The official speak like Father Jack thread.
 

:twisted: Thought about it, and decided that every forum really should have a Father Jack containment unit :yep:

Just to keep all "Jack-isms" in one place.

This is ours.




What the feck is Father Jack?

Father Jack Hackett

YouTube Video

:twisted: FECK
ARSE
GIRLS

FECK

DRINK

Nuns! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!

that would be an ecumenical matter.

YOU! YOU! YOU! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

:twisted: GOBSHITE!

FECK OFF, CUP!!!

:twisted: See, these cows are small, the ones out there are far away.Small, far away. (Ted)

And just beyond those cows there's a mod risking infraction points for posting off-topic :lol:

Maybe your next quote should be "I'm sooooo, sooooo, soooo sorry!"? :twisted:

Dave

:twisted: OI BATTERED HIM :mrgreen:

OH FECK....

i really really should stay out of this thread....

Nooooooo :mrgreen:

I like cake!!!!

:twisted:ARNOLD, WHO'S ARNOLD?

tut tut neil its ARLARD, WHOS ARLARD???!?!

Drink!

oh wow were on a plane

:twisted: HAIRY JAPANESE B^$T^RD$.

DRINK...BRANDY....BRANDY...

:twisted: i'm Elvis.

no father, thats the problem, were all elvis

...OH go on go on go on.....

Drink!

Oh feck oh feck oh feck...drink..drink..

feck feck feckitty feck. drink.

ARSE!

that would be an ecumenical matter

:twisted: FECK!

I love my brick

FECK..FECK....FECK....

I wont be able to relax til the only rabbit left is the one sitting in your head working the controls!!

YOU WILL ADDRESS ME BY MY PROPER TITLE, YOU LITTLE BOLLOCKS

Crilley come here to me.... I HATE you....
But theres no toilet in here....
Ill rip of yer AAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMMMSSSS....
Can I use my laptop computer....
I think i should have the parachute cause im great... In fact i think i should have both incase one doesnt work...... OOOOOOOOH not a popular one there

ive resisted this thread too long

:twisted: Welcome to the dark side :mrgreen:
Please ensure that your seat is in an upright yet comfortable position, you might be here some time :devil:



HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET ON THE TELEVISION?

Oh feck feck..what a gobshite....

its only number 1 your grace.... I DONT WANT TO KNOW....
BUT THERES NO TOILET IN HERE...

feck it

:twisted: DRINK, CAR, DRIVE, TRUCK.TWO TRUCKS.

ill stick this effin pitchfork up your hole... oh that was another one
ya bollocks
get your bollocks out of my face
ride me sideways, was another one

feck it feck it feck it......

Michael and Meat in London the same day... OWCH !

Feck Michael...feck Meat...WHISKEY (LOL)

:twisted: I'll have to check all the episodes again to be sure, but i'm almost sure that that is not a quote from Father Ted :wtf: :lol:


Still, feck it :shrug:

ARSEBISCUITS!

:twisted: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Tea...Feck !!

By the way i got the keys to your car and i drove it into a big wall, and if you dont like it TOUGH, I HAD MY FUN AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!

NUN NUN NUN NUN NUN

:twisted: These cows are small, those cows are far away.
Small.
Far away.

THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!

I love my brick.....

:twisted: YES.

I hate my brick ... feck it

noooooooooooooo, its

AAAAAAAH FECK IT, FED UP WITH BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!

Oh go on ..go on ..go on..go on....

:p

PAIR OF FECKING WOMENS KNICKERS!

:twisted: NAN?

NUN?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

sister assumpta... ted says you were touching him!

:twisted: There's a lot of hairy babies around here, and I think Pat Mustard is the hairy baby maker :bleh:

FECK IT ....FECK....................

Dont call me Len you little b*****d im a bishop

MORE water

Feckin burds again!

OH MY ..GOD....

you wouldnt be advocating the use of artifical contraception there now would ya father?

FECK IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hear its the biggest lingerie section in ireland father... i read that.....eh... somewhere...

OH LOOK WHAT I REALLY WROTE!! *shows sign saying i really like gary*

:twisted: You mean Tony? :wink:


I'M HENRY SELLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

testing you neil :p

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MADE THE BBC!!!!!

:twisted: Is it, London? :p

GO ON.................................. *looks at book*........................... MY SON!!

ya bollocks.... get your bollocks outta my face

(not the first time you've said that)

ride me sideways was another one....