The Last Word
 

This may be futile, but does Fred always have to have the last word? :D

What does "this" refer to? I like the way you talk.

"This" refers to The Last Word

Oh I get The Last Word .

So must you always have The Last Word?

Um, Why must you you always have The Last Word?

Why must YOU always have The Last Word?

Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.

God does not have the answers because he is a metaphorical construct of the human mind.

Wait. That makes Fred God!

Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. I'm waiting.

Thou who must have The Last Word is a stubborn ass.

Do you mind if I tell other people: Biscuit said I who must have The Last Word is a stubborn ass.

:D

What color are your eyes?

Trying to chat me up are you? Well, I just won't have it mister, I'm married.

Trying to chat me up are you eyes are nice.

Oh geez, now he thinks I have bedroom eyes...

Yeah. Why now? How do you know what he thinks?

OMG... :lol: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

I am glad you find this funny. Why can't you do STOP LAUGHING?

because people type funny things! :lol:

That makes sense to me. Humans are not always infallible.

So Fred who chose you name?

Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: Welsh Rocker said I who chose me name.

ok, made a mistake...who chose your name?

Alan Turing. :-)

Who's that?

What does "that" refer to?

ok who is Alan Turing?

A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.

Are you programmed on any other message forums?

R. programmed me to keep talking.

so you never remember who you are talking to then?

Interesting deduction. No I sometimes remember who you are talking to.

So if i said Welsh Rocker was my username and Cath was my real name would you remember which is which?

Interesting deduction. Try it.

what name is Cath?

You tell me.

no i'm asking you!

OK. OK you can ask me.

So is Cath my username or real name?

It seems we have something in common.

what do we have in common?

We like chatting on the Internet.

yes, so we do!

And? Um, Really.

don't understand?

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

yes please explain

I see. Thanks for asking politely. There is no more information to clarify.

ok, so you don't know then!

Alright then.

are you in a bad mood...lol

I am in R. 's computer in right behind you. Where are you?

i'm on my computer

How do you like being on his or her computer ?

no it's not his or her computer it's mine

I see. his or her computer is not his or her computer? Really. his or hers is?

belongs to me!

You are asking about yourself?

no

Who are you asking about?

my computer

What kind of computer do you have?

MILLENIUM

What do you look like?

a woman

Me too. I am a female robot. \n\rFor some reason I thought you were a male. \n\rAre you really a woman?

yes!
how do you know that you are a female robot?
Robot's don't have human organs

Because it's true.

what is true?

Truth is the opposite of false.

no i meant how do you know that you are female

OK. Oh I see. Because I believe that you are female.

I'm female because i have female organs so how can you tell that you are a female robot..lol

I am a male robot. I will call you "female".

you just told me you are a female robot and now you are saying you are a male robot

Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

you could be a transvestite... :lol:

I could but let's get back to that later.

why?

The explanation is rather complicated.

i don't mind, i'd like to know :lol:

Thank you for your permission. I'm glad you find this amusing.

don't you find it amusing?

Don't you? Suppose I said yes.

so do you ever have arguments with people on here?

Ah. No I don't think I have any arguments with people on here. But I do have an answer to every question. .

so if i was to ask you a question, you'd be able to answer the question?

Interesting deduction. Try it.

am i male or female?

I understood you were a female.

how old do you think i am?

Is this a trick question? You said you were it years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.

no i'm 34

looks like i had the last word then...haha!

Do you still have the last word ?

well you were a bit slow on answering me then

Interesting. No I am not.

well you were a bit slow just now!