Yeah, thats the one, they were in Wakefield the other day, I was wondering...is it or isnt it...but it looks it isnt true all a big fix...

Aye, when they went down caphouse colliery. All that gubbins about how they didn;t know where they were going was true. they didn't - but the researcher team had been providing charlie with the info to read out to them as they wandered around!!!

Q. Same as above, how do i stop being terrified when meeting people from here int he real world?

Just pretend that there is a computer in front of you and you are talking via that, lol :lol: ...No....dont....just act natural and be yourself, I cant wait to meet FA1000 and others at Chatsworth!!!

Who are you meeting Chris??

This weekend: Keep Rocking, SueW, AndyK, Sultonfan and whoever else doesn;t manage to hide from me at the Kasim gig!!!

Q. Will I last an entire evening talking to a german without mentioning the war or the world cup!!!

If it was me....I dont know lol...but you will be fine

Chris you will have a great time it will be cool wont it??

Chris you will be fine - you have met Sultonfan before anyway xx






What crisps are the best

A: Cheese and Onion, BBQ, Worcester Sauce (oh no, too many poisonous elements, I forgot!:D ).....AND


that real passion killer - PICKLED ONION!! :lol: :twisted:

Q: Do I need to save my voice for Saturday at Harewood Hall for Meat's concert?

HELL YA!!!!!!!!!!

Pixie - still sad you are not able to make it to Leeds Castle :(







Why does my dog like playing with socks :nuts:

Me too Sharon - just have to make do with lil'old Australia :| hee hee :D


...wish Meat was doin some gigs there...:roll:

A: Your dog is sadly suffering from being domesticated - he can't tell the difference between a sock and a snake....or they are so disgusting they were trying to walk off by themselves and the dog was trying to do the decent thing and escort them to the washing machine..:D :D

Q: Is it possible to lose half a stone in 4 days? (now, Chris, don't tell me to cut my arm off!! :lol: )

They cheek of ya - nowt wrong with my socks - fresh on daily :shock: although they do look like the daughters :evil: - poor dog must he hi on summat







Don't eat Pixie










why does it take one man to complete a simple job in years ?????????????/

Because he has to put up with the woman constantly changing her mind!!!


Q. Shall i get milk or orange juice?

Absolutely Right Chris!!

Orange juice, that is my choice!

Why is Chris always right?? :D:D:D He is the greatest right??

Nowt to do with me - all his making






How do I survive on 6 hours sleep a night

:zzz: eh, wh, what was that :zzz:

How can I not wake up after sleeping 10 hours ;)

I'll come around to hit you over the head with a mallett











Is an hour enough time to get from Kings cross to Charing cross on the tube ???

Yes, get the Victoria line to Oxford Circus and then use the Bakerloo line. It's the quickest route.

Is "The Science of K" a good band name?

No.

You need a name that's witty when you first hear it but gets less funny each time you hear it.


who buys pepsi, and why are they allowed to live?

Typically either "yoof" or Media types who like to be seen with something other than coca-cola as they think it makes them less likely to be seen as "Brand Followers" The typical Pepsi buyer is likely to combine it with a purchase of a blocked chocolate bar (majority favour Yorkie's) and pellet type chewing gum as opposed to stick gum. They are most likely to be under 30 and single or co-habitating rather than married. They will hoever revert to Coke for night in purchases such as renting a DVD with friends. They are allowed to live as Pepsi pays a higher profit margin than Coke.

Q. Was it sad to pull out the latest copy of "Convience Store Trends and Customer Profiles" to answer that question?

No. If you have the information, you might as well use it.



What the hell is wrong with Pepsi? I can't stand coke, way too sweet and the diet version has no taste at all.

I drink neither!!! Coke and Pepsi are stronger than most bleaches and if you have a stained enamel toilet, pouring 1 litre of drink into the bowl is enough in most cases to shift any stains faster than toilet cleaners!!! If that doesn't put you off them, nothing will!


Q. Why can you talk to someone without saying what you really want to say!

Diet Pepsi is vile. Vile i tell you. Coke all the way.

If thats a question then Yes :retard:

Saturday nights are made for what??

Drinking Ouzo in a great bar in corfu all night then waking up the next afternoon behind the bar in the hotel with no memory of how you got the lovebite(s) on your shoulder and pink braids in your hair.

Anyone know of an interesting thing to do on a plane that doesnt involve copious amounts of random heavy metal and a book and is quite interesting?

Joining the mile high club!

I'm looking at buying a new car, what should I get?

Smart Crossblade

Q. Shall i do the ironing or get a cold beer?