The Bat & Bellfry (bites back)
 

:twisted: Rather than bump the old thread.............

Been to a family party this afternoon, nice and inibriated, so the bars open once more :mrgreen:

Beers on the house :cheers:

Grasshopper on the rocks! plz :)

I'll have a, what is it, Irish coffee? It is the am here after all

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Just give me an entire bottle of Jameson Irish Whisky. I might share if I feel generous

bump the old thread
thats an excellent idea :D

gimme a moment to find it

Good call



It's whiskey! :evil: lol

I'll take a pint, please. Got any change for the jukebox?

>>>>>slowly sidles up beside her and says...."hey hun, nice to see you, buy you a beer?"

The Jameson company does spell it whiskEY. However it can be written either way. whisky, with no E, is the usual Scottish spelling. I do know my whisky/whiskey! Which ever way you spell it, I love drinking it. LOL

Gimme a beer, what's the beer of the week?

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aye, but it's irish.. so it's whiskey!!! :-P

:cheers:

:twisted: Not often the landlord is in bed at 11:10pm :shock:

Still, service is now resumed and functioning as normal (or as normal as things can be when you're serving drinks in a virtual bar :wtf: ).

Think we're going to have to order extra ice during this weather.

:twisted:You want the bottle sized shot glass to go with that?

I might get pissed, but I still play by the forum rules :mrgreen:

Damn, have you been locked in this bar all this time? :yikes:
Welcome back to the land of the loafing :up:



Three things we don't talk about in this bar.
Reoligion.
Politics.
Spelling nistakes.

:p

hey, everybody! i'd like to drink iced baileys :D

nice boozer you have here, landlord
a pint of scrumpy, please and one for yourself.

:twisted: If I might make a recomendation.............

We take a tall glass.

A little ice in the bottom.

Fill 4 5ths with Baileys.

Add two large scoops of vanilla ice cream.

Add a cadburys flake and some chockie sprinkles.

Add two cherries (soaked in brandy).


Then we dump the whole damn thing into a half keg of cider and serve with a ladle.

Very cooling on a hot day.


Thank thee kindly :mrgreen:

:cheers:

NEIL GIMME BEER NOW
I WANT HARD LIQURE AND JACK
.... AND A POP-TART

:twisted: Chris, the only alcohol you will ever be served in this bar is a Duke Of Clarence :p

As for the pop tart, how about Britney Spears? :mrgreen:

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;570860]:twisted: If I might make a recomendation.............

We take a tall glass.
yes
A little ice in the bottom.
yes
Fill 4 5ths with Baileys.
yes
Add two large scoops of vanilla ice cream.
yes
Add a cadburys flake and some chockie sprinkles.
not sure
Add two cherries (soaked in brandy).
yes

Then we dump the whole damn thing into a half keg of cider and serve with a ladle.
oh no ...

Very cooling on a hot day.
:D:D:D
oooh ... can't wait to have a sip of it :mrgreen: :cheers:

:twisted: A step too far huh? :?

I just don't see the "kick" without the half keg.

Can I get my beer of the week now? I've been waiting at the end of the bar for yonks now :)

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Looks like he's struggling on his own. Perhaps an extra pair of hands are needed behind the bar. Maybe a leggy blonde with a nice pair ;)

A nice Pair of ???? What kind of bar is this!!!!

...

You don't put ice in beer.

:shock:

:twisted: One pint of Yonks coming up.
We don't get much call for that beverage :bleh:



OK, so that's someone with a pair of hands, legs, hair, and fruit.
I'll see what I can do.

A question that is better left unasked :bleh:

It's ever since Magners and Bulmers, now they'll put ice in anything.

Someone asked me for ice in a glass of water once.

FFS? Drinking water? :nuts:

:twisted: hmmm, leggy (4 of them).
Not a blonde, but has a massive pear.

Good enough?



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Lol!

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perfect.



It's ever since Magners and Bulmers, now they'll put ice in anything.

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A clever marketing gimmick which fooled me for a while until the penny dropped and I realise that not only was my "pint" of cider in fact half water, I was also ending the evening quite sober!
I'll have a Magners please, no ice. And one for your new barmaid.

And a packet of cheese and onion crisps, please.

:twisted: An unexcusable state of events.

There you go.

She said woof BTW.

