No. But, in my defence no one else passed with that examiner in her first two months in the job and she was subsequently sent back to training school and my retest fee was refunded.

Did you pass first time?

Absolutely. And I've never had an accident or insurance claim, either. Mind you, as I'm only seventeen and a half.... lol....

Who (from the forum) would you choose to replace you in your job?

(so you can go onto bigger and better things, obviously...)

Which job? The one I do at work or the one I do here? It would have to be Fred, unless anyone else wants to apply, the last person who asked to become a mod was Steve6 ... :shock:

When was the last time you were jealous, and why?

What's the salary like?

The last time I was jealous was about thirty seconds ago, when I realise you would give your job to Fred instead of me... :lol:

Are you now (or have you ever been) married?

Less than pitiful, (you know the saying pay peanuts, get monkeys?) but the free coffee is fantastic (when Ankie remembers to turn up and make it)

No and yes.

Which film would you most like to have taken the leading role in?

Hmmm... difficult to say... my favourites are The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile and Schindler's List, and there aren't really any leading female roles in any of those.... I suppose anything that involved snogging either Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise or Johnny Depp (sorry Tink...)

Who's your favourite author?

Iain Banks

What's your least favourite film?

hmmm... the Austin Powers ones, probably, I've never felt even slightly tempted to watch them!

Who's your favourite mythical character?

Aragorn.

If you had to be one, which member of the Spice Girls would you be and why?

Mel C, 'cos at least she doesn't have a voice like a sack of cats scratching a blackboard

If you had to be a member of Take That, which one etc etc

(and just by the by, is Aragorn mythical or fantastical?)

From what I've read he's got enough roots in mythology to be mythical, but since you're being pedantic ... Achilles

Robbie ... at least I wouldn't have to tour with the rest of them this time round ...


What did you last dream about?

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo.... Have I entered the Twilight Zone? That was going to be my very next question....

I can't remember, not been sleeping very well lately...

What's your most secret guilty pleasure?

I can't tell you it's a secret ... and I'm not sure you have the correct clearances :)) Also it would depend on who it's a secret from ...

Why aren't you sleeping well?

Many and varied reasons, not least of all it's something I do every now and then, my hubby's got a cold and is snoring a lot, and my eczema's playing up and itching all night.

What's your favourite Disney film?

Dumbo, love that big eared elephant!

Since the sun is shining should I head for the beer garden this evening?

I think taking beer into the garden is a better idea, it's cheaper and you don't have so far to stagger home, nor do you have the problem of how to get the bike back.

Should I go out on my bike tonight or take said beer into said garden?

Well, since the beer garden is only 5 minutes walk from home and can be visited on the way back fro walking the hound, I don't think it's a problem.

Take the bike out, it's lonely and needs some company and this solution will also ensure that I remain jealousy free for the next 2 hours.

What's the fastest you've ever driven?

The fastest I've ever driven myself was in my Peugeot 206cc - 120mph. The fastest I've ever been driven was in an Aston Martin DB7 (yummy!) - 145mph.

Are you a speed demon?

What makes you ask that? Yes, guess I am. Although give me a windy road rather than a drag strip anyday.

If you didn't have the first name you already have, what would you choose to be called?

I think I'd be a Georgia... it's what I'd have named my sons if either one had been a girl.

What's your middle name?

Peter

What's your favourite Loony Tune character?

Tweety Pie

What colour is your car?

Nighthawk Black ... which is black in any other language other than gibberish marketing speak.

Which toothpaste do you use?

Time to dust this one off again I think....

Toothpaste... I use Colgate Sensation Deep Clean

What's your favourite meal?