The longest thread
 

99999 bottles of beer on the wall
99999 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99998 bottles of beer on the wall

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99998 bottles of beer on the wall
99998 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99997 bottles of beer on the wall

99997 bottles of beer on the wall
99997 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99996 bottles of beer on the wall

99996 bottles of beer on the wall
99996 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99995 bottles of beer on the wall

99995 bottles of beer on the wall
99995 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99994 bottles of beer on the wall

99994 bottles of beer on the wall
99994 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99993 bottles of beer on the wall

99993 bottles of beer on the wall
99993 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99992 bottles of beer on the wall

99992 bottles of beer on the wall
99992 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99991 bottles of beer on the wall

99991 bottles of beer on the wall
99991 bottles of beer on the wall
cheers

99000 bottles of beer on the wall

99990 bottles of beer on the wall
99990 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99989 bottles of beer on the wall

99989 bottles of beer on the wall
99989 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99988 bottles of beer on the wall

*sigh*

99988 bottles of beer on the wall
99988 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99987 bottles of beer on the wall

99987 bottles of beer on the wall
99987 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99986 bottles of beer on the wall

99986 bottles of beer on the wall
99986 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99985 bottles of beer on the wall

99985 bottles of beer on the wall
99985 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99984 bottles of beer on the wall

99984 bottles of beer on the wall
99984 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99983 bottles of beer on the wall

(insanity rules)

99983 bottles of beer on the wall
99983 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99982 bottles of beer on the wall

99982 bottles of beer on the wall
99982 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99981 bottles of beer on the wall

this threads been hijacked

2 bottles of beer on the wall
2 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it arround
1 bottle of beer on the wall

(you can have the rest back for a fee)

99981 bottles of beer on the wall
99981 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99980 bottles of beer on the wall

you don't seem to understand how hijackings work!!!!!

We sent in the SAS, blew the shit outta the hijacker...


99980 bottles of beer on the wall
99980 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99979 bottles of beer on the wall

i like beer

99979 bottles of beer on the wall
99979 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99978 bottles of beer on the wall

Well, I suppose we could have gone backwards...would have been much longer thread too

can i have the bottles?

I meant forward...it's been a long day...

that wasnt the anwser id hoped for

According to BrainOfShame.com it tells you how to hijack a thread.

If you have 10,000 bottles of beer on a wall, then a) that's a long frigging wall and b) why pass one bottle around, why not have one each?

Pud :twisted:

according to www.you'readick.com, it tell you you're a dick. apparantley

You're not being truthful now are you? ;)

Pud :twisted:

99978 bottles of beer on the wall
99978 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99977 bottles of beer on the wall

99977 bottles of beer on the wall
99977 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99976 bottles of beer on the wall

99976 bottles of beer on the wall
99976 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99975 bottles of beer on the wall

99975 bottles of beer on the wall
99975 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99974 bottles of beer on the wall

99974 bottles of beer on the wall
99974 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down, pass it around
99973 bottles of beer on the wall

:twisted: *cough cough* :bleh:


BURP!!!!!!!!!!



Sorry folks, all the beer is gone, and i'm feeeeeeeeeeeeeelin' good :mrgreen:

99974 bottles of beer on the wall
99974 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down .... mmmh ... tasty
take another one down .... :burp:
99972 bottles of beer on the wall

while number_of_beers > 0 do begin

writeln(inttostr(number_of_beers) + " bottles of beer on the wall");
dec(number_of_beers);
writeln("Hic!!");

end;

writeln("Bye bye silly pointless thread!");

// Dave :twisted:

I think you were ment to change the 4 for a 3 ;) LOL

99972 bottles of beer on the wall
99972 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down 99971 bottles of beer on the wall

99971 bottles of beer on the wall
99971 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down 99970 bottles of beer on the wall

Dave, start programming in Java already...whatever it is supposed to be up there (C???) is unseemly (LOL for those that don't get my sense of humor)

99970 bottles of beer on the wall
99970 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down
99969 bottles of beer on the wall

99973 - 2 = 99972 ?

*gets calculator*

I see no C ... I only see Pascal. And I don't drink coffee.

Dave

Welcome to the Neighbourhood Pascal :wave:

99969 bottles of beer on the wall
99969 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down
99968 bottles of beer on the wall

99968 bottles of beer on the wall
99968 bottles of beer on the wall
take 99960 down
8 bottles of beer on the wall

:))

OOOOOOOOOHhh...Pascal...sorry...not THAT old...LOL...

99968 bottles of beer on the wall
99968 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down
99967 bottles of beer on the wall

99967 bottles of beer on the wall
99967 bottles of beer on the wall
take one down
99966 bottles of beer on the wall

Who screwed the lyrics up? The first two lines aren't repeated at all.