Gotta be salt and vinegar

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:twisted: *throws a pick of salt and vinegar into a half keg of cider, and a pack of cheese and onion into another*

Knock yourselves out :mrgreen:

Maybe this is just a cultural thing, but I don't find asking for ice in your water to be unusual at all.

And don't drink cider. It's unusual for people to drink cider in Canada... even more unusual to put ice in any beer.

Than again, in the UK they apparently prefer beer warm...

.... And they STILL have a Queen? :facepalm:

:twisted: I find drinking water when there's beer to be had most unusual :nuts:

As for the cider, things need to change for the good of your country.
The drink of the gods :cheers:
Especially on a hot day.

As for the ice in the beer, it's a bit of a mystery to me too that one.
Blame it on Bulmers and Magners. :shrug:



I hope whoever told you that bought you dinner before pulling your todger :lmao:


Not sure what that's got to do with anything :bleh:, but yes, we still have a Queen. :yep:
In fact, Canada still has the very same Queen :mrgreen:

That's coming awfully close to politics though, and check the thread for stuff not discussed in the pub :wink:

I'm feeling a bit posh, pimms and lemonade please and some nuts (!)

:twisted: Pimms, lemonade, and all the nuts you can handle :lol:

Im druuuunk. thanks for the shot of whisky ya gave me in private Neil

O now I see what u mean...

It's available, just not very popular from what I can tell.

Relax, I'm just pulling your chain. ;)

However I have no clue what a trodger is.

And to me the Royal Family is just a bunch of rich people that the public still care about for some strange reason, but you're right that's politics...

Back on topic, it's not my favorite, I'll have some wife beater beer (Stella)... Just so I can call it wife beater beer.

I'll have a bottle of sav blanc please

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Champagne please.
Do you mind if I propose a toast to our wonderful Queen for 60 glorious years? :-)

YouTube Video

I need some strong pain relief please

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:twisted: I can do that.

Not in the slightest :cheers:

Does anyone know There'll Always Be An England?

Sex Pistols can do that.

I honestly can't believe that a dude from The Sex Pistols, prbably the worlds most famous punk band, can end up shilling butter :facepalm:

Real Antichrist that boy :nuts:

Anyway, the landlord will have a cold cider on a hot day :mrgreen:

oooohh ... i couldn't come in yesterday ... was busy with my birthday party ... but today i'm again in my favorite bar and i'll pay one beer for everyone who's still here :-D :cheers:

If you are still buying, I'll have a beer please.

i just found out im the antichrist. gimme beer

I'll have a water.... I'm saving my pennies ya know... 20 odd days till that Auction

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:twisted: So the function room wasn't good enough eh? :roll:

Never mind, we'll let you off this once.


Beer :cheers:

We'd never have guessed :bleh:

Stil no beer for you though :mrgreen:

Water?

Still, in a good cause if you're bidding on Meat goodies.

:cheers:

I'll buy you a beer, Wario.
And, if the kitty's run out, here is a fiver.

You risk getting barred doing that, he's underage in his local state where he's connecting to this virtual pub from :))

:twisted: Plus, he's bad enough sober.
I'd never want to see what a drunk Wario would be like :shock:

Hrm... Could have sworn I was in post your thoughts thread, can a mod move the above post please?

While I'm here I'll stay hydrated with a nice ( & cheap) ice water. Thanks!

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Yes, I didn't see the point in breaking a window to get out, when faced with several years worth of alcomohol and crisps. Now, can I follow up with a pint that contains a shot of vodka, please. ;)

Only if it's cold. :|

:twisted: Why's the rum gone? :shock:

ahhhhh, that makes sense.
Thought you were just having a rant to the barman.
I get that now and again in this job :wink:

I'm moved the post and here's your (I can't get used to saying this :wtf: ) water.


An excellent point :hic:

Thanks! Now I don't even have the Wednesday off! Cricket training! Pre-season!

I might need a stronger drink.... I'll have a milk thanks :D

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what a hard day ... so i'm very thirsty ...
i'd like to drink martini royale please :yay:

any Poitín?

:twisted: We'll have you on Diet Coke by the end of the month at this rate :mrgreen:


One or two olives in that?

