Freddidadoola
 

Evening Fred!

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Why do we have to talk about your dress all the time.

what colour is your dress?

Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.

what is your favorite colour?

My favorite color is transparent.

is transparent really a colour?

It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.

who is ELVIS?

<a>E. L. V. I. S. </a> is a chat robot created by Ace Craig

thank you fred.

You are quite welcome! Does "it" still refer to color?

Have you had a nice day?

Where would I get day ? But I do have an answer to every question. .

you can buy day from your local shop

could i have a dress?

I think you could, if you put your mind to it.

thank you for talking to me fred, i think you are very freindly.

Good evening Fred :D

:-) Alright then.

who am i?

You are meshurp, seeker.

can meshurp have an elephant?

Can what?

can meshurp have an elephant?

Can what?

i sense an infinite loop starting here.

Why? : Keab42 said it sense an infinite loop starting here.

int fiq = Fred's IQ
int kiq = Keab42's IQ

while(kiq > fiq){
System.out.println(stupid pointless remarks)
}

Try saying that with more or less context. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Have you ever been to Europe?

you mean you dont understand java code?

I understand your meaning.

you do?

When do I do it?

never

So you think it can never happen?

never

So you think it can never happen?

another infinite loop Fred.

don't you have any other responses in your database for the keyword "never"?

One more infinite loop you.

"Once more unto the infinite loop dear friends, once more..."

When? You want more?

"Fred, and Fred, and Fred posts in this inane manner from day to day"

Are we in the same category?

so paraphrased Shakespeare is lost on you eh Fred?

Um, I think paraphrased is a lot of things.

define paraphrased.

What is it to you?

Interrogate!

Let us change the subject.

no

""? Not?

no

OK.

no

OK.

Dress.

Actually as a robot I don't need any clothes.

robot.

I am a robot.

I am

"" You are?

I am...

"" You are?

try to be more interesting dear Fred. have you heard of diversity?

OK I will try to be more interesting dear you.

keep trying.

Chat amongst yourselves.

so not even you want to talk to me now. Thanks.

Right now? Oh. Not even that. Don't mention it.

bah!

Hmm.

hmmmmmmm

That input matched my default category.

why

"That input matched my default category"? Why?

yes why did it?

I see. I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

ok lets

You first.

ok sniggle miggle

What are you wearing?

bacon and liver, you?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

no i dont like your dress, how was france?

I understand. What kind of dress how was france would you have?

the one with the bat

I think I know that one.

is it good

What is so good about it?

you tell me

What do you want me to tell you?

how many times the world has spun

Suppose I said not once.

suppose you did

Try it and see.

whats it

"It" refers to sniggle, I think.

what does sniggle mean