..and drank the lot - hiccup

:twisted: After drinking the brandy,the dog seemed oddly attractive.....

hiccup, h..e..l...p...m...e.. p..l...e..a..s..e.. he said trying so hard not to cry

I gave my head a shake and took another swig.

..and I thought the barrell was empty said the St. Bernard..

It is now, I replied :twisted:

..well we'd better see about removing you from this bath tub then, hadn't we..

How are we going to do that? I ran out of ideas after the butter :twisted:

Well barked the St. Bernard, I'll grip your leg between my teeth, and pull, and you can push with all of your might

Okay, are you ready? 1....2.....3 :!:

there was a loud slushing, slooshing, slubbery, slobbery sound

The dog was beginning to lose his grip.

Oh my god he slipped and fell into the bath, now there were two of them stuck in the bath :lol:

I called 911 again :D

this time he got through to the fire brigade, and a member of the group sweet answered the phone (if your ancient you'll understand this) :lol:

Send the fire brigade, send the fire brigade

I went outside to wait for them.

(Cute Dottie :lol: )

I waited and waited, and eventually came an officer from another incident down the road, he said, "Down the road, some guy named Micheal Aday, was play this Blind Before I Stop album really loud! and there were a lot of complaints down the road.", Then right after the officer said, "Now, where's that brandy with a big grin on his face." :D

Then gasped in horror as the dog sank his teeth in to....

his balls, and screamed hey dog your supposed to be rescuing that man and his dog out of the bath, get to it

..the dog looked up at him, an evil glint in his eye....

I was getting quite nervous. I had seen that look before :twisted:

from my mother in law. the dog looks like my mother in law!

...they even wear the same lipstick!!!...

and they had the same awfull smell and both were druling!

...best thing then, is to leave this for the wife to deal with....