Shepherds pie! you can't go wrong with a nice shpeherds pie!!

And inviting a friendly newsagent round for his tea is always a good idea!! *warms car enigine up just in case*


Q. What can i do to stop me being bored??

come around to me for shepards pie & some banging on my drums :D






Should I go to vagas next year

Naw.....I got married there an lost the bet ;)

Is divorce a good thing??? :D

Yes if it makes you happier than being married ;)


Why do people always say 'we'll stay friends for the children's sake won't we?' then don't? :shock:

Oh Dear, because thry are so childish themselves and live for the nearest soft Play area :shock:

Should there be 'adult' play area's throughout the UK :D

YES! There should be ones for teens!

Who wants to play wit me in the ball pool?

Me me me!!!

Who else wants to kill the crazy frog with me?

A. i will.

Q. did any body see the dead ringers version ("crazy frost") ?

No... sounds funny...

How did crazy frost go?

I saw it! Went the same but with different words. Weird shaped frost bouncing around the screen...it'll be online somewhere I bet.

And thanks to R we can ALL shoot the frog! ;)

Has anyone else been roped into watching kiddies TV shows with small children lately or am I just gullible?

No, I got roped into watching 'whats the story, ballamorie'!!! They are a bit different to when I was young!!



Factor 15 or 20 suncream for Dubai next week? :lol: :lol: :lol: ( I can't wait)

Factor 20 - and make sure to get a round of golf in- fantastci courses out there apparently!

Did you know the PC Plum from Ballamorie has been to see Thoughly Modern millie 4 (FOUR!!) times last week alone!!!


Q, Seen as how i got legless last friday (se blog!) should i take up my amtes offer to repeat it this week? If so, what songs should i murder on karaoke!

Definately, Go and get bladdered and slaughter Angels on the kariokie.


coldplay or oasis album?

Surely coldplay or beatles!!!!!

if i had to choose i would say coldplay!

q. what colour scheme should i repaint my bedroom in?

Something calming like lavender or cream Chris!

Should I go scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef when I visit on business in July?

yes, but don't take your brief case!!


What is a good cure for Hayfever ? ( i'm dosed up on bennadryl and I can't stop sneezing) :sick:

Emigrate to a cold country - Siberia is quite good I believe! :D

It's a beautiful day, isn't it? :D

It maybe Pixie - but I am stuck in an office with no windows :(



I am in a good mood - how shell I celabrate ;)

Where's my toyboys :lol: :cool: :bunny:

Get yourself down to the Bat & Belfry of Course FA!!:D

I'll join you there so we can sit outside in the beer garden - what're you havin? :??:

extra strength laxatives - you will be too scared to sneeze!!

Pixie, with sharon it will be anything liquid adn alcoholic!!!!

Q. what shall i sing on my paperround this afternoon.

Chris - BOOH - scare the oldies :lol:


& why not alcohol Chris - if Pixie & I are in the beer garden - it would be a shame not too :hic:



Hope my daughter is doing ok today with her exam (maths retake)
Shell I get her a little something ???

A: Yes Sharon....absolutely...:D

Q: Tomorrow at the dentist will they give me the needle or the gas for 3 teeth taken out?? :?

Don't worry Ross (WARNING - PUN COMING!) - I'm sure it will only be a little prick!! :D :shock:


Hope your daughter did well yesterday Sharon :lol:

...and you're right Chris, she did drink me under the table last night!! :shock:

Ready to go again today, though!

So will we win the Ashes then??:D

No idea. Yes?

Anyone else not like all this sun?:shock:

............................................................ I love the sun......................... i'm red and cold, but its worth it............

Who else is part of the lobster club?