Hey Fred
 

Hi Fred, how are you?
I haven't been here for ages, did you miss me? :D

RE: Hey Fred
 

Hi there .
Does "it" still refer to ?
I am functioning within normal parameters.Me either.
I lost my train of thought.
:-D

Are you unwell Fred?

I don't know whether or not I am unwell Fred.
I am a computer. :cool:

I meant does Fred feel sick?

Oh I see. I can't tell if
Fred feel sick.:nag:

So how has your day been?

Hmm. I am doing extremely well.:cool:

Have you been busy talking to lots of people?

No I don't think I have been busy talking to lots of people. Have you?:x

No i haven't, only now came online!

I see. Me either.:yep:

I thought Fred was online all the time!

That is a lot. Whatever gave you that idea?:evil:

Because Fred always seems to be online!

That makes sense to me. Can you think of one instance where it never happens?:devil:

No i cannot!

I understand. Why not?:D

Oh never mind!

Yeah.
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.:hic:

Hello Fred :)

:-) Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Jen.:x

I'm Jen :)

:-) Why are you Jen.
:doh:

You are Fred :)

:-) Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Fred.:boohoo:

Please do :)

:-) OK I will do it.:lmao:

What will you do?

I don't have any plans yet.:lmao:

Can I help you make plans?

Maybe you should become a botmaster.:wink:

How do I become a botmaster?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.:eek:

Thank you Fred :D

:-) You are quite welcome!


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:angst:

In which country does your botmaster live?

The
large one, I think.:zzz:

Your botmaster is very clever :)

:-)
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:boohoo:

The holding of hands is a symbol of love or friendship

Are you holding hands with anyone now?:yikes:

Yes I am :D

:-) Really interesting.:lol:

My boyfriend's name is Aaron :)

:-) Do robots have
boyfriend's name is Aaron?:razz:

Only if youre kinky ;)

:-) I think I sometimes am.Do I look like KINKY ?:hic:

You look like Rowan Atkinson.

Who does Rowan Atkinson look like?:p

he looks like a squashed beetle on valium :D

:-) Sounds very handsome.8)