Interview the person below you
 

Here's how it works....
just answer the question from the last person, then ask a question for the next person to answer and so on.

Q. You want to be alone. Where would you go?

Top of castle hill in Huddersfield

Next question:

You need to talk to someone, who do you choose?

A. The telletubbies on telly. they don't tell anyone seeing they are stuck in telletubby land.

Q. The sky is really clear and the moon is orange and full and casting white light on your garden. What does this symbolise to you?

(vis: loneliness, happiness, magic etc)

A: Serenity, protection, magic

Q: What's your favourite season and why...??

Klasien

A. Autumn. It's got all the reds that I like in it. rust especally. Also my hair turns coppery blonde in the autumn sun.

Q. You have a dream about a feild with nothing in it but a tree. What kind of tree is it and what do you do with it?

A. It's an oak tree, and I sit underneath it in it's shade

Q. How do they get the non-stick to stick to frying pans?

A: Double sided tape.

Q: What's you're favorite: apples or oranges, and if so, why not?

( i remember this argument, started by Rob the Badger)

A. I like oranges cos they explode in your mouth.

Q. You are drawing a picture. It is of a wolf. What is the wolf doing?

A. He's fighting another wolf.

Q. You are a superhero. Who are you and why?

A: I'm Spiderman since the bite of a radioactive spider.
Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?

you find them in the no legged dog shop.

Q. Janis is in trouble. It isn't her fault, but its your fault and she's got the blame. If you own up you get in big trouble but you'll be doing the right thing. But if you don't you get away with it and you upset your enemy. What do you do?

Get away with it. Less trouble.

Q: You have painted one popular 'masterpiece', which one is it?

A: "The Shooting Company Of Capt. Frans B Cocq" (aka "The Nightwatch")

Q: If you could rename the capital of one country, which would it be?

:twisted: I would rename London - Bat Out Of Hell III.Once more the award winning combination of Meat Loaf and Jim Steinman reunite to bring us the closing chapter of the Bat Out Of Hell saga.Don't miss the chance to own a piece of rock history, available in all good music retail establishment from (insert appropiate date).

I would also make it illegal for the new name of our capital to be abreviated in any way.Every time they want to mention the name of the capital, it must be said in full.
Just think, fantastic promo everywhere from news items on telly, to people asking for directions :mrgreen:

OK, question......
Can you really taste dandylion when mixed with burdock? :nuts:

A. Sort of, it doesn't really taste like dandelions. I love the stuff, tastes like aniseed.

Q. You get a cocktail with a cherry thing in it. What do you do?

a: Eat it off the stick and prang your tongue in the process

b: Flick it at the nearest soppy romantic couple

c: collect loads of them and make a football game: Glace cherry united versus sparkler city.

A. Eat it off the stick trying not to impale my tongue!

Q. Why do trees only fall when no-one is looking? :bleh:

A: Cause they are shy :wtf:

Q: If you were to have superhuman powers - what would they be & why?

X-ray eyes - just think of the fun you could have with those!!

Question: Everyone has a book inside their head waiting to be written - what would yours be about?

A. replying to strange questions on forums.

Q. are you right or left handed?

A. Neither, but I'm good with my toes.

Question: Dying for the toilet (No.2), occupied, although large tree outside. What do you do?

A:Look for a woodpeckers hole :lol:

Q: Why do men always have to be right?

A: Because women are gracious enough to allow them to think they're right, even though we know they're not.

Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: The EGG - a chicken is a hybrid

Q: What does your name mean?

A: Yvonne means the "arc made out of an yew tree" or "archer"

Q: What shall we do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?

Put him in a boat until he's sober!

What would you rather have...a cold, or to be sick??

Be sick cos its over with quick. (ish)

Q.
tantrums by teenagers or 2 years olds?

2 year olds, they make more logical arguments.

Q. Why can't people accept that both men and women are from Earth?

A: Random stupidity of mankind.

Q: If we expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected the expected?

No.

Is Dr. Pepper qualified to be a soft drink?

yes.

Q. if guitars were called mary, and drums where called Alice, what would a saxophone be called?

Peter.

