Yes!!! You never know when you'll need their help :roll:

Q: What kind of outfit should I wear to my daughters wedding in October?
If it goes ahead that is!!

Well, the brides mother sets precedent so wear something bright. Also etiquette dictates that the brides mother leads whether guests keep hats on or off. So, if you wear a small feather type arrangement, you can keep it on all day and make everyone in huge hats suffer all day!!!


Q. Did anyone else think lost was blooming good?

thanks Chris for that very informative post regarding hats, think I'll take your advice and make them suffer, sorry I digress......

Dunno didn't see it, been on here!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Where is Arch Angel Gabriel?

I don't know!

But i do know God is sat on the sofa across the room from me suffering after a couple two many drinks!!


Q. Since my hair covers my nose when brushed forward, is it time to get it cut?

A: Oh No not one of those lets brush that extra long piece to cover the thin bit :lol: Yes, yes please get it cut Chris :twisted: :lol:

Q: Eeny, Meeny, Minney, or Mo?

Mo for he is far funnier than Curly or larry and they are the three men i admire most.

Should I send out to find Gabriel or trust him to behave without my supervision?

A : let him come over and let us have a laugh:lol:

Q : is having kids fun?:shock: don't know yet

A: YES (if you are the kid!!) :D

And YES I thought 'Lost' was good, although the creature in the jungle thing was a bit too far-fetched (but then apparently it's meant to be 'quirky' not 'realistic' so I suppose we'll see...) :O

Q: How come Chris knows so much about wedding etiquette? ;)

I just do!!!


Q. Shall i spoil it for everyone by revealing what the creature in the woods n LOST is?

A: NOOOOO!! :( (but I bet it's either a dinosaur or a mutated computer!!)


Q: Aren't we doing well in the cricket today? :lol:

Of course we are - although i am only supporting the selectors choices grudeingly! After they destroyed my namesakes career by sending him to India where he got food poisoning and ended up with a test career of six wickets I will never forgive them!!!

Q. Going to a posh dinner tomorrow - tuxedo jobbie!! For the bow tie & Cummerbund set, should I wear red, blue, silver or the revolving flashing bow tie that plays "I believe in miracles"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :lol: Good point Chris!

A: Puleeze nothing daft that will embarrass everyone, UNLESS you are absolutely the life and soul of the party and can carry it off...:??: :cool: Red or blue are best - Dottie help me out here....:D

Q: Have just lost my voice singing 'Alone', 'Bring Me To Life' and 'China in Your Hand' at a gig - should I leave it a coupla weeks before punishing myself again??:lol:

Good idea....and stop punishing those people around you too :!: ;)

Why is the future aint what it used to be :?

Thanks Gerry!! :mad:

A: Because it depends on your perspective...it looks great to me but tomorrow I may think differently....have a coupla pints and it'll look good again :hic:

Q: Has Meat got married yet? :??: ;)

Me too Pixie :Cheers:



NO he can't have - I have not had my invite yet :lmao: :lmao:







WHY - when men do the washing they always get something white of YOURS in with the jeans - but NEVER any of their own whites :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

A: I find a subtle role reversal helps there FA! (put his white T-shirt in with your pink washing 'by mistake' - it never happens again :lol: :cool:

Q: Why when my son plays football does it suddenly p down from start to finish then brighten up immediately??? :twisted:

So that you have a harder job washing, or in the case of watching the match you get utterly soaked like the team :))


What is your favourite drink?

A - malibu:hic: or for normal evenings just a cold beer:cheers:




Q - when will the summer start???? hate this weather:evil:

True summer starts as soon as you get to the west indies :lol:

Pringles - Sour cream and onion or Salt and vinegar?

Sour cream and onion please..love that taste:D


Heineken, Bavaria or Grolsch :??: (all beer)

None, I don't drink alcohol.


What's your favourite West Indian island?

A: don't know never been there...

Q : what time is it out there?

I'm in a different dimension without limit of time :shock:

Should every day be a Sunday??

no 'cause all tores are clossed.:shock: .please let it be saturday :D every day

wanne buy clothes??:??: :shock:

No ta, prefer food and drink! :lol: (...and a horse and a housein Australia but you can't have everything :-P )

Q: Do teenagers prefer to celebrate 16 or 18 these days??