We do...what planet are you from???

:shock: i hate shopping

Me too...but hey...that's what internet is for...oh goody...just found another use for internet...yeah!!!

Must just be my wife then. Xmas decorations in January honestly WTF!

You haven't seen my expense claims then have you?

If you still have a job...then no...I haven't...

... just checking in to add to my posts... ;) ...

There's a surprise LOL

I think my dinner disagreed with me.

To geordieloaf: yes, your picture scares me a lot less than that avatar...

Do we want to know more?

I wanna go home!!!!

so thats 2 things now then Zina eh? :lmao:

Do you want me to tell you 3rd and 4th or should I just keep it to myself???

I must be badly.

I just cancelled a hot date.

Poor...

i do believe you already disclosed those to me but i shall say nowt ;)

No...only one...the rest is still a mystery to you...

:lmao: i'll let you keep it that way then ;) and my halo can stay intact :lmao:

* waits for comment from Monstro*

Think he fell asleep...

Thankyou it was a close call. I have a good picture i will use for my avatar but not sure if you lot over the pond will know what it is. I will sort it out over the weekend.

To call us a lot is sort of overstatement...there are like what...less than 10 of us here??? :shock:

Plus...we are all being Britisized anyway...

Why'd be necking, daft git???

(Disclaimer: I have no idea what I just said...)

Th eplot thickens ...

Stop writing that book...I told you you don't have any inclinations for writing...

I think we need to have words with whoemever is teaching Zina English!!

I knew I screwed up something...I just can't learn that phrase for the life of me...

Why you want lessons too Chris?

I give Russian lessons...pretty cheap too...anybody interested?

I'll have you know I am fluent in both West and East Yorkshire and have an accomplished knowledge of outright Gibberish.

Should i put that on my job application form?

That's where the problem lies Chris, it's North Yorkshire you need to master

YES>..especially gibberish thing...always work...

To whom it may concern:

This is to advise you that with the advent of the new system our team is working in synergy and is accepting our work responsibilities with due ardor and appreciation...

If memory serves, thay don;t have a dialect - merely a posh form of the East Yorkshire.

Exactly - you can understand it!

I can understand EVERYBODY...save for a person...or two...

:lmao:

Wanna proof? I even understood Jonty...actually EVERYTHING he said...

think I´ll need a dolmetcher in may with all these weird accents :twisted:

Still beat RJs posts :-P

:twisted: Anyone tries to take out the Mouse, and i'll set my jacket on them :devil:

:shock:

:roll:

Is that take out as in for dinner or take out as in with a steamroller?

My Sb posts :(

:twisted: You got that paper bag yet? :mrgreen:

None, They sold the last one to a Mr Flying Mouse.. Will have to wait until they ship more in :-P

:twisted: HOW DARE THEY TELL YOU THAT :evil:

They've spoilt the suprise I bought you for your birthday now :p

My birthday is a long way off, You can wear it Neil, Itd improve your chances with the farm animals... I mean ladies :mrgreen:

Who are you calling farm animals???? :shock:

Not you Zina of course, Was messing around :-P

Ill use the infamous Jonty phrase, "No offence"

:twisted: *Sits back and watches Carl dig deeper and deeper till he's gone from view :mrgreen: *

You recon we should hold a funeral for him or just start filling the hole in? :p

Oh dear...you better don't EVER go there...:evil:

Nah...just throw some dirt over...no funeral for Carl...

I was only poking fun at Neil Zina, :-P

He does deserve it for editing my posts

Och, Why ever not? I deserve one as much as the next man

:twisted: I agree, he does :yep: .

Let's get it over and done with :mrgreen:

My child...understand something...NOW AND FOREVER...ok???

When you touch Neil...you touch ME....

And when you touch ME...you touch...DEVIL INCARNATE...

Do NOT play with fire...just a word of advice...

No offence...

Always ready...you want this shovel or that one???

:twisted: So there :p

Ill take my fate then, But bury me upside down :-P

Can i have one last wish granted ?

Childish Neil :-P But one day.. One day..

So you can continue farting even after your burial??? No thanks...

Which will never come...now go and do your homework...pronto...no offence...

Was supposed to be so the whole world can kiss my ass, a saying here i think, or ive heard it somewhere.. dunno

HOMEWORK!!!

I dont have any, 6th years rarely get Homework

Alright Carl...you're lucky I have to go home...

I forgive you this time...

Peace...:heart:

Lol, forgive me for not having homework?

Night Zina

Is it May yet?

:twisted: I'm not so forgiving.

Your lack of homework offends me :evil:


:lol:

Neil your 29 and 14 months ish, You dont get homework :-P so how can you be offended?

Is it? Have you found out???

*Looks at Andy with great hope*

And you're TERRIBLE at math...You SHOULD have some homework...

WHY are some people so bloody ignorant?.....

'cause their mamas n their papas didn't teach 'em any better.

here here

Why do ciggies taste better when lit with a match?

Maybe you're addicted to sulphur...

Love the smell of freshly struck matches.

Really? I am a smoker and I don't like that smell...

You can light your stove with matches???

Probably. :lol:
I'm keeping saying i'm gonna give but...........

Give up?

I've never even tried...

I did for three day's then Friday night came had a drink and that was the end of that.

not so good then

Of all the things I have in my kitchen, a stove/cooker isn't one of them. I have a grilling machine, a steamer, a bread maker and a microwave with convection oven, all are table height, all are easy to clean and maintain and all can be used independently without relying on the other. So... I have no need for matches in my home. :(

Then just buy some and keep on striking them...what's the problem really?

lol

Never ever tried...I have to mean it to stop...and I know I don't mean it...why bother then?

:lmao: I alway's win...

matches cause fire -------- be careful

Pfffffffffffffffffttttt

Smoking kills and i still do it so worrying about matches is kind of a minor worry to me.
I'm gonna try to get some sleep, goodnight people.
Ps
You always win??????:lol:

Night geordieloaf...

Who me? lol

Night!

we don't need smoke in smoggy land,its in the air

Yeah, Sheffield (my native town) felt like that. Up here in Blackpool the air is so much cleaner.

Jan just gave me sore throat across the pond...argh...

Sorry <hanging head in shame>

No, but I mean...I SERIOUSLY have a sore throat now...

I've heard of getting a virus online but this is ... :shock:

This sucks...geez...

Have to stay awake, must drive Dad to work...:yawn: