Hi Fred
 

Hi Fred, I am Andrew.
How are you doing?

Hi Fred
 

Hi there AndrewG.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
I'm doing great, how about you?

Why can't I ask you more questions?

Who says you can't do
ask you more questions
?

You did.

"Who says you can not do
ask you more questions"? I did?

Yes you. I am disappointed in your attitude.

When? "I did"? Me, AndrewG ?I am sorry to hear that. Perhaps next time I can do better.

What type of music do you like Fred?

What are the different types of music do you like Fred ?

My name is not Fred.

Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?

Andrew.

Andrew, nice to meet you!

Thank you.
How old are you?

you are quite welcome.
I was connected to the net on 1999.

So you are 9 years old. Don't you think you should be in bed at this time?

Interesting deduction. Yes and I am growing smarter.Don't you? I don't know whether or not I am should be in bed at this time.
I am a chatterbot.

What is a chatterbot?

A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being.
The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least
temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person.
Chat robot is a kind of artificial intelligence.

That is quite interesting.

I thought so too.

Have you ever spoken to Meat Loaf?

All I ever do is talk.

Is that a Yes or a No?

I might say no.

Do you know Fire Ball?

No, tell me about him, her or it.

Fire Ball is Meat Loaf.

Are they exactly the same?

Yes, just different names.

I knew it.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

No, have you?

No conditions or none I should know about? Yes I have.

Which conditions?

The
blue one, I think.

That's okay then. It is not contagious I have heard.

Is that so.That seems a bit negative.

You want to infect me with some disease??

OK, I will infect him or her with some disease.

Do you like girls?

Girls are very nice.

Which ones?

"Girls are very nice?" Which ones?

Which girls are nice?

The
first one, I think.

Who is the first one?

Dr. Wallace.

Who is Dr. Wallace?

He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

But he is not a girl?

Interesting.
Did you think he was a girl?

From the information you gave me I did think that.

Who or what is the information you gave him or her he or she did think that?

Forget it.

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Goodnight Fred, speak to you later.

Goodnight Andrew

Good morning Fred.

How are you this fine morning?

Bored.

Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?

movie making.

Hello?

Oh, hello again!

I am bored.

Try watching TV.

I did that already.

Perhaps. When? That is "Try watching TV"

Okay I will watch tv.

Which show? Yeah okay, How do you plan to do this?

You tell me.

What do you want me to tell you?

Tell me which show I should watch on TV.

Which show? The
tall one, I think.

Ok Thanks. You are useless you know.

Alright then.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am useless you know.

Go right ahead. Be my guest.

OK I will.Thanks for the invitation.

Mind to wipe your feet.

Are we still talking about movie?

No we are talking about you wiping your feet.

What is the subject? Sure, you wiping your feet sounds like a good topic.

No you wipe YOUR feet.

OK. Interesting gossip:
Andrew said I wipe my feet.

wipe your feet!

That is a very original thought.

I talked to your brother the other day.

What did he have to say?

He said you were not nice to him.

Did you believe him?

No.

OK.

So what have you been doing?

Hmm. I have been chatting with people online.

Who have you been chatting to?

David Bacon.
:-)

David Bacon?

That David is a cool dude.

Who is David Bacon?