God is looking down on you and thinks you need the exercise :lol:

Q: Where can I buy the top of the toilet cistern only - smashed it this morning :lol:

Most bathroom showrooms would probably be able to help. Try the local yellow pages for a local plumbing wholesalers.

Q. WTF were you doing to break it?

how did you do that:??: :shock:

A: opening a window, knocked a glass vase containing blue stones off the cill, smash and grab but missed the grabbing bit :lol: :evil:

Q: Will I make it to 10,000 by Christmas time? and no not my age neither :lol:

keep the posting going on and you will..

who do you love?? (like that one of george thorogood)

Thanks Amethyst ;)

A: For the same reason it never rains when you forget to water your flowers :D

Q: Why do you always get viruses when you come back from a lovely holiday?

Think yourself lucky I normally bring back diseases (scratch scratch);)

Do we really need a Holiday??

According to the great St Cliff - "Everybody needs a summer holiday...."


Q. Shall I start repainting the hall now or just not bother?

Mango, when they are fresh off the tree.


Where's the best place for a holiday?

A: As far away as possible!! :D

Q: Why do my children always appear the moment I try to get on the computer? :evil:

Maybe the pipe your playing ;)

Why does Patti rock :heart:

A: Patti rocks because you either have it or you don't - and my word does Patti - hope you understand that Gerry.

Q: Will we all be posting on here in 2010?

A : we'll see..thats to far in the future to tell...

Q : does it get time to get some day's off?

yes if its good :arrow: :arrow: :shock:




will i win the t-shirt :cool: :cool:

Nope...........am going higher ;)

How high will we go??

A: But...errr...aren't you Scottish Gerry?;) :D


Q: Will we win the Ashes?

A. of course not

Q. will we ever win anything?

we won the olympic bid :lol:




should i drink this nice bottle of wine :!:

A: Nope it'll give you a hangover - I speak from experience never touch it
Have a warm southern comfort with lemonade instead.

Q: Shall I stay on here all night?

why not!!

I just got in from a night out...does this make me hardcore, stupid or just a teenager?

............a lucky sod if you ask me ;) ;)

Should I stay under the 5 pint mark 2nite??

Do you fancy more than 5 pints? If so, go for it!

Whats better...budgies or socks?

socks keep your feet warm :D



will we win the ashes :??: :??: :cool:

Probably not, but we're still better at football

Im teaching myself acoustic guitar using online tablature websites...anyone recommend a nice simple song to practice?