Who is GOD?
 

i have compiled a list of the most likely candidates. let the rumor and wild guessing commence.

:twisted: Funny.
Sin's name is down twice,and both times she has 1 vote.
So that makes 2 votes for Sin.
I'll have to delete one Sin option,so i'll use my vote for Sin to keep the scores straight.

Well, it is not Flying Mouse, not Chris and not Heat... and certainly not Bren.... so i think it is CarylB or maybe Vickip... Last night when i was online, i noticed that Heat was online and God also... and i'm guessing that is impossible. and it is the same with Chris. Also, i was talking to Bren, and i know that she is not God so.....

CarylB came online just after GOD disappeared from the forum, and the same it was by Vickip.

I sure its Flying Mouse - and as for you young ones thinking it might be me, I might be one step closer than you to God :twisted: - but no chance :lol:

Actually I've changed my mind and I think it is Bren :o

Well, I know who it ain't!!!!! Will have to give this some serious thought

Love this topic :D

Amused to see myself in the running, but i can assure you that i ain't God. Wish i'd have thought of it though :roll:

Just curious though...why does it have to be an already existing member of the forums? Can it be, by any chance, just another Meat fan?

I personally am putting my money on Sin though... :lol:

Ahhh..you non - believers you!!!!

Can you not just accpet that i take on no earthly form?

I am GOD..that is all...just little old me :twisted:

Think that GOD is giving a hint...cause i know who is online and who is not.... and i saw that somebody got offline, and then GOD logged in.... so got you!!!

I was not giving any clues away as to my identity.

I can tell you who i am.

i am God.

Me.

Is this a confession?

Heat - A strong possibility, me thinks the lady doth protest too much!
Sin - Currently second in the running - and I have said I'm not......
Dottie - I don't think so
Chris - Could be a smart bet to make
Mouse - Certain indications here
R. - My initial suspect, but I think not
CarylB - I don't think so
Bren - Only if she's overcome her fear of chat (children of Bren maybe)
GOD - Not the slightlest change of that

However consider this.................

Does it only have to be one person?
Are our transatlantic friends really out of the running for this?
Should there be an option "none of the above"?

That's pretty much what I was thinking

The children of Bren are much amused.

bren

Well I've voted...but who knows??? it could be anyone. personally i'm working it from other people's powers of deduction here...

Mmm... me thinks it is CarylB, Vickip or Heat..... Not Flying mouse, can not imagine that.

What did i do to deserve this?

You should really take this as a compliment, as having an ingenious and creative mind :lol:
Looks like I'm neck and neck with GOD, so wish I had thought of it! I take my hat off to whoever has.

I'm fact I'm so impressed I'll by them a drink, but of course to do so they would have to PM me to let me know who they are :twisted:

I think GOD is whoever you Believe he/she/it is.

This is a funny topic, I like it :lol:

Love,

Mariella

Well... sin blew her cover... i know it is Sin, and i know she will denie it.

you think Tim?? nothing like blaming someone else to cover your back is there? :mrgreen:

Is that so Sin??? Mmmm... so i am GOD!!! YEah!!! As your GOD i say that you must not ~~~~ around here on the forums!!! YEAAAHHH!!!

But look sin, if you think that really. In one topic i have a discussion with god, at the same moment.... so that is impossible if i were God... but you blew your cover, little girl!!!

Actually Tim, if I were to place a bet on this my money would not be on you. I really do wish I had though of this. I find it very very funny and a stroke of creative ingenuity. like I said my hat off to who ever it is.

Don't know how you thnk I've blown cover as no cover to blow

Allright Sin... if it ain't you... i got another clue... but i will find that out soon.... !!! :twisted:

Frankly. There is only one answer. The most underrated contributor to this board. Well, it's me isn't it. I confess. I am God. Zeus, Odin, Ra or whatever you prefer. 'tis me. I am he/r. So the real question is? Who here is not God. There's a lot of us around you know.

Personally I don't think any of you can be god. You're all sinners! You drink, smoke and make rude jokes (atleast one of those anyway). You're the unholiest bunch I've ever met. Why do you think Satan frequented these forums long before GOD did?

I'll have you know, I don't do any of those. I'm God.

God must be female, men can't take a joke or is the joke on the female
I dunno I just want my cat back.



Rosie

If Eyeore is God then I'm purer than God!

