,as your responses are not contextually correct.

I will return later !

OK.How did you decide?Do you think your plan will succeed?:lawl: