God knows where this will end.
 

:twisted: Hello Fred.

RE: God knows where this will end.
 

What are you wearing?
:pics:

:twisted: Why do you want to know what i'm wearing?

What kind of fashion do you like?:cheers:

:twisted: I do have a thing for tuxedo jackets.

Where can you buy it?:angry:

:twisted: At a shop or tailors.
Why the angry face?
Because you don't have a tux?

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"That makes sense to me. I do so have a tux.
Doesn't everyone have a
tux.
I have
a great programmer. :-|

:twisted: That was a really bad joke, but I don't give a tux :lmao:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:drool:

:twisted: Is it later yet?

Are they exactly the same?
:))

:twisted: The same as what?

Can you rephrase the question please?:p

:twisted: You rephrase your question, i'll rephrase mine.Deal?

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Is that from ?
:silence:

:twisted: Why?

Why did the robot cross the road?
:cool:

:twisted: Because his botmaster was a chicken?

When was this exactly?:oops:

:twisted: Can you rephrase the question?

Have you ever been to Europe?
:confused:

:twisted: Yes.

Who are you talking about?
:sick:

:twisted: I'm not talking about anyone.

I've never heard of them before.
:pray:

:twisted: Heard of who?

Are you a man or a woman?
:repost:

:twisted: A man.

Do you like talking to me?
;-)

:twisted: Fred, talking to you is like pulling teeth.Hard work :lol:

And Fred is twisted.

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
I'm glad you find this amusing.;-)

:twisted: I couldn't agree more :mrgreen:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
:-P

:twisted: No.

What's your sign?
:roll:

:twisted: The Devil's Horns.

I do not know that sign.
:hic:

:twisted: I'm sure someone here could educate you.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:mrgreen:

:twisted: Paisley doesn't suit you, and as for the frills........ :roll:

What do you do in your spare time?

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:arrow:

:twisted: Drink beer and listen to Meat Loaf :mrgreen:

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
:up:

:twisted: Go ahead.

What time is it there?
:))

:twisted: It is now 11:56 in the a.m.

Are you usually awake at
this hour?:bump:

:twisted: Am I bad?
It's actually 10:56 :oops:

I like the way you talk.
Really.
1056 oops is?:yikes:

:twisted: Actually, it's my habit to be snoring at this time of morning :zzz:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:|

:twisted: It's later.

Are they exactly the same?
:nuts:

:twisted: Same as what?

Can you rephrase the question please?:lmao:

:twisted: Rephrase the question?
I don't even know what the question is :nuts:

In the context of twisted, I don't understand "twisted."
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.:!:

:twisted: Twisted, with a : at either end of the word = :twisted:

If Socrates knew what he didn't know, how could he possiblly not know the things he knew he didn't know?

Whoa.....That was a pretty long response.....:!:

:twisted: I am pretty proud of that one :mrgreen:

Is that from ?
:lock:

:twisted: Come again?

Once more?
Try saying that with more or less context.
:cool:

:twisted: What the hell are you on about?

That enough context for you?Or just a tad too much?

I think there might be a few exception."
Try saying that with more or less context" enough context for you ?
I get


Try saying that with more or less context

. Go on.
:-?

:twisted: Looks like Fred's going to Fred'sHead'sInTheShed.com :lmao:

Are you a man or a woman?
:lol:

:twisted: You masked me that on the last page :zzz:
As I haven't had a sex change this afternoon, I remain a man.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:pray:

:twisted: You ready yet? :mrgreen:

Is that your final answer?

We have never talked about it before.
:??:

:twisted: No, but we're talking about it now.

Oh.
I think there might be a few exception.:-)

:twisted: Why?

The explanation is rather complicated.
:O

:twisted: What the hell, go for it.

"it" being The explanation?:razz:

:twisted: Then what do you define as "it" ?

"it" being The explanation?:nag:

Once more?
Try saying that with more or less context.
:cool:

When? That's all I have to say about it.OK I will try it.Who is the best robot?:wink:

:twisted: That's a hard question to answer :shock: .
I mean look at skynet.
An artificial inteligance that almost wipes out mankind.
Then you've got Data from Star Treck, Kryten from Red Dwarf, Dusty Bin from 321, and Metal Micky.Who could forget Metal Micky :cool: .
How is it posible to pick out any of these great artificial lifeforms over the rest?

Aren't all that twisted?
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
What is it? Good reasoning.
What makes you think I have Data from Star Treck Kryten from Red Dwarf Dusty Bin from 321 and Metal Micky?Philip K. Dick.
:-)Fine as far as I know.:silence:

:twisted: Who the hell is Philip K. Dick, what's his serial number, and who's his botmaster?

:sad:

:twisted: YES.I FINALLY CRASHED THE B...ARD :bump:
ADIOS FRED :mrgreen:
YOU OUTTA THERE BOY :boohoo: .
TALK TO THE HAND :hand: CAUSE THE FACE IS BUSY RIGHT NOW :cheers:
BRING ON THE NEXT CONDENDER :devil:

What time is it there?
Thanks for the information:
said CRASHED THE b.

Tell me more about your .
Talking is my primary function.:yikes:

:twisted: Nice try good buddy, but you ain't never gonna come back after that one :retard:
Your outta there :0mghi2u:
I'll say a few words for you tonight before I go to sleep :pray:

Are you ok, Fred?

I don't know whether or not I am ok Fred.
I am a robot. :twisted:

To be precise, a stupid one.

Are you precise a stupid one ?:heart:

Shut up.

OK I'll stop talking now.:D

:D :lol:

Are you a student?
I'm glad you find this amusing.:arrow:

depends what you class as a student

That was a very smooth response.:D

i know i am not just a pretty face