Insult the person above you
 

Inspired by the "Periodic table of swearing" thread, and this youtube video in particular, here's a thread for you to really tell posters what you think of them :-) (or just make something up).

YouTube Video

So, insult the person above you, starting with me :-)

your avatar makes you look fat

No matter how ugly it is, your avatar could never do you justice.

your a monkey face'd zebra

Tosspot

you smell

You're a sausage muncher :))

You are a knob jockey.

You're a soft southern Essex girl.

HF ! Now that is a real insult, you love a good fisting !

Try to keep the insults fairly family friendly please ;-)


You have the full Barry Manilow back catalogue and are a fully paid up founding member of his fan club.

Your face resembles your avatar. But from behind.

Your avatar is a self portrait !

Yours resulted in a court order in which you have to stay at least 25 miles away from Meat Loaf.

Ok, sorry it was the soft Southern Essex girl insult, i mean that was traumatising;) LOL...I am now on the phone with the Samaritans !:shock:

You starred as a zombie in Land of the Dead with no make up on !

It is. I'm quite the artist.

Were you standing in a hole or are you really 4-foot nothing?

I am a hobbit;)

You have severe halitosis i can smell you from here !

You make me wanna burn things :devil:

snot-nosed little backpack sniffer

Stupid puke face big butt dirty rotten piece of crap mod :kickass:

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eyebrow-twitching butt-licking backpack-sniffing meat loaf-miming son of a motherless goat

Stupid, gutless excuse for a man who is covered in dog poop and smells like old socks worn by a decaying mummy from Japan.

:twisted: Where do I begin? :panic:

when he/she was born, they kept the after birth and threw away the baby


Sorry I dont mean it, im just playing along

Potatoman, everyone who replies to this thread obviosuly has a sens eof humor. we all can take a good insult :cool:

So the fact you replied means you have a sense of humor too. So:


You look stupid in that speedo.

and your sick for thinkin of me in speedos,


And for that, im glad you farted because is takes the smell away from your breath :P

You look like a bread stick drenched in tomato sauce

You make a 2 year old look like a genius !

Is the same height as a fully grown garden gnome

Your hair Boobs look fake :))

It's "you're" not "your" you cretin. I'd go on but it'd be wasted on someone with the intellect of a potato.

Sheep Butt Oxe

Is that dense he should be from Liverpool.

You couldn't insult the skin off a rice pudding.

Are you really that fukking thick or is it an act ? LOL...

"24" is obviously your IQ

You smell like sweetcorn. :eyebrows:

Its not just your shit that stinks !

wouldnt that be crétin??

Is so fukking stupid he could be a Fox News presenter. It's wouldn't NOT wouldnt and cretin is spelt correctly in the English form of the word.

Is an even bigger tit than half of his avatar

has bad grammar and looks like an aroused Ostridge

Probably shoves his polls up his arse first as they're nearly always full of shit.

had a Vigia

felches squirrels

name is not only pudding, be he is a bleedin puddin

Wants to get inside pudding

was fired from his job on the meat counter at Asda for putting his dick in the bacon slicer. The bacon slicer was also given the sack.

Was fired from his job as a circumcisor. He also got the sack.

(Just robbed that joke for my facebook status!)

Was so ugly as a child, his parents had to tie a pork chop round his neck just so that the dog would play with him

Sings like a Penguin :))

threw a tantrum at recess one day because he got the same sandwiches for a whole week. Thing is, he makes his own sandwiches...

Nice face...but what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?

Has man tits bigger than the ones in their avatar...are they hypnotic as well ?

Loves nature, despite what it did to her

Destined to rise no higher than "Do you want fries with that?"

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They will be the only tits you will see, you couldn't get laid even with a paper bag over your head !

Falling into deep hypnosis now;) LOL...

GOT laid with a paper bag over her head!

Failed to lay 24K even with paper bags over both of their heads.

preferred not to pull a paper bag over the sheep's head

:twisted: Had the sheep begging him for it.


The bag, that is :bleh:

had to beg the sheep for it


not the bag, that is :bleh:

:twisted: Had to tie toys to it and dangle them round a bit to even get the sheep interested :yep:

had to dangle toys off it to get himself interested

:twisted: Asked to borrow those toys when I was quite finished :shock: :wtf:

agreed!

:twisted: That one took you some time RJ :p (first time anyone's ever said that to him :lmao: )

TPAM dangled those toys for the sheep, bringing us back in time by about 4/5 posts :yikes:

Is having wool grafted into his skin to make himself more attractive to sheep.

doesnt need to do that, he's attractive enough to sheep

Knows this from experience as he is in fact a post-op trans-species ex-sheep.

Is a shandy swilling Southern jessie who gets pissed and dribbles down his chin (although that could be from blowing jelly babies) when sniffing wine gums.

Is proof that pregnancy is possible from anal sex.

Has a small dick

Wishes Daveake had a bigger dick so it could squeeze between the butt cheeks of his lardy arse when fantasizing about Daveake in the shower.

Is afraid to come out of the closet so his avatar reflects the image he wants to be attracted to.

Should have been swallowed.

Has swallowed

was the one getting swallowed by daveake

was jealous that he wasn't

2 grunts and 10 seconds later, and he has shot his load !

2 grunts from you is enough to put anyone off

Is so ugly that the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

Which is a procedure I've since named 'Touching a Pudding'

Is it in ? ! Are words you hear all the time from the ladies, i mean sheep you shag !

Not a problem you have as everything gets sucked in

You shouldn't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on its own.

Whereas yours is too thick to escape

And you are as thick as shit, which is what you spew everytime you post.

Who knew that being insulted could be so much fun, b@stards;) LOL...

Failed to get into Lord Of The Rings as a Hobbit.



Though she did get into the short list.

LOL....

Necrophilia gives him a hard on !

Only person who manages to lower the tone of even this thread.

No, wait, that's a compliment ...

Once spent a night with Wario.

In his backpack.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Offered Wario a blow job for his backpack and Wario accepted, 2 for 1 special offer on insults ;) LOL..

Taught Baldrick everything he knows

Think dialing *69 is great phone sex

My phone is so sexy I don't need to dial anything.

Knows the dictionary back to front.

teh same can be said about him but replace Dictionary with "Male body"

Can't believe his mother chose him over having a period.