Perfect Woman
 

What about a 'Perfect Woman' thread for us guys:D ...here's a wee start...

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Gerry... love this topic, but i'm pretty damn sure that the perfect woman does not excist at all.

Oh yes, she does!! In your dreams :lol: ;) :lol:

Not even there Ankie!!

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2...lina3922ny.jpg

Maybe another :bunny: :bunny:

She looks like a devil!! Look at those ears and eyebrows!!

Yeah Gerry, you go and tell her to carry the beercase ... but call an ambulance first. :p :lawl:

Tim I'm gonna have to disagree with you there love....Angelina Jolie is one of the most beautiful women on this earth! Ever! She's probably even MY perfect woman lol My other half worships her, I think he's only with my temporarily while he waits for her...!

Don't worry Lucy - he is behind me in the line of people waiting!!!

I can second what Chris says although I don't personally see what others see in her.

http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/7382/image2th.jpg

So many to choose from...........:D

Maybe a bit improperiat, but so funny!!



My perfect woman.. :devil:

:twisted: :lmao: Definatly reaches the parts other beers don't reach :mrgreen:
Sorry Tim, had to take the picture off as it was sailing a little close to the wind :wink:

Great hands free meathod of holding beer though :D

ooh thought so... well a pity. Sorry i post it FM.

:twisted: No worries Tim :wink:
I've never wanted to BE a can of beer so much in all my life 8O

Hahah me neither!!! Hell... i would drink all night!

(can't you put it under a hide button or something like that??)

:twisted: COOl 8)
I'll go with that.
Just put may cause offence on the post, and stick it under a hidden part :up:

Okay.. well if it offends people.. blame and pm me :devil:
Cool!!!!! FM rules!!

:twisted: I do don't I? :mrgreen: :lol:

You wanna post the link again then Tim.I've deleted it.
Don't forger to hide that part of the post :wink:

Thanks mouse!!!

Click only on the beneath link if you are sure, you want to know where above posts are about, and you are above the 18+.

:lmao: :lol:

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http://www.boomersfunnies.com/Thumbn...mile_small.jpg

http://chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/pr...notperfect.jpg


"I may not be perfect but it scares me how close to it I am";) ;)

I think it's a testement to ourselves that non of us girls have yet posted our own pics lol

I think it is a testament to us blokes that we haven't needed to post our pictures in our thread, the ladies have done it for us!!

Yip, no female could grace this thread......whats that tell u;)

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yip.say no more guys:D

Hahah.. it is the truth!! Thanks for showing us the facts!

This link direct you to the perfect woman.... hehe :devil:

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6588/drew6a3ez.jpg

Getting closer :cheer:

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6997/pic14118bl.jpg

Or maybe the small ads will do :D :D

Damn... you found my add!! :lol:

haha but it is funny!

Naw a posted it ;) ;)

you know my email addy hun ;)

...........I'll think about it ;) ;) ;) **SLAP** (in anticipation)

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Even Donald cant believe it!! Wheres THAT perfect woman:shock:

http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/4...kiss0012bz.jpg

Maybe thats her :D :D :D

Course not!!! she is kissing another guy.. not me.. so no perfect woman.

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/5443/pic033687ns.jpg

Must be one of the girls from the Forum :shock: :shock:

oooh help.. that is just sick!! haha..

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8...ssible12le.jpg

Different kinda female here, perfect for some :shock:

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Remember.....it's only a place :D :D

oooh.... not offending that thicker people... but that is sick!!!

And that town... mmm... sounds okay with me!!

http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/3...00040sg.th.jpg

JUST SOMEONE SPECIAL!!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh......maybe one day:D

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YUMMY YUMMY

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Yee Haa :yay:

my perfect woman!! Damn she is hot!

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4...k3210240bl.jpg

You have to love Scarlett Johansson, I think she is beautiful and I would love to look like her!!!! I would give my arm!! Haha!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...pongeprea4.jpg

http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~kevinn/misc/funny/nuns.jpg

the perfect woman keeps her men in order........:lol:

Lol dottie, love that pic! :D

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Different kinda woman, get rockin Granma :shock:

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She's got a lovley Face hasn't she;) ;)

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Do I need any words why she'd be useful ;)

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/337/27699oe.jpg

As if we guys didn't know :shock:

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Is that Blue eyes she has ;)

:yikes: Eewww that aint nice OR NATURAL!!:nope:

That can only be said by a Female ;) ;)

hail hail the artificial ones:cheer:

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Wish I was a Tennis Racket ;)

I've been a bad boy

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ARREST ME !!!

Lucy Pinder does it for me:

:shock:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/lucy_lottery_1.jpg

:drool: ..........she's HOT :evil: :twisted:

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:twisted: Dated her :shock: .
Dumped her :evil:





















She was a bloody awful cook :lmao:

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:twisted: Now I must admit that I could actually settle down with the delectable Ms Pinder :roll: , but she'd have to really twist my arm :lmao:

I take it you want me to have a word with Julie adn get you onto a shoot then do you ;)

:twisted: Well only if you think on Chris.Nothing urgent :wink:

Ms Pinder has already asked Julie to ask me to go to her last shoot, but I had to tell her I was busy as I needed to polish my shoes before I went to London.

:shock: http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/681...d249r545mn.jpg

Is this the B&B at the Bat'n'Belfry

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Words fail me :D :D

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:D :D Nice wheel trims

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Sometimes words dont count :D :D

Very nice Chris, but.............

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OR

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7...shilton8lk.jpg

though heard that Paris hilton plays 'hard to get' ;)

Britain's most eligible woman?
Mischa Barton. Pretty damn nice.
http://media.mlxxfc.net/mischa-barton-018.jpg

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9...carsex36fx.jpg

Wonder what a sexy/mad woman did here???

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/8...najolie6xr.jpg

....found her..........just cant trust no-one these days ;) :D :D

Yep...other half is still in love with Angelina...don't think he's gonna give that one up for a while yet...!

I on the other hand have just spotted Gerry's pic of Christina Aguilera.....definately would!

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Kind of limiting her work space, isn't she????

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WOW :pray:

:shock: Ok, I have to admit, they are big ones. ;)

http://img436.imageshack.us/img436/4867/05571su.jpg

....................anything goes :rambo:

Wait a minute till I work this out.................

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.......................oh well...........who cares anyway:D :D

Just had to bring this up again........ wonderful...........:lol: