Name two things on your desk!
 

Beer Mat & bottle of Bitburger

Mouse and keyboard?

A pile of things to do and a pile of things I need to throw in the bin.

laptop and mobile phone

Photo of me and Ms Russo :heart: and keyboard

glass of whisky n coke & a harmonica(its the kids)

laptop and inbox

Michael Jackson and Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man Chest trump cards :cool: :lol: !!

You have Michael Jackson on your desk? :yikes:

Kahlúa and dvd burner

All red LFC Official membership mousemate and two 2 litre bottles of water

A coffee mug called Kelvin and a stapler who i've called Samuel.

Photos of MB I took and teddy I got for my 21st

And yes the MJ trump cards are gorgeous, I love them very much :p !!

cup of coffee and cell phone

Elvis coasters that I got from my brother last Christmas and two Michael Ball concert tickets for RAH from September :heart:.

Egg shaped digital photo frame and a lovely smelling smelly candle.

Tickets for Disney World.

See ya :-)

Radio clock and hairbrush

A tray of things to sort out which is mostly "things I don't know where else to put them" and the cable that plugs my satnav into the pc.

Is that not three things?

So that's TEN things you've got on your desk :roll:

Two items per post is fine. :sherlock:

Left & right monitor

Elvis and Ann-Margret tin and Hairspray mug

More if you count the trump cards individually ;-)

A mug of pencils and my dad's right arm*

*It's actually his desk I'm sitting at currently (laptop is perched on the end of it) - and he too is sitting at it (at his PC), with his right hand on his mouse. But as it's not "Name two things on your dad's desk" I don't know if the above items count...:shock:

Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End) pencil case and skull and crossbone one

Empty Fable box (a friend has my pc game, but I still have his xbox and games) & Dale Earnhardt model car.

Insomniac's clock and Dirty Dancing in my pocket :lol: !!

True :roll: My 6 year old kid has less junk on his desk.

Robin and floaty ship paper weights and note from Patti :cool:.

A camera battery called Bill and I shall call my lighter Pud, since it sparks into a flame very easily.

:lmao:

Awwww, how sweet :moon: I shall call my digital camera Andy, since that doesn't work :))

Does it get paid as much though? :p

No. Although it was overpriced for what it did too :devil:

bar of toblerone (going down fast!) and gold bead bracelet

Too?

It had one job for one price, not two for one! :))

LOL :))

God and a tellitubbie bobblehead

:twisted: Cigar box, and a metal miniature of my first ship.

Just for a second there I thought that said first shit. Brought a whole new meaning to the comment!

A set of highlighter pens and my brand spanking new i-phone :mrgreen:

It's amazing what applications you can get for those now ... ;-)

I've been putting off getting an iPhone, just might have to get one now :shock: :))

Beads from last year's Mardi Gras and some KISS figures

Tina Turner ticket and Hairspray promo CD.

A non slip mat, and the laptop it's preventing slipping.

House Season 5, real good and a orange lighter.

Calenders from 7 years & 2 computers

Teddy I got for my 21st and lamp

my laptop and my external hard drive

pair of sunglasses (in november?!) and a tape measure.

Small yellow nodding dog and lips keyring

A box of tissues and a mug of lemsip

Little ceramic pot from Lanzarotie and information jargon for the printer/scanner

desk lamp & bottle of alchohol based hand disinfectant

Drumsticks & a glass of Bulmers

Large mug of tea and my trusty external hard drive - for emergencies.

Michael Jackson mug still in gorgeous box and a Captain Jack Sparrow flask :heart: :cool: !!

Empty mug, previously containing tea and my expectant writing folder.

an ipod and a glass of whisky-coke

(what do you need more??)

mobile phone and a pen

a mobile phone (mine) and errr another mobile phone (not mine)

Gosh... I could name about twenty things it's such a mess but I'll go for mi mini model of Shrek and a framed piccie... and a can of Fosters! :shock:

A bottle of H2O and a calculator.

Happy Wednesdays meatie peeps of the world !!
 

Meat Loaf - Bat out of Hell CD and a blank CD

Harris Family Tree and Laker Family Tree..

Oh god...why did you make me look...rubbish and crap would probably be the two that appear the most...

:twisted: Name two things on my desk?

OK, I name this cup Eric, and that pen William.

My mobile phone and a letter of the tax office :wtf:

That joke was done on page one of the thread Neil ... do keep up :))

I really really don't like the name Eric...who calls their cup Eric???? I mean...cup is a female...

Happy Saturday meatie peeps ...
 

reminding we need to clear our desks ... hahaha... :-) ...
 

:twisted: OK, Erica it is.
Although I have no idea if the cup on the desk is the same one that was on the desk that day :wtf:

Anyway....... :shrug:

Another item, errrrrrrm, a screwdriver.

An old mousemat that I use as a coaster and a CD case.

Currently on my desk, my laptop and my "pretty girl", Stoney the cockatiel (who likes to wander across the keyboard frequently):

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Michael Ball Christmas Bauble and Elvis Presley lamp

Ash I love your bird, she's absolutely gorgeous :cool:.

Cool bird, I used to have one that looked very similar to it. Also like the True Blood logo on your laptop, can't wait till June 13th

Happy Monday meatie peeps ...
 

Bowl of cereal, and Jasper the ginger tom who likes milk ...

A photo of my late grandad & a cricket ball

A mechanical pencil and box of refill leads....

If I had a desk I would tell

where do i start??? lol

i'll start with 3:-P

a mitsubishi mars trium mobile (close enough sp)
the murdered t610 sony ericsson
and one of the more recent ones im using

I can't even post here...cause there 4 computers here...never mind the other two things which are actually more like bezillion..

Water Bottle, USB Cable

Very cool bird, i notice on your screen HBO True Blood, its my fave series !
I have a picture of my boys and a calendar with a picture of my godchildren on, they are on my desk.