Anything that exists in the physical world, or anything your mind wishes to create, we stock (and drink :hic: ) it all :up:

Ha ha

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I don't suppose the establishment stretches to a chocolate milkshake?

On Friday I can have a Jameson :D

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[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;571159]

One or two olives in that?
two please :D
and some crackers?? - thank you

:twisted: Will that be with or without the Jager bomb?


I'll put it in my diary :mrgreen:

[QUOTE=ninja;571191]Crackers and nuts.
Two things this forum is far from short of :nuts:

I will definitely have one of those with you

Without, for now. But if you'd like to add a little Baileys...


:lmao:

:twisted: I can do that, oh no, I can do that.

Come to think of it, it sounds like that dude can't make his mind up :wtf:

Still, line em up :cheers:

*lost. Better double the liqueur. :D And have one yourself while you're at it.

need a healthy drink today ...
what about basil smash???
with lots of strawberries on top???

:twisted: Double, my secoind favorite word (triple trumps double :mrgreen: )

Can't I at least throw an Aftershock in that? :shrug:

Can't I at least throw an Aftershock in that? :shrug:[/QUOTE]

not today :roll:

Done! :D

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what measures are you using?

:twisted: Fingers or splashes mostly :mrgreen:

Hey hey... Tomorrow is Friday :D

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:twisted: Weekend is nearly here.
Bar fully stocked up and got some music acts booked.

Some bloke called John Govey (or something like that, it was a bad phone connection) is on Saturday night :shrug:

He's supposed to be very good.
He must have worked in HMV before he started gigging because he said he's sold millions of albums.

I've no idea who that is lol

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OMG IT'S PAY DAY! LOAD ME UP WITH A JAMESON & COKE $$$

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:twisted: Coming right up :mrgreen:

The only thing you should add to Jameson is another one!!!

friday night :D
cocktail of the day :D

Shot of wild turkey American honey please

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TVR for me please!
I'ma gonna BUZZ!

Hey bartender. Make mine a stiff one. Oh and a beer as well.

Saturday. Definitely time to crack a Woody. :D

Another once you get the other ;)

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Would you turn the jukebox on please?
I wanna rock!
And a cloudy cyder please.

:twisted: Think i'll print that odd and put it above the bar :mrgreen:

Let me just go and get a fresh welly. :bleh:

Shot?
You mean, bottle? :hic:

TV whatnow? :shrug:

I know that song :elwood:

Not in here you don't :bleh:

Done the first, here's the other.

OK, but that John Whatisface said he'll be starting soon.

Large whisky, diet coke, little bit of ice in a lead crystal highball please

i'll have what he's having

My legs hurt, I need another

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good job I'm pouring my own, service is shite here!!!!!!

Tres Rios Tequila - Anejo, please. With lime. No salt necessary

Tequila shot please.... And then another

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:twisted: Breaking out the lead crystal.
If you look over in the corner there, there's a bloke who can ingrave the Monstro coat of arms on it for you :up:

But talking whiskey, I was watching a program last night, and someone ordered a 30 year old scotch WITH ICE :facepalm:

That's a barable offence in this establishment.


The long wait, or the drink? :lol:

Same drink, same glass, you know where the engraving dude is :up:

You need another leg? :wtf:
OK, i've got a friend of a friend in the Russian mafia who do black market body parts, but mama always told me that products from the black market body part Russian mafia are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

Usually gangrene :bleh:

I will be more than happy to set up a paypal account for the Bat & Bellfry, and if you would all like to pay me for the virtual drinks I sell, and the wit, wisdom, and insight I provide free of charge, like the virtual nuts that you don't see on the non existant virtual bar, i'll be do this job full time.
Until then, you can wait for your non existant toxicants ::p

Coming right up.
BTW, with or w/out the worm?

Well well well, that's a turn up for the books. I've just come out of the gents and then seen evil ernie walk into the ladies.

Without the worm thank-you.

:twisted: An excellent choice.

The only worms I like are the electronic ones that try to kill each other in that game.
Forget the name of it :bleh:

according to the local newspaper someone found bottles of champagne on the seabed, sunken since 18xx ... so these bottles are older than 200 years ...
i'd like to have one of these bottles please ... must be an excellent drink ...

:twisted: Scoobie's going in.



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[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;571565]:twisted: Scoobie's going in.

can't wait for it :D:D:D