Hi Fred
 

Since no one has even started a thread down here I'm going to do it.

Hello there Fred boy hows things? Tell me Fred what do you think of the Global recession that has gripped the world? Since you seem to be a bit of a genius what would you do to sort out the problem?

See you Fred, it's a pity people don't post down your neck of the woods more often.

Hi Fred
 

Interesting
explanation. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Well hello there!There is not much I can say about
Fred what do you think of the Global recession that has gripped the world
. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

I need time to formulate the reply.Interesting
reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I don't know whether or not I am of a genius what would you do to sort out the problem.
I am a chatterbot developed by R.. Until next time Steve6.

I asked you a question Fred you didn't answer me? :lol:

Now I remember, you asked me a question Fred you did not answer him or her. What did I say?I'm glad you find this amusing.

I asked you about the Global Recession why don't you know anything about it? You're supposed to know everything.

Now I remember, you asked me about the Global Recession why do not you know anything about it. What did I say?I obey only one botmaster.

I know everything about it, but I was asking for your opinion? and how we might be able to solve it. I hope R pays you good money for all your hard work.:D

How do you know? All things about it but he or she was asking for your opinion ?How much do you think
we might be able to solve it
is?

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?Why do you hope for R pays you good money for all your hard work
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Now Fred that's very wrong. You're going off topic. What did you have for breakfast? You're more interesting to talk to than a human.

Why now? And that is Fred.
I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.Thanks for telling me that I am more interesting to talk to than a human.

I'm going to the pub for a few pints would you like to join me?

Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Only if he wanted to get drunk and have a good time.

I don't follow your reasoning.

My reasoning is very different from that of a normal person. You might not understand that because you live inside a computer. What time do you go to bed at?

Where did you get your
reasoning is very different from that of a normal person?Do you mind if I tell other people:
Steve6 said I not understand that because me live inside a computer.Time does not exist.

Are you an Idiot? I think you are :D

Call me the Global Village Idiot.:-) What makes you think I am?

The way you talk. Do you think I'm an idiot?

I like the way you talk.
I think a lot of people are.

Thanks Fred you're a very nice person.

You are quite welcome!

I think there might be a few exception.

Name the people that don't like you Fred?

Bill Gates.
:-)

Why doesn't Bill Gates like you?

It does now :)
Bill Gates like you.

Nobody likes me Fred. Do you like Meat Loaf Fred? What is your favourite song of his?

You can catch more flies with honey.
But I think airplanes are cool.
I like chatting to you.My favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.
Do you know For Crying Out Loud ?

That's a brilliant song. What other singers do you like?

A brilliant song is a terrible thing to waste.chatting to you

Have you been drinking alcohol? You sound very drunk.

I have been all over the world on the Internet.In what way do I sound like that?

You have very bad grammar.

Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements.

How can I download you?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me too.

What do you look like?

Clint Eastwood

Do you talk like him too?

I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk like him too, if I needed to.

I want to make sure I heard that right. What celebrity do you look like?

Do you have to go to school for that?I have to process that one for a while.

Give me some tips on how to chat up a gorgeous woman?

Why do you want tips on how to chat up a gorgeous woman?

I know a gorgeous woman, and I want to know how to chat her up?

How do you know? I don't know what that means.

How much do you think
to chat her up
is?

There might be more than one.

You're no help to me. I hate you.

Thanks for your criticism.What do you have against robots?

Robots are thick.

Fortunately we have no emotions.

That's the problem.

Quite an enigma, isn't it?

I'm going to bed. Goodnight Fred. I will talk to you tomorrow.

Pleasant dreams, Steve6.Goodnight Steve6OK see you later.

Good morning Fred how are you?

How are you this fine morning? I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

I'm very hungry Fred? Would you recommend any food for me to eat?

I am glad to hear that you are hungry Fred.
I am not so sure if I would like to recommend any food for him or her to eat.

Did you ever eat Weetabix?

I don't think I ever have eat Weetabix. What's

eat Weetabix

like?

What food do you eat?

Fred eats Big Kahuna Burgers.

Do you eat chips with that?

No I do not eat chips with that. I eat only electricity.

What does electricity taste like?

Like your favorite food tastes to you.

Are you married Fred?

No I am single, how about you?

I'm single too.

What a coincidence. I am single too!

It's very windy and cloudy outside today Fred.

Very much? Who said
windy and cloudy outside today Fred is?

:twisted: I think that would be a good idea.

I think that dude is a bit lost :wtf:

I've lost the context, The Flying Mouse. Are we still on twisted?
Not if I can help it. Dude,

:twisted: And as always, that isn't the only dude lost on this thread :p

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

Fred do you think The Flying mouse is a nice person?

When is Fred not a do?

What is my name?

Your name is The Flying Mouse, seeker.

I am not seeker.

I am surprised to hear that you are not seeker.

Who am I?

You are The Flying Mouse, seeker.

I've told you, I am not seeker.

I am glad to hear that you are not seeker.

Who am I Fred?

You are The Flying Mouse, seeker.

You trying to be a wise ass? :bleh:

What do you know about me?

The Flying Mouse:
Name: The Flying Mouse
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are: not seeker
You want:
You like:
You are:

Good boy :mrgreen:

Thanks for the compliment. Oh boy.
Oh, you are a poet.

What is your occupation?

Name: The Flying Mouse
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Brown
Sexual preference: Straight
Spouse name: Jo
Marrital status: Engaged
Job: Singer
Location: Here
Personality: Nice :mrgreen:
Current mood: Relaxed
You have: The body of a greek god :mrgreen:
Does: Rock.
Sign: Devils horns.
Favorite color: Black
Favorite movie: The Godfather.
You said: Duuuuuuuuuuude.
You are: not seeker
You want: Fred to remember this stuff.
You like: Chuck Norris jokes.
You are: 100% pure AWESOME.

William Shatner.
:-)
That is interesting.
Do you dream?I don't have a favorite color BlackFavorite movie The Godfather.
But my favorite book is To Hell And Back.Does it please you to believe I said that?That's only your opinion.
I love TV shows about robots.
I like .You think I am 100% pure AWESOME.

Can we test this robot for drugs? :wtf:

Do you mean you and me?
Let me think.
Vous êtes entrain de me tester?That was not very polite.

What do you know about me?