*Returns her lunch*...without asking for refund...

:(

No No No No No!!

They are the bane of my professional life. There are no outside mailboxes currently onsale in the uk that are adequate for newspaper deliveries or even meet the National General Standard for External postboxes.

All i get all day every day are complaints that Fred Blog's humongous pile of newspapers got wet because he has a piddling little box that would be overflowing if three gnats sat inside it!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Our newspapers get thrown all over the place...but they have plastic bag on the outside...

What happens to the plastic?!:twisted:

Yay, I look like a person again! Have mask off, and can now breathe through my nose having got splints out of it!:cheer: However, still feels like nose will drop off at any moment!:shock:

So has all the swelling gone now.
Hope your happy with your new look and to think i just get socks for xmas. :(

Trust me, right now I'd rather have the socks!:lol:

It supposed to protect the newspapers...but...it comes off and they get wet anyway...:lol:

Heheh wait until tomorrow..

not well:(

MLUKFC got its 2400th member today!!!!!

That's great to hear. I've just been told off by Meat on .net he took something i said as a reply the wrong way. :(

There's an awful lot of that going around right now.

Maybe we all need new ears?

It's usually worth the wait, so today shouldn't be any different.

I love my customers

If I never see another bag of frozen peas again it'll be too soon

Frozen peas are good in pea shooters. Ask my kids

bloody chicken pox

I hate this... Wish it was over...

It's too cold

I've been thinking about you so much this year, I miss you so very much... Wonder what it would have been like if you'd been able to stay a part of my life? I love you x

Result :))

Ohh my goodness!!!!

The most beautiful bouquet of pink lillies have just been delivered for me! :D

I hope I Interflora didn't *uck up and send my flowers to Heather to yours instead :lmao:

LMAO!

No I don't think these are from you Deb but I'll let you know if any more turn up!!

... i'm so freakin' glad it's the weekend ... :yay: ...

Why is it that when you have time...other people of important don't??? :shock:

I'm going to my xmas do tonight. I'm gonna be the youngest there. I will probably get mortal and show myself up. :roll:

... i used to be the youngest... i miss it... enjoy it while you can... ;) ...

I will but it not so much that i'm really young although i do act that way! Still i will try to get some Meat Loaf on and show everyone what real music should sound like.

... sounds like a plan to me ! .. good luck and let us know how you make out ! ...

I really must find my gloves

Someone is going to die.

Very very slowly!

... uh ohhhh ... :shock: ...

:evil:

I'm suing the local council for absconding with the night!

... you mean... they've seized it??? ... :shock: ... lol ...

I can't help it ...

Did they party happen already?

... i'm STILL glad it's the weekend ...:lol: ...

:repost:

who me?... noper... just my thought... that i continue to be glad it's the weekend... you know... something AWFUL could have happened midday Saturday and make me NOT glad it's the weekend...but it continues smoothly so... ergo ipso FACTo... i'm still glad...it's the weekend... :lol: ...

Just got back from my party played Paradise everyone was up and dancing. Bloody good night i'm too pissed to write rock on.

well... happy pissedness and fine job !!! ... :cheer: ...

They must have done! :evil: All night I strove for peaceful sleep to no avail. I finally fell into an exhausted sleep, and next thing, there's bloody light coming in the window, and it wasn't aliens coming to get me. :twisted:

Someone must pay! Might as well be the council. Anybody got Meat's lawyer's phone number? :twisted: Copyright could be involved here ~ Seizing the night and all. :twisted:

Frank over at the PostSecret blog has posted my secret! :shock:

Can somebody PLEASE wake me up???

I've got a real bad hangover. :(

Pfffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt

Yeah, and I'll have some of whatever Zina's having too please.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

It's only 11:30 am here...but I AM seriously considering beer for breakfast...

No just looking at the word is makeing me feel like i'm gonna chuck.
Never Agian, although that is what i said the last time and the time before that and so on.

Alright...this is how I look at it...if you had fun while drunk...hangover is SO worth it...

as the song goes... It's 5 o'clock Somewhere...

that's how i explain pizza at 8am est... lol...

Well it's nearly five o'clock here in the UK, so give me a minute to check the dinner, and shout at the kids, and I'll join you in that beer... mine's in the garage so it's nice and cold...

Mmmm, i don't know at the minute. Why did i think Vodka and coke was good idea?
The bloody bloke next door had to pick today to do some DIY. I'm going back to bed if i don't post here anymore it will because my head exploded.

Or you went to bed...one or the other...

I think I just had a heart attack...

... i thought i was having one during the night...

poopies

Dear Tink,

A heart attack overnight, pizza at 8 am..... is there something you like to talk about?!


;) :D

Raise your hand if you're as bored as I am...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...k/Skull-18.gif

Dave :lol:

Time flies when you're having fun, which must be why today is dragging ...

YES YES YES...

I can hear the thunder roll
I can feel the lightening strike
Could a storm be on its way
How I wish it would stay light
It's so much better in the day
Everything seems safe and bright
Looks like it's gonna be a dark one tonight.

Pfffffffffffttttttttttttttttt...poopies

:twisted: Why are the Chinese so interested in sending me birthday cards? :bleh:

Mata Hari lives!!!

Is it Friday yet?

is chris's avatar mr steinman? more a question than thought, but a thought brought the question

Yes

Yep it is (I think, doubting now I've actually written it! )

i never realised it till i saw dance in my pants vid on youtube yesterday

It looks more like the man from the Kerrang awards :roll:

http://www.meatloaf.debzwebz.co.uk/images/Sprite 7.jpg

check out the dance in my pants vid, somewhere well in we have jim looking alot like that

I've definitely got a goodly dose of Mondayitis, and it's only 9.19am.

It's Jimmy...yep...and Dance In My Pants is by far the worst video I've ever seen...

I dread mondays.

How the hell do I post a quick reply when my internet connection is so slow, I could walk over to the UK and post quicker?

Monday means it's almost the following Friday though, which is mega!

It's fastest finger first ...

Where?! :))

True Lucy, work till friday then off for a week, Whoopee!!

Me too!!! Yipeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's nearly monday, which makes it nearly a day nearer Friday, and a day nearer Christmas too.

And I am drinking to that...:cheers:

Time for work. What a ghastly thought!

poopies

... my hometown football team won... so all and all... it's been a GREAT weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .... :D ...

second corona is done...time for the third one...

It is Mr Steinman from the Dance i My Pants video.

Todays mission: to shift some of these bloody cadburys roses tuffles!!

Shift some my way Chris! :mrgreen:

Waiting to be pick up for work. :(

My great grandmom (my motherss grandmom) died and I was in her funeral on Saturday. :(

She was buried 500 kilometres away so I had to woke up 2 a.m and drive car.. There were also my siblings and my mother came her own car.. It was lovely funeral.. :|

{{{{{Skeleton}}}}}

... it's monday ... :( ...

But look on the bright side, Tink, it's nearly Tuesday...

... lol... let's not rush it... life's going toooo fast and much to do at work a'fore the holiday... lol ... but ta for your positive thought !!! ... :D ...

I'm so glad I didn't get into work early this morning ... I may never have got home!