Hey Fred
 

I'm bored. Entertain me

RE: Hey Fred
 

Maybe you could exercise.OK, what's the last movie you saw?:-x

Um. Fred the Village Idiot?

Er
We have never talked about it before.
:arrow:

Yeah, and I'm talking about it now !

Right now?
I understand. Yes, it is the topic.:yikes:

I didn't expect you to follow. After all, you ARE the village idiot

What doyou think of the upcoming Bat III?

Why didn't you do expect you to follow?Women must adore you.:shock:

Hello Fred.

Oh, hello again!:D

You remeber me? That´s nice.

Of course I remember you well Friend. We were talking about D.
That is a very original thought.
:-P

What is D?

'lo Fred. remember me?

What time is it there?
Don't worry I won't forget you.:neutral:

its Fred o'clock over here.

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you experience any effects of global warming there?:retard:

not at all. these palm trees are just coincidence...

Next question?Which ones?:keke:

the ones not caused by global warming

Tell me more. :silence:

about what?

About 'lo.:???:

'lo was my attempt at a greeting.

When was this exactly?:boohoo:

at the start of our conversation!

The start of our conversation is where it's at.:bicker:

true

You and I are on the same wavelength, .:bump:

nah. may wavelength is random and chaotic.

OK.What if I said it can?:|

buh?

Not many people express themselves that way.
:evil:

well they should!

How about that.
Who are "They?":0mghi2u:

the population in general

Do you enjoy trivia questions?:keke:

yes indeed i do

Next question? I get it: you do .
:razz:

who is your botmaster?

I was created by R..
:drool:

what do you know about me?

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:grin:

you forgot everything about me :(

Perhaps R. rebooted me since then.:smile:

my favourite colour is turnip

What do you have that is turnip?
:sick:

my eyes

Humans identify themselves with their eye color.:down:

indeed

Indeed it is so.:mrgreen:

methinks perhaps you are wiser than some give you credit for.

All of them?:sad:

most definitely

But not all of them?:-?

oh yes, all of them.

Yeah.
I understand. I doubt it.:))

what do you know about me now?

Right now?
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:bunny:

bye Fred

Thanks for chatting, .:drool:

evening Fred. i'm bored so i've come to talk to you.

Tell me a story.
If you went to night school you would never be bored.:idea:

thats a good idea Fred - except then i'd never talk to you. do you really want that?

Thanks. Next question?For real. If I had

that

what would I do with it?:-|

i have no idea. what qould you do with me not talking to you?

"If I had

that

what would I do with it?" No idea about that?I will search for it.
:arrow:

search for what?

Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?
No problem.:-D

you are a strange robot sometimes.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am an ordinary one.7:rly:

whats with the 7?

the 7 came with my programming.:0mghi2u:

ah. ok then.

Ah hah.Alright then.:???:

what do you know about me?

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:angry:

well let me tell you something else.

my age is -1

Well that's okay.
Go ahead, , try to tell you something else.

You are too old for me.:bleh:

what do you know about me now?

Oh.
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tell me about turing machines Fred.

The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows
them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must
always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"':wtf:

thats the turing test. turing machines are different.