:twisted: He was actually off his tits on Jagermeister and talking to a lamp post.

Like a bat out of hell, he'll be gone when the morning comes.
Where the hell to?

Skegness...though he made the mistake of going in wintertime and it wasn't the most pleasant of experiences.

Is it true that Meat Loaf wanted to play Batman after Michael Keaton quit?

Yes but they refused after Meat asked if his version of the costume could be made from a '57 Mercury instead of Latex

It is well known that Meat was in the spice girls movie but less well known is that he played one of the spice girls as well after the real one was killed in a bizarre accident involving an egg wisk and a hippo. What spice girl did Meat play

Ginger Spice, though it didn't work out very well, especially when meat tried on the Union Jack dress. It caused huge rows amongst all members and management of the band until finally Ginger Spice (Meat) left the band and was destined for a career as the butt of most of Mark Lamarr's jokes on never mind the buzzcocks.


Is it true Meat Loaf is Tiger Woods' long lost brother?

No not Tiger Woods but Ronnie Wood - a common mistake

What is Meats favourite household appliance?

His GHD hair straighteners.

Is it true that Meat so strongly supports baby seal clubbing that he's building them their own nightclub?

Thats supposed to be a secret.
Meat will be appearing on the next series of Dragons Den in order to try and raise some extra funds to open the nightclub

As we all know from the song "A time for heroes" Meat loves Heroes but what is his favourite?

:twisted: The little Crunchie one (followed in close 2nd by the mini Twirl).

Who would win in an AWESOME contest between Meat Loaf & Chuck Norris?

Meat, off course ! but the judges may not be able to tell Chuck he lost, so...

Meat had to wear à tag with his name in Fight Club. Is that true that he had to keep it all time so Brad Pitt wouldn't take him for Ed Norton ?

:twisted: No.
He wore it to stop Brad Pitt taking him to Ed Norton.

What performance does Meat think he should have won an Oscar for?

meat thinks he should have won an oscar for his portrayal of the monsters loose as a worthy bat album.

why didn't meat sing surf's up live at most shows?

Because he's vowed to always tell the truth, and when you're playing Wembley Arena, you're a bit far from the beach....

Which female celebrity does Meat wish he could be?

Rip Taylor

Was meat ever attacked by a pack of wild animal crackers?

:twisted: No.

Does Meat prefare ludo or snakes & ladders, and why?