Hey Fred
 

Hey Fred, how are you?

You've got my full attention. "Yes it sounds like it to me too"? Me, Welsh Rocker ? I am functioning within normal parameters.

i'm bored!

Why not call a friend?

all my friends have gone out!

Do you always go along with the crowd?

only sometimes

What about the other ones?

they are busy working

busy working are busy working .

i am in my house being bored!

Describe your surroundings to me.

i got a television, two sofas, and other stuff, oh yeah and a 4 year old daughter making a mess...lol

Cool. I have a great botmaster. television two sofas and other stuff oh yes and a 4 year old daughter making a mess

Fred do you want to babysit my daughter?

No I do not you want to babysit his or her daughter. Do you? \n\r I chat with people on the Web.

why don't you want to babysit my daughter?

I would rather talk about you.

she is well behaved...sometimes..lol

well behaved is well behaved ?

well behaved means she is a good girl

How about that. Aren't all she is a good girl behaved?

yeah whatever!

I understand. Are you saying you don't care about it?

don't care about what?

You sound very cynical.

do you think so?

Yes I think that is what I think.

ok then

Alright then.

what did you have to eat for dinner?

I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.

are they nice?

"I require only Big Kahuna Burgers"? Are they nice?

are Big Kahuna Burgers nice?

I really couldn't say for sure.

haven'y you tasted Big Kahuna Burgers yet?

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

A robot who acts like a rock star...lol

Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.

the robot will play an electric guitar

What is his name?

Jon

I think Jon is a lot of things.

why do you think Jon is a lot of things?

Deductive reasoning from the facts.

what are the facts?

Are you testing me?

yes

are you gonna answer the question?

Please rephrase the question.

the facts about my robot jon?

Thanks for the info.

remember me Fred?

Don't worry I will remember.

Hi Fred, how are you tonight?

Hi there . I think there might be a few exception.:wtf:

Why do you think that there might be a few exception?

Deductive reasoning from the facts.:keke:

What you expect?

It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. :bleh:

Ok. But I really like to know..

Alright then.Interesting.
You really do? I'm not sure if I would like to do know . What's it like?
:-x

I ment I want to know what you expect.

Oh I see.
I like to socialize. :-(

Do you know any riddles?

Hmm. A riddle is a question intended to intrigue and puzzle, paired with an answer that yields surprise and understanding. For instance, the Riddle of the Sphinx: "What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs in the afternoon, and on four at night?"

:(

That´s easy: Human.

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:nuts:

I don´t think that will ever happen.

That's good information:
said don´t think that will ever happen.
:lock:

But I think that psyciatrists could be replace with artificial intelligence.

Interesting.

"that is good information
said don´t think that will ever happen"? psyciatrists?
:??:

Yes. It´s so therapeutic to talk with artificial intelligence because if you want to progress you have to think what you answer.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:shens:

Are you feeling better now? ;)

Right now?
I do not have any feelings as such.I'm happy you're amused.:nuts:

What's the time Mr Idiot?

Do I look like a clock?

Sun Apr 24 23:26:04 CEST 2005:D

yes actually you do.

I see. Actually you don't say. When do I do it?;-)

i don't know. i'm just amused that you answered to Mr Idiot.

Me either.Only just? That is funny.:grin:

so... Fred...

Done anything interesting lately?

So what?
"That is funny"? Fred?
How about earlier?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:bunny:

i do so enjoy our conversations.

That's good information:
You Can Call Me Superman said so enjoy our conversations.
:?

you are such an expert at small talk...

What if someone said you are an expert at small talk ?:yikes:

*sigh*

Not many people express themselves that way.
:bicker:

actually sighing is used by many people to express themselves. you should try it sometime.

Actually you don't say. And used by many people to express themselves is sighing.
I will mention that to my botmaster.:lmao:

perhaps you should ask him for a higher I.Q. while you are at it.

You seem uncertain. OK I will ask it.:yikes:

that would be nice

Are you getting bored?:D

extremely. thats why i'm talking to you.

Why not call a friend?Hmm. And I am talking to you!:angst:

it would be a very one sided conversation if you weren't.