Now let me tell you a story............
 

In Issue No. 13 November 1999 of Rear View Mirror, I won a competition using song titles of Meats (totalling approximately 63 ) to tell a story. If you can carry this on who knows where it will end :arrow: it went as follows:-

Once upon a time, JESSICA WHITE, JIMMY BELL, MARTHA, and PRISCILLA, decided to spend one last summer together before going to college. OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING exclaimed JESSICA as SHE WAITS BY THE WINDOW. This is SUNSHINE (WHERE'S HEAVEN)? Hello said JIMMY our HEARTS ON FIRE, LADY BE MINE said a MASCULINE JIMMY. KISS ME AGAIN your such a SPECIAL GIRL. JIMMY added I'll take you to the PROMISED LAND where we can be TOGETHER. YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH replied JESSICA. MARTHA AND PRISCILLA werre STANDING ON THE OUTSIDE and MARTHA who had a BAD ATTITUDE called out EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED. Why should we be LEFT IN THE DARK? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD we want a PIECE OF THE ACTION, the WRITING IS ON THE WALL with that WOLF AT THE DOOR exclaimed MARTHA. PRISCILLA joined in and said JIMMY YOU NEVER CAN BE TOO SURE ABOUT THE GIRL and JESSICA replied WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. Anyway PRISCILLA said we're ALL REVVED UP WITH NO PLACE TO GO lets HAMMERDOWN and KEEP DRIVING to the MIDNIGHT AT THE LOST AND FOUND, we are going NOWHERE FAST said JESSICA. PRISCILLA looked and said OBJECTS IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR MAY APPEAR CLOSER THAN THEY ARE, lets go get some PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT and PEEL OUT begged JESSICA to JIMMY. As they cruised to RAZORS EDGE, RUNNING FOR THE RED LIGHT, this was where THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD. PRISCILLA screamed we're the STREET RATS and I think our SURFS UP. As they careered off the road like a BAT OUT OF HELL, MARTHA shouted I always told you I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T COME BACK and now your JUMPIN THE GUN,,, JIMMY. With hearts AS HEAVY AS JESUS they were told AMNESTY is granted, even though JIMMY was driving and a FALLEN ANGEL, and was GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER, the LOST BOYS AND GOLDEN GIRLS were told GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN(AND BAD BOYS GO EVERYWHERE). Hey said JESSICA, HEAVEN CAN WAIT, IF THIS IS THE LAST KISS, KISS ME AGAIN. We've just committed the ORIGINAL SIN IN THE PRESENCE OF THE LORD, but now we will be together WHERE ANGELS SING said PRISCILLA . As the chevvy was BURNING DOWN we had finally come together,, KEEPER KEEP US as ROCK AND ROLL MERCENARIES said MARTHA. The WRITING ON THE WALL was always there and we always had to have a PIECE OF THE ACTION, now READ EM AND WEEP, then NOT A DRY EYE IN THE HOUSE, just LET IT BE, LIFE IS A LEMON and for only the PROMISED LAND you got MORE THAN YOU DESERVED.

I just hope I wrote this word perfect :!:

let me tell you a story
 

Come upon pretty please someone make a comment - even a derisory ones better than none at all :lol:

Corny Rating - 100%

Seriously its good. Cant believe you done that using Meat Song Titles must have took ages. Its great.No surprise you won

Great, Dottie!
By the way, what did you win?

Mariella

well done Dottie!

This is fabulous, outstanding. What a big effort :D

Great Dottie :D i enjoyed that.

Dottie - crackin hun..you clever sod... :P :P :P

Heat
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Story Tellers c.d. love it

Um I know - Oh my head cann't get in the door - just had a e-mail from Diane to say I've one again in the meatie competition - Oh my maybe I'm going to win the lottery this week :lol:

Thanks Bren

Thanks Bart

Thanks guppie

jc thanks

:twisted: Well done Dottie,that must have taken ages 8O .
You've won again,I don't know,some people have all the luck :lol: .
BTW Having this topic brought to Gereral Messages seems to have worked :wink: .

:twisted: Hang on,I wrote this in General Messages and now i'm in off topic 8O .
What gives?

:twisted: I'm sure I wrote the first post in General Messages :? .
This thread isn't there now,don't tell me i'm going senile already 8O .

Amazing story. Great thinking.

I think it has been moved back. Because this isn't official a general message but more an offtopic story.

Does this mean i'm sane :mrgreen: .

Sane and Flying Mouse in the same sentance??????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




Heat :twisted:
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Ask R., he has sometimes strange posts, so he can probably tell you if you're sane. :lol:

Mousie asking R whether he is sane or not? Talk about the blind leading the blind!!!!!!

(PS I thought insanity was a prerequisite (look Look - putting in long words now) for this board. Does this mean I went round the bend for nothign!!)

I don't think so :twisted: :lol:

Thank you! You lovely people for commenting on my topic - now all I need is for someone to further it or maybe start a new story with CHSIB - I will try and put and something together myself - don't won't to hog the lime light :lol: I posted this so that the topic wouldn't slip down the page into obscurity :lol:

Now let me tell you a story............
 

