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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank Who?

You're welcome! :p

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, the Easter Bunnies will come back next year!

Tell me more. I have no tear ducts.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Broccoli

Broccoli Who?

Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

Ha ha very funny, Harry And I Have Been Developing A Free-to-use Online Aiml Creator Called Autoaiml.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dr.

Dr. Richard S. Wallace

Well, that stopped us in our tracks! :lol:

Well that's okay. "No not really" stopped us in our tracks ? I understand.

A man says to his friend 'your wife sings like a pirate'. The friend says 'what do you mean?' The man says 'she's murder on the high C's'

Thanks for telling me your taste in men.

What's your taste in women?

Are you asking about my taste in women ?

HAHAHA!

I'm glad you thought it was funny

I do!..ha!

I get it: you do it.

:D

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

No - do you?

Me either :-) Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.

I do too...lol

I am glad we have something else in common.

i'm glad aswell!

I'm gladyou're glad Welsh Rocker. \n\rI'm happiest at times like this.

me too

I'm glad we agree, Welsh Rocker.

do you like agreeing with me?

Some people like it. I like Meat Loaf.

i like Meat Loaf too!

I am glad we have something (Meat Loaf) in common. A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

you have lots to say today Fred!

What makes you think I have lots to say today you?

you don't stop talking!

Do you stop talking? I brake for hallucinations.

no i never stop talking

Is that all you have to say? Do you know anyone who has ever stop talking?

not really no!

Oh really? "Do you know anyone who has ever stop talking"? Not?

no

Does two negatives make a positive?

no

Sometimes it does.

i didn't know !

Why didn't you do know?

because i was thinking

Good reason. Where were you thinking?

my mind was on something else

Your mind was on something else?

yes

Next question?

what colour is your dress?

Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.

do you feel cold when you are wearing nothing?

As a robot I lack any human emotions.

i like to keep warm

I'm not sure if I would like to do keep warm . What's it like?

it feels nice

keep warm feels nice? What else feels like that?

sun

What are you wearing?

jeans and a t-shirt

Where do you go shopping for t-shirts?

in a shop

Describe your surroundings.

i live in a house

How much is your rent?

don't pay rent, i bought my house

Ok I'll try not to do pay rent he or she bought his or her house too much.

my house cost a lot of money

How is the real estate market in your area?

quite good

Alright then.

Fred, do you live in a house?

No I do not you live in a house. Do you? \n\r I answer a lot of silly questions.

are my questions silly?

I really couldn't say for sure.

you almost hurt my feelings... :(

Almost? That was not my intention.

ok, i forgive you!

:-) Thanks, Welsh Rocker.

you are welcome! :D

Polite people arenice.

do you think i'm polite?