You Know You're In Trouble ...
 

when you hear the words "We gotta talk".

When are you in trouble?

:twisted: That look.


No smilie could ever express "that look"



You just know you've gone too far, and you gonna pay :shock:

When you are told 'the boss wants to speak to you'.

:twisted: When you are addressed formally by your first name.

Not shorteded (i.e. Ne)

Not legthened (Neily)

Just that one word, said in that tone (Neil ::? )

Im never in trouble

when they stop laughing

:twisted: When you laugh, and nobody else does.

was just about to post that lol

when everybody looks shocked and you cant stop laughing your ass off

:twisted: When your doctor says.................


"I have good news and bad news.
Let's start with the good news, i'm willing to make you an offer on your watch............"

Little variation of Neil's post ....

... when your doctor starts talking about the weather. :angst:

:twisted: When you go skydiving, pull the ripcord, and out falls a camping stove, a couple of tins of beans, some wooden pegs, and a copy of "Camping Monthly" :faint:

when you are walking into a Steinfan-meet up with a Bat3 t-shirt

:yikes:

Conversation wanders towards the credit card balance...

:twisted: When you are a lion tamer, you walk in the cage, and the lions are ALSO holding whips :panic:

when you are Desmond Child :kickass:

:twisted: Change it to Michael Crawford and we have a deal :up:




When you go for a phycic reading about your future, and they don't give you anything :shock:

(welcome to my world)

when your new gf says.. youre gonna be a daddy

when you realise that you´re pregnant

lol :lmao:

you know you're in trouble when you ask 'when is the baby due' to a woman who's just fat...

Where the hell have you been ? what time do you call this ? eh

Guessing someones age,you say they are 60,they reply with a scowl "actually im 50" oops

when you realise youre pregnant and youre a guy

:twisted: When you siphon the wrong damn tank

PMSL

Customer;have you missed me
Me; yea like a hole in the head
Customer;thats not funny ive been in hospital and had surgery on my skull and literary
have a hole in my head
Me;oops..............lol

When Paula Abdul on American Idol says...you look great today!

When you are unsubscribing from most of the threads on this forum...:lmao:

"are you feeling ok today,you look dreadful"

"No i feel fine thanks".............((oops))

:twisted: When you can't see Wally/Waldo, but you know he can see you :bleh:

When you receive a PM entitled "Infraction for ..."

:twisted: Two words.............

Blind Date.

When you open the window and wack the boss in the head ,who was standing outside having a ciggie lol ((shouldnt have stood so close lol))

:twisted: Who's more in trouble though?

You for whacking John in the head?

Or John for smoking?

I take it Frannie still thinks he's quit? :p





You know you're in trouble when you notice a small shadow right under your feet that is getting bigger and bigger by the second.

yea she still thinks he has quit,she must be mental,he stinks of smoke lol

You know you"re in trouble when you pull a sickie,then go out on the piss and who walks in the night club but your boss......oh dear

:twisted: You know you're in trouble when someone you know who's been dead for 10 years in telling you to "walk towards the light" :shock:

you know your in trouble when you got a dead person who fancys you :shock:

When you find out your friends HUGE news months later since you have no idea how to deal with blogs anymore...

when you lose your temper at the bus stop and whack someone for pushing in front of you ((( having a really really bad day )))

:twisted: She's so gentle and sedate is my mummy in law :lmao:



You know you're in trouble when your undertaker starts to make daily visits to see how you are :bleh:

Think it was because it was a full moon ,lol..well thats my excuse and im sticking to it...:twisted: