An Incredible Day, that never ended.
 

Well this is a story called, "An Incredible Day, that never ended." I start a line, and someone who reads my line, then posts another sentence, that doesn't have to completely go with the story. It has to make a little sence. So an example would be.....

RSG Says:

One day, I was walking down the road and....

Darti Says:

and I saw Santa Claus!

The story will continue with further participation. Please reply, I'd love to see where this will end up. The first line is....

The Incredible Day (That Never Ended)

I woke up this morning knowing something really incredible was going to happen today.

...my heart was soaring, and my mood was happy...

walked down the stairs and made some coffee

...humming to myself, my mind turning over the events of the previous evening...

Just to be on the safe side,I checked the Product Liability & Warning Labels thread in the Off Topic section to make sure I hadn't goofed 8O .It looked like i'd gotten away with it,or had I........

djeeeeez...what's that outside? is that an UFO or what????

No its the girl you kissed last night

damn, she's ugly. i must have been really really drunk.

That'll teach you

Suddenly the telephone rang

Um my post disappeared :?

Brrr Brrr

...i reached to answer the phone, but suddenly a hand reached out and stopped me....

..I screamed, it had a hairy palm..

Then i look at his face and you just won't believe what i saw

Meat Loaf :!:

What the hell is Meat Loaf doing in my living room?

I almost passed out from the shock :!:

He was yelling to me: don't you ever ever stop rocking!

But something was terribly wrong, because, as I reached out to touch his shoulder, my hand went right through his body!!!

I felt a cold chill go through me.

I was terrified :!:

suddenly there was a noise in the kitchen.....

a loud scratching sound coming from under the floor

I turned in Meat's direction and couldn't believe my eyes as I watched him slowly fade away--what was happening here??!!

...suddenly i remembered that the phone was still ringing....

I felt so dazed and confused.

I rushed to the phone, grabbed it up and yelled, "Who IS it?? Who's there??!!"

It was Meatloaf he said 'I've found a black and and white cat with weird feet (extra toes) do you know who he belongs To? he looks like he might be stoned



osie

I was shocked. That sounded like the cat I had lost almost 7 yrs ago.

Oh no a time travelling feline a strange sound emitted from the phone line and then all went black


Rosie was it another power cut?

I must have passed out.

When i woke up I was in a strange place a cave, with music playing


Rosie

there were drawings on the wall, had I gone back in time?

Nope - i hadn't gone back in time - it's all coing back..the strange smell from that ciggarette, the empty bottle of tequila on the table...and what was that bloke's name???

I'm tryint to remember was it Meat Pie, Bread loaf I wish I could remember and what the hell is that awful smell

Rosie

..i looked around to see who'd farted, and as i did so, the fridge door flew open....

and out fell the remains of???????????????????




Rosie

:twisted: A half brained zombie biker.Whatever happened to Saturday night? he asked.......

..from behind me, someone screamed...'EDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEE'......

Your my Rock and Roll Hero :!:

What the hell is going on here, I thought to myself.

...suddenly nad without warning...

..i woke up, in bed, my alarm clock ringing....

What a dream!!

Or was it...as I looked over at my bedtable, I couldn't believe my eyes!!!!

..there was a set of false teeth on the table, the shower was running, and that flase leg sure as hell wasn't mine!!!!!

I realised that I am drinking way to much now!

...suddenly, the shower stopped, and i heard someone get out.....

I slowly turned around and saw....

Norman Bates

he was singing and waving a chopper 'Bat of hell'




Rosie

and joined by Old Leather Face

who said.......... where did you get that.........................


Rosie

..chainsaw..

Where do you think 'you can do it when you B&Q it'



Rosie

Do they sell those lampshades made out of human skin asked Leather Face :??:

Yes sir, over by the inflatable fish stand


Rosie

See the octogenarian over there, he can help you, we are politically correct, no ageism here

I tried he's deaf !!!!!!!!!! and my sign language had me thrown out of the shop on to the pavement right in the path of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of Chris Eubanks Blue American truck

And everything went black


Rosie

As I recovered I became aware of...

a bright light in the distance.....................





Rosie

...and in front of the light, i could see a shadowy figure.....

with incredible make-up




Rosie

..that had obviously been applied with a trowel.....

and a blind man


Rosie

..and this person was coming straight for me.....

OH WHAT IS THAT IN HIS HAND........

...it's soft, round and squidgy....what on earth could it be???....

It' a Big Mac

,,looks more like a Burger King Whopper to me....

I knew I should gone to Specsavers!!!!



Rosie

their doing 2 for 1, now 2 outta of 3 aint bad

I am so confused right now!

Should I Run? I was so confused, I ran towards this thing with the whopper burger and..........

and screamed I AM A VEGETARIAN

...so can i just have the cheese off it then???

It was looking at me with a blank look in it's eyes

he'd forgotten to take his prozac

Instead of Prozac he took........Viagra!!!! 8O

..and never laid down again... :lol:

...I didn't know what to do...

and suggested...

he took a hot bath to reduce the swelling :wink: :wink:

..but that made matters worse,and he was firmly wedged in the bath...

Time to get the butter out :twisted:

Its got to be Flora because it is full of unpolysaturated fats she said

But unfortunately it grows bigger and bigger and the butter didnot work!

Call the Fire Brigade :!:

But how? The telephone is downstairs! And he is stuck in the bath!

quick reach for the mobile which is on the edge of the bath

He almost got it but hey! it fell in the bath!

I dialed 911.

and nearly electrocuted himself at the same time :lol:

...a passer by, walking the dog, heard the scream.....

..and sent in the dog, which was a St. Bernard, and well used to rescuing people in tricky situations :lol:

The dog bounded into the bathroom.

whipped off his brandy barrell and barked do you want a swig..?

:twisted: Don't ask stupid questions I said as I grabbed the barrell...