Is the first in his family to be born without a tail.

:twisted: Is not :p

Is stupid and deserves to be tortured by communists

:twisted: Is the communist who wants to torture me.

"A communist is a man who has nothing and wants to share it with you" :mrgreen:

Is so ugly, when he was born the Doctor smacked his mother.

Is from Huddersfield.

Is often pregnant.

Gave birth to himself

Couldn't find his own arse in the dark with both hands

has a thing for sheep

Hasn't got a thing...

Smells like stale dog piss

Pudding has never been the same since he was over-egged.

Tis true :(

Daveake was so ugly his Mum fed him with a catapult.

Has a face only a blind goat could love !

Is a ~~~~wit

Has legs that a giraffe would be ashamed of !

Is an overgrown seven year old.

Is an overgrown seventy-seven year old.

Is an overweight 50 year old

Is stupid enough to think this is a "fact" thread not an "insult" thread.

Is stupid enough to believe anyone, even a racoon would want to get down and dirty with them. Apart from Wario obviously ;) LOL..

Even the voices in her head won't talk to her.

Is tolerated by the masses !

Is loathed by the same masses.