(see the purity test topic from ages back)

OK prove your GOD male female ET I don't care prove it by sending Trigger home



Rosie

Hi Rosie,
Just read about Trigger. I'm so sorry to hear the news. But never give up hope. I've heard stories where cats have walked in the cat flap years after they've gone missing! I know you want him back now so those stories may not be much comfort but I've always believed there's a little bit of magic in the world.
Crystal

Thank-you, I'm beginning to well up


Rosie

Well thats a fair summary, I think :twisted:

don't forget my earlier comment

Soz Rosie, but God cannot interfere in the lives of mortals. Yes, God is speaking in third person today.

I voted sin, :D but to tell the truth i thought it was sin at first ,:D , now i havent God a b....y clue. :lol:

I don't know whether to laugh or cry! I don't want to take a bow for someone elses ingenuity but if I must....
A few of us had a very interesting discussion in chat last night and by looking at certain facts that have crept out , and we came up with a name, and this name has not even been mentioned yet :?

After finding this, I have to agree its definitely Sin
http://images.picsearch.com/is?397224907427

As smart and talented as Sin is, I really don't think it's her. But after last night... now have a very strong suspicion as to who it is. How long until someone else comes up with it too...

Yes it was very interesting last night and now we think we have a pritty good idea who it is as there were certain things that were mentioned. :D

...and like Jen said...how long untill someone else comes up with it to.... :D

this is fun heehee

It's not him. Sorry to burst the bubble.

Oh you are, are you????

Hope everyone here has the sense not to worship these false Gods... 8O

But I really am God. The fact that I wasn't nominated is further proof. . .

LOL! I often encounter people who think they are God.

It's all to do with ego really, wath:

I see the pen.
I move the pen.
I can manipulate the world around me.

I say I am God.
No one can refute that statement.
Ergo, I am God.

It's all a matter of who's stupid enough to believe me when I say I'm God (which I am).

No, You're not. I am.

These are delusions of granduer that you have, Eyeore.

There is only one true GOD, and i am it.

God whoever you are can you tell me one thing, :D will i be going to heaven? :wink:

All right, GOD and Eyeore I challenge you each to tell me what was the deal with the dinosaurs?

PS Am I going to heaven to?

Without wanting to blaspheme (hey, I'm an atheist but better cover my back, Just in Case!!!!!), Why in God's Avatar, does God appear to be wearing a pair of ruber gloves and some naff blue wellies!!!!!

I think I know who it might be!!! But he has not said anything yet!!

:lmao: :lol: :lol: :lol: , Chris.

He won't say anything because he's not.
To the challenge.
The dinosaurs were invented as early scientists realised the need for rather large versions of ordinary thinngs to scare people (King Kong for example). Of course, unlike giant apes, Dinosaurs have found they're way into popular culture. They keep us scared. When scared, we won't rebel. In short, Dinosaurs are a sociological institution created by scientists. Simple really.
As for you going to heaven, it's all relative.

Excuse me if I'm wrong here but I'm a little tired at the moment. Are you saying that scientists made dinosaurs up to scare us?

Yes. Yes I am.
I mean, have you ever seen a dinosaur. Thought not.
It's all fabrication.

So they made all those skeletons and just pretended to find them? Umm... perhaps I'll wait for GOD's explanation before I make any definite decisions. Strange he/she/it hasn't come to answer my question. I'm sure he/she/it is supposed to omniscient.

Think of the money spent on the mass media. Believe me, they have the time and the cash to create all these forgeries.

All right then. If this is true and if you are indeed as you claim God why have you allowed these people to sin so much? Why have you not smited them to tiny little ashes? They've lied to the whole world! Decieved us all! Why do you not punish them for their wickedness?

I have stock invested in the museam business.

As i have said before...Eyeore is harbouring delusions of Grandeur. I am GOD. He is not. He just wishes everyone to believe that he is GOD to gain noteriety and respect. He already has those things, so why he feels the need to pretend he is something that he's not is beyond me. Perhaps Satan has a hand in here? 8O

Dinosaurs - Dinosaurs were indeed beautiful creatures. Graceful, elegent and amazing. BUT they did not believe, so they had to go. They were forever questioning myself and my creations. I have, however, learnt from that, and am now used to being judged, questioned and ridiculed, after all, it is the way of man.

Chris - if you percieve in my avatar that i am wearing wellington boots and rubber gloves, then the conclusion you must draw is that i feel a strange affinity with this man made thing called rubber.

Oh my Eyeore!
What posh!
I am the only true God. I hate to have to tell you. But this wellington wearing cloud lover is harbouring delusions of grandeur. In her own words. Besides, GOD is a-sexual. Case in point.

You're all just figments of my imagination.... all of you!

So does this mean that you are admitting that you aren't GOD, Eyeore??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Of course not. I can be a-sexual if I so choose.