? bottles of beer on the wall
? bottles of beer
you take one down and pass it around
? bottles of beer on the wall

Pud :twisted:

Just for Pud lol

99966 bottles of beer on the wall
99966 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99965 bottles of beer on the wall

99965 bottles of beer on the wall
99965 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99964 bottles of beer on the wall

Pud, what's with a freaky avatar??? :shock:

99964 bottles of beer on the wall
99964 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99963 bottles of beer on the wall

Glad we have a stupid-drinking-songs expert around then :lmao:

although, to be mathematically correct, the lyrics would have to be:


? bottles of beer on the wall
? bottles of beer
you take one down and pass it around
?-1 bottles of beer on the wall

(aint a a smartass? :)))

99963 bottles of beer on the wall
99963 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99962 bottles of beer on the wall

2 beers in a row? No wonder you have problems getting dressed before the postman turns up ...

Dave :twisted:

:lmao:

99962 bottles of beer on the wall
99962 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99961 bottles of beer on the wall

99960 bears?? god help us! :panic:

At least it wasn't 99960 elephants ...

Dave

Dopey...they are on the wall...trophies...see?

99961 bottles of beer on the wall
99961 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99960 bottles of beer on the wall

Dopey is a dwarf, not a bear, and is one of 7 not 99960 :-)

Dave

or 99960 Luftballons :))

for you that's actually quite funny....guess it had to happen sooner or later lol

99960 Luftballons on the wall
99960 Luftballons
take one down, pass it around
99959 Luftballons on the wall

why would you pass a Luftballon around?

Because Michael said it's funny...he confused me...it's very easy to confuse me, you know...

Because it's easier than passing around elephants?

Dave

lots of bottles of beer on the wall
lots of bottles of beer

sorry I've lost count!

99959 bottles of beer on the wall
99959 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99958 bottles of beer on the wall

how can you turn a baloon into beer?


(I wanna know!!!!!!!!!)

R.'s apartment ...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...urbeerwall.jpg

99958 bottles of beer on the wall
99958 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99957 bottles of beer on the wall

Gimme another beer ...

this is more like it

99957 bottles of beer on the wall
99957 bottles of beer
buy a new six pack, put it up the wall
99963 bottles of beer on the wall

99956 bottles of beer on the wall
99956 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99955 bottles of beer on the wall

99997 bottles of beer on the wall
99997 bottles of beer
take one down, and enjoy it
99996 bottles of beer on the wall

what happened to those other 6?? :? :p

99955 bottles of beer on the wall
99955 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99954 bottles of beer on the wall

99954 bottles of beer on the wall
99954 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99953 bottles of beer on the wall....

....:hic: with all this talk of beer, I'm getting schickered. :hic::cheers:

... and on the cheap too. ;)

Sometimes perseverence amazes me to no end...

lol

99953 bottles of beer on the wall
99953 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
99952 bottles of beer on the wall

99952 bottles of beer on the wall
99952 bottles of beer
Take 99952 bottles of beer, store them in the wardrobe til christmas and realise that this would be a very difficult verse to sing
then take a sledgehammer to the wall

99952 bottles of beer on the wall
99952 bottles of beer
bring me a bible and a beer
99953 bottles of beer and 1 bible on the wall

99951 bottles of beer on the wall
99951 bottles of beer
Take 99950 bottles of beer

99959 bottles of beer on the wall
1 medium size nuke
No more stupid wall

Dave :twisted:

99950 bottles of beer on the wall
99950 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
99949 bottles of beer

then youve got 1

Good point.

What's the sell-by date on this beer?

Dave

:lock::lock::lock::lock::lock::lock::lock::lock::lock::lock::lock: :whistle:

99949 bottles of beer on the wall
99949 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
99948 bottles of beer

99948 bottles of beer on the wall
99948 bottles of beer
:beer:
99947 bottles of beer

99948 bottles of beer on the wall
99948 bottles of beer
take 75436 down, pess them around
24512 bottles of beer

what does pess mean?

cant tell you, family forum

:twisted: Unless you been putting the empties back on the wall, your math is incorrect :bleh:

We've now consumed 53 bottles of beer.


99947 bottles of beer on the wall
99947 bottles of beer
take one down, hiccup, burp, hug everyone you know, tell them in slurred words that you love them, eat a kebab, pass the beer around
99946 bottles of beer.

99946 bottles of beer on the wall
99946 bottles of beer
take one down, pass the beer around
99945 bottles of beer

Get a move on ... the world's about to end.

Dave

:twisted: Least we'll be pissed when it does :cheers:

99945 bottles of beer on the wall
99945 bottles of beer
take one down, pass the beer around
99944 bottles of beer

I'll stick with a program but I don't see a point of having so many bottles of beer and then taking only one at a time...OCD rules...geez...