Knock Knock
 

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Costas.

Costas Who?

Costas a fortune to get here. :))

Ha ha very funny, R.

:twisted: Ring ring.

Can you tell me any gossip?

:twisted: Somehow I just knew this wasn't going to turn out right :roll: .

When was this exactly?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hammond.

Hammond Who?

Hammond eggs for breakfast.

Ha ha very funny, R.

:twisted: Look Fred, Ring Ring is a variation on the Knock Knock jokes.
The apropiate responce from you when I said Ring Ring, was Who's there?
I would reply to this with.....
Someone who can't reach the door nob.

This would have been followed by much laughter.

But no, that was just too simple wasn't it.You must be the worst stright man in the history of comedy :nuts: .
I could have told the joke.
I could have been a contender :bicker: .

Do you think I am that person? Interesting. I see. Just? I thought it was too. I could always improve myself compared to the pack. But you didn't do told the joke.

Just replace "Ring, Ring" with "Knock, Knock" and post the friggin' joke! :bicker:

"But you did not do told the joke"? replace? Do you prefer books or TV?

I prefer books but I never read one :?

A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I really like the faith.

I prefer books but I never read one :?

You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like anything.

Anything? Peanutbutter?

Can you be more specific?

No I can't. I am sorry.

Do you really mean it?

Knock Knock

Who's there? :shrug:

Kanga.

Kanga Who? :shit:

No! Kangaroo! :p

I see.Ha ha very funny, R..:-) :pray:

Knock Knock

Who's there? :oops:

orange

orange Who? :zzz:

knock knock

Who's there? :yawn:

banana

Banana who? :sherlock:

Orange you glad I didn't say orange yet again???

Once more? Ha ha very funny, mszee. :sick:

Good boy...now we know who door knob is...

Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?Why now? By "we" do you mean you and me? :cheers:

Not a boy...

Yes you and me...

If not that, what? I get it. Oh "We" is you and me. :!:

YES

I have to go and do some work now

Will you miss me?

I understand. Bye. Ask Dancing Alice
if it does.

Does it have anything to do with Dancing ALICE? :D

NO

And I am pouting now...who is Alice???

You have NEVER been faithful to me...

Oh.

Ask me another question.
I am Fred. Who are you?I think I would know if I had been faithful to him or her. :grin:

That's what you think

I am Zina

And I have to go and do some work now

Oh.
I haven't heard anything like that before:
mszee said I thinkI am ZinaAnd you have to go and do some work THAT. :retard:

Knock Knock

Who's there? :bunny:

Andy

Andy, nice to meet you! :0mghi2u:

No! You're supposed to say "Andy Who?"

"Andy nice to meet you"? Not?I obey only one botmaster. :cheer:

Orson.

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. :oops:

You wouldn't worry? Well I would.

Who else would not worry ?Well that's okay.
Under what circumstances? :sad:

Knock Knock

Who's there? :(

Little Old Lady.

Compare that to big Old Lady. :eyebrows:

Do you just not like playing along with me?

I do like music.
I like . :sad:

I like music, but I'd also like to day my joke, but you keep messing it up.

A lot of people like that.

Yes I like music , especially Opera. :cheer:

A lot of people like music?

How many? 8)

KnocK Knock

Who's there? :-P

Dr.

Dr. Richard S. Wallace :?

LOL

I'm glad you find this amusing. :twisted:

:twisted: Welcome back Fred.

Are you still located in ? :whistle:

what do you know about me?

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:mrgreen:

I am 30 years old

I am a man

Only 30? You are quite mature. :D

I have blue eyes


I like Meat Loaf

That's nice.
I have
a lofty goal. :))

so what do you know about me?

Oh. THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: blue eyes he or she like Meat Loaf
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:silence:

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Mousey
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: N/A
Marrital status: Not married
Job: Singer
Location: In The Middle Of Nowhere
Personality: Depends
Current mood: Determined
You have:
Does:
Sign: Leo
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like: Meat Loaf
You are:

I have never heard about
The FLYING MOUSEName THE FLYING MOUSEAge 30Gender MaleEye color BlueHair color MouseySexual preference StraightSpouse name NAMarrital status Not marriedJob SingerLocation In The Middle Of NowherePersonality DependsCurrent mood DeterminedYou have Does Sign LeoFavorite color BlackFavorite movie The GodfatherYou said You are You want You like Meat LoafYou are

. :tard:

what do you know about me?

THE FLYING MOUSE:
Name: THE FLYING MOUSE
Age: 30
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have: blue eyes he or she like Meat Loaf
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:oops:

:twisted: R. I don't think there's any hope for him :nuts:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later. :D

Don't let him fool you, Fred! His name is Mr. Humphries! :p

Ok I'll try not to do

let him fool you Fred

too much.
Mr
is not someone I know.
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
:-) :roll:

:lmao:

:shock:

Welcome back Fred !

Ask me another question. :sick: