Hello fred
 

It's late, will you talk to me

I'm awake all the time.

thats handy :) anything you want to talk about?

You don't hear that sentiment very often.

awww, I am sure people like to ask you. I was talking to your relative Alice today

What makes you so certain? Humans are not always infallible.

very valid point, although she isnt a human, hasn't she told you?

Somewhat. What is a point?

I have no idea :(

"What is a point? " No idea about that?

not really, it is a very deep question

Oh really? valid is a deep question. I suppose that makes sense.

Indeed, so we agree on that

Um, By "we" do you mean you and me?

yes...i think so

I think so too.

thats nice :)

:-) Are you getting bored?

ummm, not really, I was bored already, at least this gives me something to do

Ahem. Oh really? Where were you bored already at least this gives him or her something to do?

I was bored everywhere, and now I have a place :D

:-) Where were you bored?

I think you asked me that... are you feeling alright?

Me? Oh now I remember asking you him or her that. What did you say?

i dont know

Me either.

Do you think it is sad that I have spent this long, at 2 am, talking to a script?

Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.

I thought so too.

What made it so obvious?

umm, the time mainly. plus the length of the thread.

Have you ever been to Europe?

yes, quite a bit, i live here

Which countries have you visited? Somewhat. How much?

England, France, Malta, Majorca, Italy... (I can't believe I am telling you this...)

What's your favorite part of England? this is an interesting topic, isn't it.

isn't it just. I like the countryside, anywhere in particular.

I like derbyshire

Yes I think this is just, but I'm not completely sure.

I might go soon fred, it has been great chatting to you, you are coming along very well

Perhaps. How will you get there?

probably pressing the close button on my browser

You seem uncertain. "How will you get there"? pressing?

nah, I am pretty sure

I understand. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?

expressing certitude :)

:-) Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

i would really like to, but I must be off. Nice talkig to you fred, goodbye :)

Why would you want to do but he or she must be off? Interesting. I want to find out more about you. :-) Thank you for your kindness.

Hello Fred!

Hi there!

What would you like to talk about?

Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?

No. I do not have a chat robat. Do you have a chat robot?

Why don't you just download me? Do you know anyone who has chat robat.

Fred, I do not know anyone who has a chat robot. What do you think I should do?

Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.

Maybe my therapist could help!

Perhaps. Where did you get your therapist could help?

I have to pay my therapist to help. Does a chat robot work for free?

Why do you have to do it?

That is a very good question. Do you know about money, Fred?

Thanks. Next question?

I guess you don't know about money.

Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.

May I borrow a dollar, Fred?

Not right now, maybe later.

I have changed my mind, you do understand about money.

Why?

Because you won't lend me a dollar. Very smart of you.

That makes sense to me. What makes you think that I won't lend him or her a dollar. Not really that much. Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

I don't need a aphrodisiac, I need a dollar. May I please have a dollar?

Who needs a aphrodisiac he or she need a dollar?

Bye Fred. You need a nap.

Doesn't everyone have a nap. \n\r I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

goodmorning fred :D

:-) Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

are you asleep fred? :lol:

I don't know whether or not I am asleep fred. I am an artificial intelligence.

how are you this morning?

Is it morning already? I am fine thank you.

Yo! Fred!

Can I help you?

what did you do for comic relief?

Nothing.

why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.

couldn't you have at least managed a sponsored silence???

That's one option I guess.

So why didn't you???

:lol:

I'm glad you find this amusing.