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The only true happiness can come from the vanquishing of the BabBazz, the gatekeeper with the pointed piano shall smite them mightily in the name of the Loaf, whilst the true believers shall be welcomed with open arms, and the unbelievers left searching, roaming, wandering, with tremendous, unsatiable thirst and hunger forever. Happiness does not equate to soulfulness, having a pure soul travelling the true path is the only way to happiness and the only way to avoid condemntaion.
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but surely truth is the key to happiness.
And given that you must to thine own self be true. then logically you are the key to your own happiness. therefore regardless of who you vanquish or who welcomes you, you are the only thing that can create happiness in your life! |
DEVILSPAWN!!!! BABBAZZ DISCIPLE!!!! Thy think thee can corrupt a believer, a seer of the light, with thine incestuous temptations? Ye shall be first on the day of judgement for the sin of corruption, thine punishment shall thus last longer, for the Loaf can be merciful in wrath against the unbeliever and the inoocent, thee cannot protest innocence after these demonstrations of thy sins, thy cast a poor example for thine fellow amoeba, for like sheep they shall follow the weakest of the pack, as the vultures circle thine carcass, trollop.
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No i wasn;t actually.
Let's steer this back to something slightly more suitable for a public forum.... |
Confusion and loss is the sign of a corrupted spirit, ripe for the plucking by the BabBazz and it's false prophets and demons, including the disciple of David, the most insidious of evils to crawl this earth... be warned, come judgement day, thee may find thyself in an inenviable position, repent and look to the Loaf afore it is too late to save thineself.
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Ha! That's it, my child, repent, save thinself from an eternity of caterwauling, damnation is only a step away.
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:twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......
After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters.... Mr The Flying Mouse & Miss mszee Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet friends of mlukfc to the wedding of their internet personalities They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do. Put it this way, we get a party out of it :D . Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely :lol: The wedding will commence on Sunday 28th May 2006 (This Sunday) At a time to be announced After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment The Bat & Belfry *prezzies appreciated* :mrgreen: Thank you for your attention |
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I admit my evil ways...and all my sins that are way too numerous to count here...and like a good moderator pointed out...it is a public forum after all... |
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How many people do you think will see it here??? |
Naturally, a wedding negates most sins of the flesh to unsinful status, the Preacher's fees are very reasonable, for believers of the Loaf... neglect the Preacher and thee shall be cast into a pit of hellfire and damnation for all eternity, spilling thine entrails for the flesh eating bugs of the demonspirits ot gnaw upon for all time.
(Pre-marriage counselling available, for should thee marry in haste, thy will repent at leisure, and doomsday may be upon us afore thee prioritise thine commitments) |
Can I come - I really do need to buy a new hat:lol:
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That is not repentence, that is increasing thine sins, for tis only lawful to have two in the bed. Harlots and trollops shall be punished severly for flouting the Loafy laws of wisdom and purity, thine soul is black with impurities, like a shattered diamond mingled with snow, thee shall be condemned to shadow and odours of the BabBazz nostril, thy shall become immortal and ne'er shall thee escape this torment.
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Alright...what about two in the bed? There will be two in the bed...unless you want to join us...what did you say your stats were again (hahahaha)... |
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Lotus... see what your MADNESS has spawned??? |
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:shock: I just want to know one thing.
:??: Who is going to pay the bill for the church roof falling in when I show up on Sunday for the wedding that isn't, but kind of is? :??: I have some stale donuts in the pantry, will that help out at the wedding breakfast? :D |
:D Yay for Lotus! Just noticed the magical 1,000 had been hit and passed! :cheer: :yay:
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