I have never ...
 

Inspired by the boys on Top Gear on BBC Three at the moment ...

What have you never done that would imagine most people have done?


I have never broken a bone.

Smoked

drove a car by myself

Killed anyone...yeah, it was a tough one...

all of the above lol

Climbed Mount Everest

you have a pretty strange picture of what people usually do... lol

Cause what most people do I already been there and done that...so for me it's tough...

Flown in a passenger aeroplane

Oh here is one...flown in the helicopter!

I have never smoked a pipe.

I've never paid a water bill

So might as well start with transatlantic flight...

i have never worked for money

I've never been less surprised lol

i have never eaten sushi!

I have never seen a James Bond film from start to finish

I have never used a tampon.

i have never... when walking home from a pub, been pushed, and stumbled into a woman, who then decided to head butt me

Andy! :shock:

Moving swiftly on...I have never had a tattoo

:))

I have never had a piercing

i have never had a haircut

It shows :lmao:


I have neer bought a coconut.

As usual, Jonty made me laugh.

I have never driven a car in Soviet Union.

Or anywhere else in Europe for this matter

I never had a tattoo either...too chicken...

.... been to England!

i have never stayed at the hospital for longer than a few hours

I have never supported Manchester United

i have never been to a football match or any other sports event

me too .. but I would like one .. ah well!

I wouldn't even like one...maybe henna one...but not anymore...

I am running out of things to post here...need fresh ideas...

I have never worn a kilt.

i have never gone to the moon to get an injection to boost my immunity to the magical wonders of mushrooms

had to wait so long for pancakes

I have never DRIVEN the motorcycle...ridden it - yes...but was never in a driver seat...

... started a spam thread. :bleh:

Ummm...should I disagree with a big kahuna or not?

I have never started a spam forum :))

Alright...decision is made...

I have NEVER posted in spam thread and/or forum!!!

i have never done any postwhoring

i have never farted louder than a mouse

i have never had anaesthesia (sp?)

you're both joking .. right!!!!

I have never tried any illegal substances.

































I know, I lead a boring life....

i have never done anything illegal

i have never peed in the pool

i have never not told a lie... (see above)

I have never been able to swim (which is probably a good thing since I don't beleive RJ!)

RJ, you think your memory goes THAT far?

I have never died...well unless you count that previous life when I was Henry VIII

I have never learned to drive or ride a bike...the shame of it

I've never seen ET!!!

Or a Harry Potter film!! Or read any of the Harry Potter books either!!

would agree with you there m but you also forgot never supported Newcastle United either no atmosphere lol

Ive never seen the godfather

I've never maid a spilling mistook on a massage bard.

Dave

i've Never watched a full series of Lost

Never watched Lost either or read a single Harry Potter book...

I've never watched an entire episode of Big Brother or I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.




And I don't want to, either.

Rubbish...I've seen you sing!!!!!



I've never insulted anyone

I've never made a souffle

I've never seen Michael drunk.

I've never seen a Mickey Slim drunk

I have never wanted to do either.

ive never taken part in any incarnation of pop idol

I have never slept with a relative.

Banji jumped!!!

'banji'? is that like 'bungee' but with a banjo string instead of an elastic rope? :p

YES!!!! It's like that but only for foreign people with dodgy accents and browser the size of the postage stamp!!!!!

:silence::silence::silence: It would get me banned

Ummm...guess you did that one, eh?

And, of course, that's what everybody does regularly...

Worn a green blazer

crashed a motorcycle

Been a tribute act.

never slept with a man
(dont intend to either)

according to some, neither have I :roll:

I have never been a tory.

You're closer to one than some I could mention ;-)

I have never remembered I'm a womble.

I have never stayed at the YMCA.

Ive never sat on a horse

I've never dressed up to look like Meat Loaf.

I've never dressed up to look like any food type

For that I should've been put to death!

And that's a major loss to us all...you are spit image of him!!!

I have never worn flip-flops to work.

i have never known when to stop talking

i have never dressed up as Andy

...watched SAW IV (yet)

drank alcohol :saint:

i have never worn fishnet stockings and called myself bertha

I have never laughed so much reading this thread.

(I do wonder what some of think 'most people' get up to or have I just led a very sheltered life?)

i have never been drunk when posting on this site

you BIG FIBBER! LOL:lol:

i have never posted on this site when drunk... that better??

I have never beleived Jonty less than when reading the post above.

i have never been left speechless by a comment on a thread before

I almost posted: I have never read a drivel as above before...but that would be another lie, wouldn't it?

i have never been to new york

i have never been to see the queen...which is not a shocking statement

i have never been further than a 1000 miles from my home..

I have never been so excited