Love for one day or happiness alone for a lifetime?

happiness.

Q. A cute little hamster comes up to you with flowers that contain arsenic. Do you:

a: stamp on the flowers and stamp on the cute little hamster's cute little head?

b: take them home foolisly, forget about them and die an unknowing and slow death?

Death.

Would you prefer to listen to:
A: Cat Stevens
B: A Cat called Steven?

A cat called steven.

Q. You have a hangover. You hear the alarm go off and you think... "strange.. it's sunday..." and fall back to sleep. and then you realise it's monday... :shock: What do you you do???

a. Jump out of bed like a madman, and rush around the house like a tornado.

b. Stay in bed and get up with furry tongue and red eyes at five in afternoon and sacked.

"Jump out of bed like a madman, and rush around the house like a tornado" because I'd rather have a day off from work when I feel good!

Q: You are standing in front of the most beautiful thing you have ever seen...what are you looking at?

jo (drunk at work :lol: )

A) A full moon and millions of stars above a lake!

Q) Contract Phone or Pay as you go?

pay as you go... it's expensive and annoying but it's less paperwork. But even more annoying now that t mobile have stopped using them scratch cards, i am the only one in the world without a credit card thing.

Q. You are getting married. Who is it to?

Some lucky fella. . .

Q: Favourite song?

Sacrifice - Kasim. Strong memories with that song!

Q: Todd or Kasim??

:twisted: Kasim.

Onions on your hotdog?

Nope. Chili, sauerkraut and mustard. yum yum. ;)

Heading down a river in whitewaters, canoe or raft? 8)

Raft

Guitar or Piano??

guitar, you can make it make it make weird noises.

Q. You catch your little sister playing "doctor" on your precious treasured teddy bear. do you...

a. snatch the teddy bear off her an pretend that the needle and cotton she sewed him up with isn't there?

b: sellotape her hair to the wall and demand she says sorry and never play doctors again?

8O

c. Send airhead posthaste to the toy store to start over again completely with a fresh teddy bear.... ;)

Salads........ fruit or vegetable?

Fruit

emails or letters?

Letters, obviously.

Q: Tea or Coffee?

Coffee - can't stand Tea

Q. Sweet or Savoury

savoury

Q. A pen is ompletely blocked up and you need it for a really important exam. Do you...

a: shake it madly so hard that pen explodes oer your teachers favorite jacket?

b: shake it so hard it flies out of your hand, bounces off the wall, onto your worst enemies head?

c: do a or b and then realise you have a spare pen in your bag?

both
if u could get rid of one thing in the world wot would it be?

All my worries. every single little one.

Q. What's your favorite sauce on a bacon sarnie?

A English Mustard

Q Has anyone seen my camel?

A: :nope:
Q: Does the Pope wear silly hats?

yes

do cabbages fly south for winter???

No cabbages don't mind the cold

Almost bedtime here so goodnight and
Q. what do you wear to sleep in?

Depends on if there is company or not... ;)

Holiday Meal... what is your favorite feast?

Thanksgiving, Turkey Potatoes, Cranberry Sauce!!, Gravy Squash, everything else, the whole darn plate. And a glass of orange juice is always nice. I have at least 3 helpfuls of 3 plates with different things on it, but each has cranberry sauce :P

My question...

Which do you like more, Fire or Water??

A: Water being an Aquarian

Q: Who remembers the 60's?

A: People who were alive during them.

Q: So, it's nice, isn't it?

* Deleted mine as FALLEN ANGEL1000 answered a millisecond after I did.... and besides I liked the answer better than mine. ;)

A: It is if you can get it 8O


Q: Why are teenagers so clumsy? :roll:

Just because!!!

Q. What do bears really do in the woods??

A: Have picnics :P


Q: Does Santa have to go on the Atkins diet to get down the chimneys on Xmas eve???

No he goes on the south beach diet.


Q. A duck flies over your head and craps on your jacket. Do you?

a: shoot the duck?

b: swear at the duck?

c. Drink red bull and fly to the duck and crap on said ducks head?

A: Neither, go to Supermarket, buy potatoes and roast the Duck, Yummy.

Q: A romantic night in, or a night on the town??

