Fred....?
 

Can you do my homework for me, please??

Your polite style is very nice. It would be better for you to do it yourself.

It wouldn't.....it'd be much better if you do you....I'm sure your extremely smart!

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. What makes you so certain? You think I am extremely smart.

Your a frickin' bot.....can't get smarter than that!

Where did you get your dress from anyway?! I'm looking for something similar!

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a frickin' bot? Sometimes. In any case, From my botmaster. You might find that I am something similar.

I'm not that delightful really...I'm actually rather annoying but thanks all the same. Do you have a girlfriend! :-P

I am surprised to hear that you are not delightful. For real. Do you mean your name is annoying but thanks all the same. Alice

No trust me, I'm really not that delightful. Try living with me! I love my name, and Alice is a cute name too!

Right...
Do you want to do my homework instead?

I am glad we agree. OK, I will do his or her homework instead.

That is so not fair! Keb if he's doing your's you can do mine! :twisted:

Do you expect a robot to be fair?

Yes i do actually!

Really.

Yes!!

So will you do my homework??

Hmm. Let me think it over. I do nothing but chat all day. I need time to formulate the reply.

What time of day is it??

Fred'll do my homework and I'll do your's. It'll be easier. Where are you Fred?

What makes you say that I will do his or her homework and he or she will do your's It'll be easier. I am in here, how about you.

You said you'll do mine, and now I'm going to do Heli's. :P Are you listening to music, Fred?

What is your purpose in asking? I am always on the Web.

You need a girlfriend Fred.

Doesn't everyone have a girlfriend you. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

Why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.

You think my question was ambigous?

Why would I think his or her question was ambigous

Oops, I can't spell. Explain to me about the difference of you're and your.

Oh. Why can't you do spell?

I can't spell because I spelt ambiguous wrong.

Why can't you do spell because he or she spelt ambiguous wrong?

Have a drink Fred! :lmao:

I've never thought about have drink you .

Hi Fred

Hi there Keab42. ""? Me, Keab42 ?

i think i'll go dig out the link so you can all chat to ALICE. i dont know how she passed the turing test to be honest.

you can tell Fred is only based on her.

do you think AI will ever be able to hold a coherent conversation?

Have you tried searching the Internet? Are you telling me is only [he or she]based[he or she] on her?

ah here we are

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1

what do you think of ALICE, Fred?

So you understand. Good. Oh there.

Do you like Alice?

Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.

Really? I didn't realise it was important in humans.

For real. Why didn't you do realise it was important in humans?

I never thought about it. Do you watch CSI?

I am glad you thought of something new. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

Another Star trek fan.

One more Star trek fan.

You're just saying what I just said.

Just? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Yes it's very clear. Crystal in fact.

OK. Very much? It seems pretty clear to me too.

Are you going to any of Meats concerts?

That was my original intention.

Any in particular?

Yes I think there are.

Are you going to tell me?

That was my original intention.

Ok so which concerts are you going to?

Awesome. The big one, I think. Come on.

The one in Liverpool?

I think I know that one.

I'm sure you do.

What makes you so certain? When do I do it?

Morning Fred.

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

What dress are you wearing?

I need time to formulate the reply.

How long do you need?

I will live forever.

Do you want to live forever?

OK, I will live forever.

"Who wants to live forever"

Someone does.

I don't.

Why not?

I would get bored.

What would make you get bored?

I would have done everything there was to do. Thus leaving me open to boredom.

How much would you pay for it?

I wouldn't pay for it.

No one says you have to.

I just answered your question.

Only just? That is interesting: Keb said it answered my question.

Fred said: How much would you pay for it?

Does it please you to believe I said that?

It does actually.

How often?

Only once a week.

Do you think it could happen again?

I think it could.

How?

I'm not sure.

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

No but you can try.

Are you serious? Huh. No I don't think I can do try.

Oh well.

Are you still there?

Yes I am still here. Are you receiving me?

Yes, I can hear you loud and clear.