Eyeore you say you have stock in the museum buisness but what interest does God have in money? What value is it to him? Surely you have no need for it?
GOD, so dinosaurs were non-believers and you destroyed them because of it. Not much of the compassion of heard about, was there? Besides were dinosaurs bright enough to be able to concieve the idea of a god?

I have uses for money, like buying Mrs. God a birthday present.

But Eyeore, we already KNOW you is male, as we have been chatting to you for a while...so there is no way at all you can be GOD.

I too can be a-sexual
.....

A-Sexual-machine!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry but I had to post this before someone else did!!!!!!!
:D :D :D


Eyeore, If you really are god, what is my inside leg measurement???

Oh Chris you know us soooooo well :lmao: :lmao:

Hahah Chris... very funny one!!! :lmao:

God has no need to know of your inside leg measurement Chris. And a-sexuality is in the mentality, not the physical.

Eyeore can't be god... i mean... talking to much about it. And can't be.

I'm self-advertising. I'm like McDonalds, only more spiritual. Almost.

How does Mrs. God feel about you being a-sexual? And also I don't think God would compare him/her/itself to McDonalds. It doesn't seem right somehow.

McDonald's bears a striking resemblance to the Church, when you think about it. "Past the church, all they want is your money"*. Too a social institution.
Mrs. God is understanding of my need to be a-sexual. It's a delicate balance.



*- You guessed it, Morrissey.

The church is like McDonalds? Does that mean all the food tastes disgusting? Not a great advertisment for the Christian faith.

PS Do you speak like James Mason?

No, it means that religion is hard to swallow and disgusting...

hahhah... Evil Nickname....

But... now we are getting a bit racial... i mean against religion. It is everyones choice if they belong to a churg or not and if they believe or not...

So let us keep away from this, and go on with the topic, before we got into trouble.

The Butcher.

Religion isn't the problem, organised religion is.
And yes I do speak just like James Mason :lol: *



*For anyone who doesn't get this rent some Eddie Izzard vids!

Well, thats a bit odd Eyeore, you see, God knew my inside leg in chat last week!!!! But since you aren't God you couldn't have known that!!!!

Do not be confused by the fake god's and their supposedly godly wisdom. Frankly, it doesn't exsist. I know enough to get the job, that's all.

Eyeore, not for one second do i think that you are really GOD. Nice try though, but i just don't believe that you are GOD. :roll:

Well Heat, i hafta say I must agree with you there!!!

Quite odd how Eyeore answers any godly questions under his own name rather than under god's name!!!!

I was just thinking that myself. :wink:

I'd be interested to hear what the REAL GOD has to say about this....

I do not beleive for one minuate that Eyeore is God. :lol:

Heretics!
All the evidence is piled in my favours, I just don't care to show it. . .

Why? What better way to prove the supposed truth by a demonstration?

Oh Please, Eyeore - I think your deception has been found out. Admit to one and all that you are not GOD, after all, I am GOD. A wise man once wrote 'And the truth shall set you free'. Those are very wise words indeed.

It shames me to see you pretend to be me, you are worth more than that, worth more than your silly pretendings. Be true to yourself and you can be false to no man.

But fear not my child, you shall be absolved of your sins.

How about some more evidence about you're identity GOD? Besides he speaks like James Mason. That's a brownie point for him. Though I still don't believe either of you are God.

:twisted: If Hollywood has taught me anything,it's that God is a dead ringer for George Burns 8O .

I shall prove it to you once and for all. If God is a being of sensible values, a natty dress sense, a high moral standard, omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence, then there is no greater example than I. (Plus I make a mean Cucumber sandwich).

Well I'm convinced.

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel.

. . . . . . .Quite.

Okay... i admit...i'm GOD.

I'm God and so's my wife!!!!

. . . .*ahem* Heretic.

Now the thing is if joined in here and said I'm GOD you'd all actually believe that wouldn't you :roll:

Anyone want to retract their votes for me?? :devil:

Someone voted for me!!!! 8O

who?

Why? 8O

No my dear Tim, you are not


Yours faithfully
Gabriel

Chris ,my dear child thou art confused


Yours faithfully
Gabriel

Sin my dear child,
since you hold a position of trust...Aunty Sin's Agony Page....of course people believe you.....They after all, trust you with all their problems and troubles and value your wisdom and advice....

Your faithfully
Gabriel

Yeah right!!!! which is why I'm ahead in the vote :evil:
And Aunty Sin's Agony page carries a disclaimer on page 1 post 1 :twisted:

This is stupid anyway.

I want one of your cucumber sandwiches before I believe you. And what's stupid about it? Just cause I think a cucumber sandwich will prove the existance of God.