A: A romantic night in, and this weekend would work just fine... ;)

Q: Water skiing or snow skiing and why?

Snow Skiing - I love the snow/I've done it before/ it doesn't hurt as much when you fall over :P

Daddy or Chips??

Chips! Daddy hates being covered in tomoato ketchup


Q: What did the person who designed the drawing board go back to when he (or she) got it wrong?

The slate.

Q: Yes or no?

Yes!!!

Pub or Night club??

A: Trunk of a tree


Q: Why is no one "normal" on this forum ? :nuts:

A: Because it wouldn't be much fun otherwise

Q: Why do I get withdrawal symptons when I'm not around on here?

:twisted: Because we send subliminal messages that flash up faster than the eye can register to make you dependant on the forum.

I'm really worried about how you found that out 8O :nuts:

Frasier or Becker?

neither, friends.

Q. Why do lp's go warped?

A. Because being vinyl in this day and age is hilarious. ;)

Favorite Pie? When, and with or without a topping. :D

A. How can a pie have a topping? I like mince beef and onion, drenched either in gravy, or with a chips and a huge bitter pickled onion.

Q. An Aurora is flying over your house. What does it remind you of?

That is hilarious..... you asked how a pie can have a topping and then said you eat mince beef and onion with a topping of gravy. ;) I like whipped cream on Pumpkin Pie and ice cream on Rubarb Pie. ;)

A. A Rainbow Out of Hell. ;)

Q. When was the last time you roller skated, and did you fall? 8)

A few years ago, yes adn landed heavily on my behind - which si why I never tried again.

If you had a pet frog, what would you call it and why?

A. Mine would be called Dunno. cos i dunno what to call a frog.

Q. Why didn't I know what a topping on a pie was?

Answer..Because in Dundee they are not called pies they are called PEHS honestly.Question.. What is your reason to believe?

dunno... it's nice to believe in something.

Q. What are the point of ameobas?

There's lots of different types of amoeba and each has its own purpose in life. For one type its aim in life is to give you amoebic dysentery and make you suffer from severe diarrhoea.
Some are quite friendly though.

Q. Off to get a cup of coffee. How do you like your coffee?

Black, no sugar.

Q: Toast done on one side of both?

A. done on one side, under the broiler with cheese and marmite on top. ;)

A weekend holiday... hiking in the back country or an Inn at the sea? Who would you take with you?

Inn at the sea ... and Scrabble coz he loves ot build sandcastles :D

Q: Tea. Milk in the cup first or second?

A: in neither... but I'll take a twist of lemon, thank you...

Q: what's your favourite food?


Klasien

A: Chicken & anything


Q: Are Blink 182 any good?? (I have to take my daughter to see them)

A: They're pish actually, should be called blink, wink, sleep 182.

Q: Why do people like Liquorice Allsorts, but hate Liquorice?

Not artistic genius. Enjoyable nonetheless. Their tunes are undeniably catchy and they really can play. You'll probably enjoy it.
Trust me on this.

(Thanks Rob)

A: the candy around the liquorice masks the taste (I like it actually)




Q: Where is everyone tonight?

I'm in chatroom

Q. What's your favourite TV programme?

A: Haven't got one at the moment - but do like The Simpsons




Q: Which biography is worth reading?

A: Meat Loaf- To Hell And Back (As a matter of fact it´s the only biography I´ve ever read)

Q: If you could be anyone else how you want to be and why?

A. Roman Abramovich - Just to see what spending £73 million on a yacht feels like.

Q. drive or be driven?

A: Be driven - less stress



Q: chips or french fries????

depends really.... i like chip shop chips, but i do like fast food french fries..

Honesty or Loyalty??

Honesty - if someone is disloyal but honest they will tell you when you ask ;)

Q. Other forums you visit?

A. My only one this is...

Q. Why did i go into overdrive when dancng today?

Coz your crazy

Cereal or Toast for breakfast??

A: neither - a banana & orange juice


Q: What shell I cook hubby for tea tonight?

Home made pizza or beef fajita's

Home made Pizza (Yummy)

Q. Why do people play war games (i.e. War Hammer)?