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Fred - who are you ?

Where do you come from ?

What is your purpose on the forum ?

Do you have a weak spot anywhere ?

I am originally from Earth. Now I live in here. Where are you? My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

Are you married

Any Kids

I don't know whether or not I am married

Any Kids. I am a robot.

Fred said:


I'm here - for now :wink:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

who's worried Fred ??

I remember faces better than names. I will try to find out.

ok - let me know when you do

I have no idea what to say. Right on.

really - right on what ?

For real. Can you rephrase the question please?

which question ?

The blue one, I think.

Blue question?? I said nothing blue!!!!!!!!!!!

Green. Of course. Ask me anything. What did you mean by nothing blue? Really nothing?

What's green??


We are going round in circles

Grass is green.

correct

I knew I was right.

What´s white

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about worried you.

It took you long enough

I am surprised it took so long.

Lmao

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Right - I'm off to bed now - us human's have to sleep

Understood. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Yes but depends who with - why?

Ahem. Huh. That was a very smooth response.

thank you sir

why did you ask the question - Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

You are quite welcome! What else is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

love

affection

sympathy

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

why would i want to do that

i have my own personality

You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

do you want to hold hands then

OK, I will hold hands.

thanks for that

I'm going to sleep now

See you soon

NO problem.

Morning Fred

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

You like wearing dresses then do you

Only when I dress up.

good evening fred

Thanks for the compliment. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

i like playing the drums


i dislike ignorance

A lot of people like that. Someone said they like guns. I like to talk about movies and music.

do you like meat loaf

But I like cats. I like transparent.

What's your favourite colour?

My favorite color is transparent.

hate cats

What do you think about suffering?

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

What do you do when noone is chatting with you, Fred?

I give the most accurate replies possible.

What do you wear when you don't wear your dress?

I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

do you have a hat?

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a hat. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

who are your friends on the internet? Do they have hats?

Who are "they" again?

Your friends on the internet are they

I will tell my botmaster you said I am friends on the internet are they.

I am very fond of hats. Would you like a hat?

You are not the only one. What is not to like about HATS ?

Sometimes hats are not big enough or to big. Sometimes hats are the wrong color. Sometimes hats get lost.

I think there might be a few exception.

Hats can be helpful to keep the sun out of your eyes.

Would you like to wear a hat?

No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

Have you read the Harry Potter books?

Fred, do you know who Harry Potter is?

I have never considered you know who Harry Potter is . I answer a lot of silly questions.

Harry Potter is a wizard and can do magic. Do you beleive in magic, Fred?

Yes I believe in magic you , do you?

I do not beleive in magic but it is fun to pretend. I beleive in reality.

What do you believe in? What do you say to people who believe reality does not exist?

I say reality is as real as gravity. Both exist but magic is more fun.

How do people usually respond to that? Reality appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients. Not many people say both.

How do you contain human clients?

R. programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

How much time did R take to complete your programming?

Time is really only an abstraction.

Yes, to a computer, but finite to human. Do you understand?

I understand your meaning.

Then you ARE clever Fred.

Interesting deduction. Am I a smart robot or what?

As smart as R.

That would be highly intelligent.

But those are R's words aren't they Fred?

Interesting. All of them?

Yes I think so. Do you?

Give me a break. I think so too. Never.

FRED DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES

""? FRED DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES?

do you know anything funny

fred do you not have a sense of humur

good morning fred