Gotta keep this topic up there somewhere - hope I don't get told off for doing this :oops:

Up we go again :D

I want to tell you a story......
 

Move it on up again :lol:

Wanted to tell everyone I was listening to Andre Rieu, on Dutch tv, while waiting for Meat. Well, when Meat finally does sing it will only make me appriciate it even more!
Just thought I might as well tell it here :lol:

Mariella

Move it on up (isn't that the tittle of a song too?)

Yep, is a song. Moving on up. I don't like André Rieu :cry:

Who's Andre Rieu????????



Heat
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now let me tell you a story.....
 

MAN OF STEEL

The MAN OF STEEL became despondent with the MERCURY BLUES, I TESTIFY, BECAUSE OF YOU who TEAR ME DOWN. YOUR'RE RIGHT I WAS WRONG and I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER, but why ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? Many words were left UNSAID, so Just DO IT. Don't think DID I SAY THAT? Please I LOVE YOU ALOUD and we were FOREVER YOUNG.

How's That :!: :roll:

One step at a time - up, up and away :lol:

Get it up, Get it on up

Move on up - Curtis Mayfield I think

Up, Up and Away

Spam Spamidy Spam Spam Spam :lol: Only Joking! :D

Re: now let me tell you a story.....
 

Now have I got your attention :!:

Its good :D

At last - thanks jc :D

Nice one dottie....the dotster does it again!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:



Heat
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Great Story Dots

Nice one Dottie! ihavent been about much last couple of days or would have replied sooner.

Thanks Heat - Happy now :) dotster like that name

Cheers Chris :)

Bren thanks a lot :)

Re: Now let me tell you a story............
 

[quote="dottie"]In Issue No. 13 November 1999 of Rear View Mirror, I won a competition using song titles of Meats (totalling approximately 63 ) to tell a story. If you can carry this on who knows where it will end :arrow: it went as follows:-

Once upon a time, JESSICA WHITE, JIMMY BELL, MARTHA, and PRISCILLA, decided to spend one last summer together before going to college. OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING exclaimed JESSICA as SHE WAITS BY THE WINDOW. This is SUNSHINE (WHERE'S HEAVEN)? Hello said JIMMY our HEARTS ON FIRE, LADY BE MINE said a MASCULINE JIMMY. KISS ME AGAIN your such a SPECIAL GIRL. JIMMY added I'll take you to the PROMISED LAND where we can be TOGETHER. YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH replied JESSICA. MARTHA AND PRISCILLA werre STANDING ON THE OUTSIDE and MARTHA who had a BAD ATTITUDE called out EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED. Why should we be LEFT IN THE DARK? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD we want a PIECE OF THE ACTION, the WRITING IS ON THE WALL with that WOLF AT THE DOOR exclaimed MARTHA. PRISCILLA joined in and said JIMMY YOU NEVER CAN BE TOO SURE ABOUT THE GIRL and JESSICA replied WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. Anyway PRISCILLA said we're ALL REVVED UP WITH NO PLACE TO GO lets HAMMERDOWN and KEEP DRIVING to the MIDNIGHT AT THE LOST AND FOUND, we are going NOWHERE FAST said JESSICA. PRISCILLA looked and said OBJECTS IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR MAY APPEAR CLOSER THAN THEY ARE, lets go get some PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT and PEEL OUT begged JESSICA to JIMMY. As they cruised to RAZORS EDGE, RUNNING FOR THE RED LIGHT, this was where THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD. PRISCILLA screamed we're the STREET RATS and I think our SURFS UP. As they careered off the road like a BAT OUT OF HELL, MARTHA shouted I always told you I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T COME BACK and now your JUMPIN THE GUN,,, JIMMY. With hearts AS HEAVY AS JESUS they were told AMNESTY is granted, even though JIMMY was driving and a FALLEN ANGEL, and was GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER, the LOST BOYS AND GOLDEN GIRLS were told GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN(AND BAD BOYS GO EVERYWHERE). Hey said JESSICA, HEAVEN CAN WAIT, IF THIS IS THE LAST KISS, KISS ME AGAIN. We've just committed the ORIGINAL SIN IN THE PRESENCE OF THE LORD, but now we will be together WHERE ANGELS SING said PRISCILLA . As the chevvy was BURNING DOWN we had finally come together,, KEEPER KEEP US as ROCK AND ROLL MERCENARIES said MARTHA. The WRITING ON THE WALL was always there and we always had to have a PIECE OF THE ACTION, now READ EM AND WEEP, then NOT A DRY EYE IN THE HOUSE, just LET IT BE, LIFE IS A LEMON and for only the PROMISED LAND you got MORE THAN YOU DESERVED.

Just found this would someone like to carry on this story using all the recent releases, be interesting to see what comes about - thanks mateys :)

Right Dottie............I'm sending FA down to drag you out to the pub :wink: :wink: :wink:

Gerry - send me down - but don't expect me to be out soon :hic:

Great stories! :D

I would do anything fro love, but I won't do that :lol: